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PART TWO (PICKS 17-32)
PRESENTED BY
UPDATED CONTINUOUSLY, April 28,
2007
Mort and Steve Young are getting into it a little
about the Packers' choice. Young is trying to say it's a slap at Brett
Favre. It got a little testy.
Reader: "Is it just me or does Mort look
like he wants to deck Steve Young for wondering what a pick says to a guy who
won't be on the team in two years?"
Reader: "I think the Botox in Steve Young's
forehead is seeping into his brain. Mort is my new hero."
Jags on the clock at 17. A reader say there
are rumors that the Bengals will select Nancy Grace at 18.
Reader: "All that estrogen is making Young
testy."
Reader: "What will the Bengals do? All
of the pot smokers have been picked."
No way Jags can take Brady -- coach is on hot seat
and needs to win.
TRADE: Denver moves up from No. 21 to No.
17. Jags move down.
The Jags get pick No. 21, pick No. 86, and pick
No. 198. The crowd reacts as if they grasp the significance of the move.
The points given up were 950 by Jax, 972 by
Denver.
And the Broncos take defensive end Jarvis Moss,
Florida.
We think the Broncos feared that the Titans would
take him in search of a new Jevon Kearse.
The Bengals are on the clock.
Several readers swear they saw Jake Plummer in the
crowd holding a Broncos flag.
A reader says that the Bengals have traded their
pick to Tennessee for the rights to Pacman Jones.
Reader: "I see that Brady Quinn is still at
the draft, but where did his date Edgar Winter go?"
Bengals take Leon Hall. Michigan
cornerback. (Buh-bye, Deltha O'Neal.)
Reader: "When did Leon Hall get arrested?"
A reader wants to know whether Brady Quinn
borrowed Cameron Diaz's hair gel.
Reader: "They guys on NFLN have a bunch of
Sprint signs behind them. What a bunch of sellouts."
Titans are on the clock. Hello, Robert
Meacham.
Reader: "Leon Hall wasn't arrested, but he
went to the police station to file a complaint about Dwayne Jarrett stealing his
jock in the Rose Bowl."
Adam Schefter of NFLN reports that Detroit,
Cleveland, and Miami are looking into trading up to get Quinn. They
probably need to do it before No. 23.
Reader: "If Brady Quinn falls much farther,
he'll be the next Bachelor."
Reader: "Tom Condon is calculating his fee
-- it's three-percent of 'you're fired.'"
All kidding aside -- it's the agent's job to
anticipate this and prepare for it. Next year's elite quarterbacks should
hire a marketing guy and use the money from the early deals to set up pre-draft
training on their own and then hire an agent after the draft.
Titans select safety Michael Griffin.
Giants are on the clock at No. 20.
Quinn to Chiefs at No. 23? We have a feeling
that Jerry Jones won't be able to resist at No. 22. Tony Romo is signed
through 2007 only, and Jones might have a chance of luring Coach Donuts to Big D
if he has Quinn under contract.
The Commish is milking this one.
Giants take cornerback Aaron Ross.
RUMOR ALERT: A source in K.C. says
it's "doubtful" the Chiefs will take Brady Quinn.
Rich Eisen shows off a Sprint phone.
But he really should do something about that growth on the left side of his
face.
Jags on the clock. Again, Del Rio can't
afford to take a guy who won't play in 2007.
Jaguars selection safety Reggie Nelson.
Great move by the Jags to move down and still get
the guy they wanted.
Mort says that the Cowboys are fielding calls from
teams interested in Brady Quinn.
Multiple readers are confused by the decision of
the Jags to draft Whoopi Goldberg.
Adam Schefter of NFLN thinks the Cowboys will take
a receiver.
A reader on Ed Werder: "It's nice to see
that he took a break from filming that porno movie to cover the draft."
Browns are trying to get up to No. 22 to get
Quinn, according to Adam Schefter; the offer apparently is a 2008 first-rounder
and a third-rounder. They Cowboys should jump on that one.
Reader: "The Cowboys should take Quinn to
hold for field goals and extra points."
Browns getting Quinn . . . Browns getting Quinn.
If they're giving up a No. 1 in 2008, it's no big
deal for G.M. PhilSavage. If the Browns suck this year, Savage won't be
around.
Browns trade with Cowboys and select Brady
Quinn.
Mike Mayock points out that a third-round pick
only would be enough to satisfy the trade value chart. The Browns gave
that up and a first-rounder.
Details on the deal -- the Browns gave up their
second-round pick and a first-rounder in 2008.
Mort thinks that Coach Donuts got on the phone
with Romeo Crennel to persuade him to take Quinn.
Hey -- it's a good thing that Joe Thomas was
fishing or the Commish wouldn't have had a Browns hat and jersey to give to
Quinn.
Uh-oh.
Mike Vick is in trou-ble.
Reader makes a good point -- Quinn said earlier
that the more he slides, the better the team will be. Oops.
Good catch by a reader: When Commish was
announcing the selection of Quinn, he said it was the 22nd pick in the 2000
draft.
Reader: "Kellen Winslow has offered to take
his new quarterback on a motorcycle tour of the city."
Suzy says that Baltimore, Kansas City, and
Cleveland wanted Quinn.
Chiefs on the clock.
Chiefs take LSU receiver Dwayne Bowe.
And another LSU player goes in round one.
(And most if not all are Nick Saban recruits, as a reader pointed out.)
Reader: "Did Jerry Jones borrow one of
Michael Vick's rape stands to get that trade done with the Browns?"
Good point from a reader -- another CAA client,
defensive tackle Alan Branch, is plummeting. Bad, bad day for CAA in their
first "real" year in the draft.
That's a great look for Phil Savage. Shirt
buttoned all the way to the collar and no tie. He's an excellent driver.
Great point from a reader -- if the Browns suck
this year they'd be drafting high again next year and possibly taking a
quarterback. So they got him a year early and will pay him a lot less.
Reader: "When did John Mark Karr become the
Browns' G.M."
Our pal Gregg Rosenthal of Rotoworld.com makes a
great point -- Tom Condon will make a moonshot on Quinn's deal, arguing that the
Browns have essentially drafted him at the top of round one in 2008.
A reader thinks that John Clayton and Phil Savage
were separated at birth.
At No. 24, Pats select safety Brandon
Meriweather, Miami.
Wow. So much for taking high-character guys.
Mort makes a good point; Bengals couldn't have
gotten away with taking Meriweather. Pats can do it.
Adam Schefter points out that the addition of
Quinn in round one gives the Browns one more year under his rookie contract than
if he had fallen to round two.
Panthers on the clock at No. 25.
Reader: "Good pick by the Pats. Rodney
Harrison can chop 'em at the knees, and Brandon Meriweather can stomp 'em when
they're down. It'll be like a WWE tag team."
Sean Salisbury apparently said regarding
Meriweather's troubles that it was a "one-time incident in both cases."
(And, after all, it's not like Meriweather has done something truly despicable
like taking pictures of his penis with a cell phone and showing it to
co-workers.)
Reader: "Salisbury thinks it is okay to
commit crimes as long as you limit each type to one time only. So Meriweather
still is allowed an assault and a rape, but if he were to stomp on someone
again, that would be too much."
Reader: "Jeffrey Dahmer had several one-time
incidents, too."
Panthers take linebacker Jon Beason.
Eagles are on the clock at No. 26.
Hey, Larry Fitzgerald
has a little Pacman
in him.
Eagles trade with the Cowboys. Huh?
Dallas is taking Greg Olson before Saints can get
him -- our prediction.
Reader: "An Eagles-Cowboys trade?
What's next? The PFT 'days without an arrest' counter hits 10?"
A reader says that Brady Quinn's girlfriend has
dumped him for fear of catching a staph infection.
Adam Schefter of NFLN says that the Eagles got 730
points of value from the Cowboys for a 700-point value.
Cowboys take defensive end Anthony Spencer
of Purdue.
Taco Bill points out this gem from ESPN -- we
somehow missed all the hoopla when Steve Jackson shattered the single-season
rushing record.
Lots of Eagles fans are pissed that their
team helped the Cowboys.
There's a Phil Savage presser on NFLN. He
has got to ditch the Sling Blade look.
Tirico and Jaws are back, but Kornholio is gone.
Reader:
"Tell the Eagles fans they now know what it
feels like to be a Lions fan. Our team has been helping the other teams in our
division for years – by sucking."
Reader:
"Eagles and Cowboys trade is like Rosie asking the Donald
to pass the tub of gravy at the dinner table."
Saints take
receiver Robert Meachem.
Pats at No. 28 -- we're
continuing to hear David Harris. A league source is guaranteeing it.
A reader thinks that Steve
Young's ears are growing during the broadcast.
When did Salisbury get the
Scott Van Pelt haircut?
Before . . . . After.
So much for the Pats taking David Harris.
They've traded down, with the Niners.
Steve Young says "symbiotic." And pronounces
it wrong.
49ers take offensive tackle Joe Staley.
Ravens on the clock.
How about Ben Grubbs?
We need Dramamine after watching the NFLN segment
with Jamie Dukes "Nine Times A Day" answering e-mail.
Ravens take Ben Grubbs, Auburn guard.
Keyshawn Johnson says he ran in the 4.4s?
Yeah -- in the 30-yard dash.
Chargers on the clock.
Several readers say that Alan Branch has
disappeared from Mel's "best available."
Greg Olson is getting hugged and stuff -- looks
like the Bears are taking him.
Someone should trade up with the Chargers right
now and get him.
Several readers believe that Alan Branch must have
died.
Chargers take Craig Davis, LSU receiver.
That's four LSU players drafted in round one.
Four of them, Jerry!
Next up -- the Bears will take Olsen, a tight end.
Great target in the Tampa Two era. He was regarded as a top-15 pick after
the combine but fell due to toughness concerns.
GREAT point from a reader -- the two LSU receivers
have gone to AFC West teams. Do you think they'll be telling their new
teams about the strengths and weaknesses of JaMarcus Russell?
Reader: "Greg Olsen won't be seeing many
passes from Rex Grossman in Chicago because defenses won't triple-cover him."
Bears make it official. The Colts are on the
clock.
Here's the video of the
Fins fans putting it up Cam Cameron's butt, sideways.
Several readers noticed that Greg Olsen has the
drink that cost Urlacher $100,000.
Excellent reader observation on the Colts' pick:
"They're taking the kid from the SNL United Way commercial. Peyton making
him wait in the port-a-let was just a pre-draft smokescreen."
Commish says it's the long first round in history.
Colts take Anthony Gonzalez, Ohio State receiver.
That's TWO sets of receivers from the same team in
round one.
Gonzalez looks like Captain Knauer from the
original Longest Yard.
On to Part Three.
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