Ochocinco Wants To Beat Up Mike Golic

Receiver Chad Ochocinco, the possible manic-depressive who currently finds himself in an extended state of hypomania, has followed up his vow that the Bengals will return to the playoffs by expressing an interest in beating the NutriSystem out of Mike Golic. Said Ochocinco on Twitter: “Oh it’s on again, I want to fight Mike Golic now, always got something negative to say, how about this, you’ve gained all that weight you lost back!!!!” (What, no yo mama joke directed at Golic?) Our money would be on Golic. He’s kind of like the Canadian Bear Hugger, and Chad is the Disco Kid.