Dolphins linebacker Joey Porter, perhaps trying to get himself in position to be the next Warren “This Job Is Easy; Just Say Crazy Sh-t” Sapp, is pontificating on imprisoned Falcons quaterback Mike Vick, who is doing time for dog fighting. 

Regarding Vick’s potential reinstatement to the NFL, Porter said (per ESPN.com’s Tim Graham), ”All it was was dogs. They act like they don’t even like pit bulls anyway.  That’s the funny thing about it if you want to get back on that topic.  I got pit bulls, I got to put them under a different breed just to travel.  So you can’t even fly pit bulls nowhere.”

So, Joey, you’re lying to aviation officials?  And admitting it?   

“It’s a breed they don’t care about,” Porter said.  “It’s not like he was fighting cocker spaniels or something that they like.  They don’t really care too much about pit bulls.”

Joey cares enough about his own pit bull to let it get loose, and then it killed a miniature horse.  But, hey, all it was was a miniature horse.  It’s not like it was a real horse or something that we like.