In the domestic dispute that will likely never end, the mother of Brian Urlacher’s son claims that the Bears middle linebacker is causing the young boy confusing regarding his gender.
By painting his toenails and equipping him with Cinderella diapers.
Seriously.
The charges were made in court on Tuesday, in connection with an effort by Urlacher to force the boy’s mother, Tyna Robertson, to allow Urlacher to spend time with his son.
Robertson said she’ll allow Urlacher to see the child if Urlacher stops painting the boy’s toenails and provides him with “gender-appropriate” protective undergarments.
After the hearing, Robertson held court with the media and launched various allegations at Urlacher.
“[He] pulls down his pants and says, ‘Mommy, look how pretty they are,’” Robertson said.
“Big boys paint their nails,” the boy told Robertson (according to Robertson). “He’d say, ‘Mommy, I don’t want to get my nails wet. I don’t want to mess them up,’” she said. “It took two hours to get him in the bath.”
Robertson said that Urlacher refused to change his ways. “He says he can do whatever he wants,” Robertson said. “[Urlacher said], ‘It doesn’t make him feminine. It doesn’t make him gay.’
“You’re confusing him, if he’s a boy or a girl,” Robertson said.
It appears, however, that Urlacher’s girlfriend might have been the one who painted the boy’s nails and/or purchased the pink Pull-Ups. Urlacher didn’t attend the hearing, which was covered by his lawyer.
This is the latest round in a war of words that last created a stir in 2007, when Robertson accused Urlacher of sending her hostile and profane text messages. The irony here is that, in one of the messages, Urlachers allegedly accused Robertson of “raising a little p—y.”
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I, Brian Urlacher, challenge you to a Honor Duel.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Give the guy a break. Maybe he wanted his son’s toenails and diapers/underwear to match his own.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Not to mention the Bears jersey he’d wear on gamedays watching his father.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Do both these idiots realize what they’re doing to their son? Now they’re arguing in the media about what type of diapers the kid should be wearing. He’s gonna grow up with some serious mental issues if they keep it up. What a bunch of idiots. They’re spending more time with the media than they do with their son.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:15 am
I have to call BS on this one. His girlfriend sounds like a spiteful money grubber.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Sean Avery is perfectly fine with this.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:16 am
I have a feeling that neither is going to win a Parent of the Year award anytime soon, but of the two, the wife is bat-shit crazy.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:17 am
this is horrible, but I especially hate to see a topic like this discussed by sports fans, 90% of whom seem to be genuine bigots.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:21 am
As the father of a daughter, I don’t see any problem with painting their nails or the pink diapers. What is everyone so worked…oh…its a boy…yep, that’s kind of weird.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:23 am
I painted my nails and wore girl diapers when I was a kid and I turned out just fine…In fact I was just accepted into the coolest cult in school.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Cut the guy some slack, he is after all a Bear’s middle Linebacker, look at Singletary trying to fire up his team by showing them his bear ( no pun) ass! Confusing ideas must go with the position………
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:25 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ahhh. This made my day at work. You don’t even know how many people I will be emailing this to.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:25 am
He certainly has been playing as if he’s the one with gender confusion.
Learn to go strong at the ball and get off a block.
Urlacher, quit turning my defense into a little p___y.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Oh, also, way to show you really care, by sending a lawyer to the deposition and skipping it.
Really? You’ll fight for custody…but not in person? Yowza. This kid’s screwed.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:30 am
This all stems from the 2006 Bears/Pats game. Since being juked really, really badly by Tom Brady (!), Brian Urlacher continues to question his gender. (Him being tossed around at the goal line by the Packers didn’t help…)
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Urlacher… try painting Adrian Peterson’s toes as he runs over you and your teams’ ass on Sunday night as he always does!
224 yards, 3 td’s
78 yards, 2 td’s
121 yards, 2 td’s
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423 yards & 7 td’s
I would expect that total to grow to at least 500 yards and probably 10 Td’s
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:34 am
As a Packer fan, this explains a lot!
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:36 am
“It doesn’t make him gay.’”
According to Family Guy if the kid has an acidic compound instead of blood then he is gay.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
who’s laughing now? heh ME.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
painting his kid’s toe nails, putting him in girls diapers . . wtf?
Even if it is his girlfriend doing this . .where the hell is he to stop her?
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I always found it amazing that you had pass a test, have a licence, and get insurance in order to be allowed to drive, but any moron could be a parent, no questions asked.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:46 am
The person that really loses out is the kid. What horrible people.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Wow…all i can say is wow. what a weirdo.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Urlacher is great.
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November 26th, 2008 at 11:52 am
It was just a motion hearing. Absolutely no reason for him to be there unless he doesn’t have anything better to do. She can’t arbitrarily decide that she’s not gonna let Urlacher see his baby so it’s a slam dunk anyway. You can’t just sashay into court and start talking silly shit like this and expect a judge to assign it any credibility.
Factoid: Mike Singletary’s mom used to put a dress on him when he was a baby. Many old school mothers did the same thing back in the day because it made diaper-changing easier. I doubt she ever put nail polish on him though. Girlfriend needs her ass whipped over that if for no other reason than the kid might chew on his toes or something.
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