Chad Johnson makes yet another name change.

Introducing new Raiders coach Tom “The” Cable “Guy.” 

Michael Irvin prepares to give Jimmy the Everett McIver treatment.

In response to Monday night’s comments from Tony Kornheiser, ESPN comes up with a way to make amends with the Mexicans.

On the bright side, Chris Cooley’s misadventures with his camera might yield an endorsement opportunity.

“Speeding?  I was just auditioning for that TV show that CAA is supposed to be getting me.”

Jeff Fisher signs one “Big Pussy” to fill in for the other one.

Pacman gets an early Christmas gift from his friends in Cleveland.

Tatum Bell has found a new job that takes advantage of his unique skills.

The folks at Campbell cook up a new recipe for their latest pitchman.

Exclusive!  A photo from Marvin Harrison’s recent interview with the Indianapolis Star.

Wow.  After only one day back in the league, Chris Henry has a new sponsor.

David Kircus and Will Allen resolve their differences at a spot that is familiar to both of them.

While welcoming Chad Pennington to the official meeting place of former Marshall quarterbacks, Byron Leftwich says, “When you get out, will you take me with you?”

“Mama says Ted Thompson is the devil.”

And you thought it was nearly impossible to beat Mike Tyson.

(Thanks to the reader who sent us this one.)

In anticipation of Brett Favre’s return, the Packers open their new indoor practice facility.

The Steelers hire a new personal trainer for Casey Hampton.

“If you don’t release me by Monday at noon, the cheese gets it.”

Brett Favre is ready for the Big Apple.

Swimmin’ pools . . . .  Movie stars.

Brett Favre continues to follow the patent-pending T.O. career plan.

For his next interview, Brett Favre decides to face a more challenging and knowledgeable group of questioners.

The Packers agree to bring Favre back, if he agrees to wear this hat to every press conference of the season.

Maybe this whole unretirement three-ring circus is aimed at generating buzz for Brett’s new restaurant.

The Packers suggest a cure for Brett Favre’s “itch”.

In an effort to improve his image, Brandon Marshall does a public service billboard.

Michael Strahan’s acting pursuits will include starring in a live-action Shrek sequel.

Cedric Benson rolls out his breathalyzer equipped boat-car.

Amazingly, surveillance video from Javon Walker’s hotel confirms his version of the events leading to his robbery.  Sort of.

The Raiders make a minor adjustment to their logo.

The Bills have a new drill to help Marshawn Lynch get ready for his next hit-and-run.

The Tuna finally finds a kicker who knows how to keep his mouth shut.

Peter Graves wants to know if we’ve ever seen a grown man naked.