Last week, we wrote that two or more unnamed Saints players expressed their displeasure with owner Tom Benson’s efforts to persuade them to buy cars by smearing excrement (presumably human) on all or some of the mini-fleet of vehicles that had been left at the team’s facility.
Jeff Duncan of the New Orleans Times Picayune reports that the story is “on the mark,” citing multiple team sources.
Duncan doesn’t name the players who are believed to be responsible for the incident. But it should be easy to identify them, shouldn’t it? We think that, if that many players are talking about it, it should be a breeze.
And given that the Saints hung 51 points on the Packers in their next game after dropping No. 2 on the vehicles, the time-honored concept of sports superstitions requires them to do it as long as they keep winning.
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November 28th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Gross
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November 28th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
“… it should be a breeze.” What are you trying to say here Florio? Or are you just beating around the “Bush”
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November 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
Nice play on words…I don’t see that player doing anything of the sorts. Well, if could mean that player could get released and come to Minny…If it’s the player I am thinking about.
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November 28th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
“We think that, if that many players are talking about it, it should be a breeze.”
Is this supposed to mean Drew Brees is one of them?
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November 28th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
You must do things differently in WVa Mike.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
its too bad that dookie just got picked up, he could take deuce’s place after he gets suspended for illegal laxatives
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
When did Najeh Davenport ever play for the Saints?
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
If only Dookie Davenport was signed by the Saints instead of the Steelers…Florio, just thinks of the possibilities…
Oh, the humanity.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Why was he asking them to buy cars? Benson must have owned these cars and wanted to get rid of them. I think I would just say, “no thank you.”
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
I’m beginning to think there’re more brain dead thugs than good guys in the NFL.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
“…should be a breese.” Interesting choice of words given it’s the saints.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
Meh…whatever
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Are we supposed to believe Benson is a Car Salesman? Does he work at Wal-Mart too? WTF?
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
When the Saints go marching in, watch out for flying poo.
It’s all the more appropriate that Brees is the ‘Number 2′ candidate for MVP, which could stand for Most Valuable Pooper, I suppose…
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
I’d say “Deuce” has to be the prime suspect!
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Quite possibly the best story. ever. period.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:39 pm
Certainly doesn’t seem like something Drew would do.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
the nfl is in stiff competition with the nba to see who can turn more fans off by the actions of their thugs-i mean playas!
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
A. Tom Benson made a lot of his money from his car lots in Texas so yes he is a car salesman.
B. Drew Brees did not shit on anyones car (Well, maybe in high school, but not Benson’s.)
C. It was probably some practice squad scrubs trying to get in good with the other players and Florio just likes a good shit story.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
What’s with the pooping in the NFL? The ‘Saints.’ Najeh D, the Dumpster, or Dumbster, take your pick. Is pooping supposed to be manly? Don’t wolves just piss to mark territory? “Smearing” the excrement is a conceptual issue here for me — does that involve spatulas or hired hands or something? If we’ve heard of two cases of Nasty Fecal Licentiousness (NFL), how many others are out there? The NFL might be a regular little poop-a-thon.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
frankfurtler — Benson made his fortune by owning many car dealerships. The dealership owner is always the No. 1 car salesman, hence him pushing his cars on any employee he hands a paycheck to.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
“should be a breeze” r u suggesting that it was mike mckenzie
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Whoever the culprits might have been, they’re not just right in the head, you ask me. Maybe even a bit on the stupid side. I hope they at least had the foresight to slap on a pair of rubber gloves before they commenced spreading the manure.
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November 28th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
@frankfurtler - He owns a dealership.
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November 28th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
This story is full of crap.
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