At some point before, during, or after the Chicago Bears’ 37-3 loss to the Green Bay Packers on Sunday, someone from the Bears saw fit to put a large hole in the wall in the visiting team’s locker room at Lambeau Field.
“Maybe if the Bears had displayed that much aggression on the field, the game wouldn’t have been so lopsided,” writes Mike Vandermause of the Green Bay Press-Gazette.
“We’ll make the appropriate repairs,” Packers spokesman Aaron Popkey said.
Our guess is that this kind of stuff happens all the time. Young men plus their own testosterone plus possibly other compounds plus possibly Bumetanide to mask the presence of the other compounds plus hard plastic helmets equals busted drywall — both in their own locker rooms and elsewhere.
UPDATE: And sometimes it happens even without a helmet.
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November 19th, 2008 at 6:56 am
I bet Jared Allen hit the wall with Adrian Peterson’s helmet because he was angry that the Williams Wall got nailed for cocaine.
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November 19th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Typical FIB’s.
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November 19th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Those Bears and their “Glory Holes”.
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November 19th, 2008 at 7:43 am
5$ on urlacher
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November 19th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Maybe they threw a plate of polish sausage at the wall, and den had a heart attack…tirteen of em.
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:08 am
They’re a class act those BOB’s
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:14 am
This story is much ado about nothing. Kind of like the Bears offense.
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:50 am
“I am what I am and thats all that I am.” Packers spokesman Aaron Popkey said.
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Ahhhh, Florio got his hidden barb against steroids in. Big surprise there.
Steroids don’t turn you into an asshole. But if you already are then they make you a bigger asshole.
Florio, don’t take any steroids…
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:54 am
And they left a big skid mark on the field.
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November 19th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Next story out of Green Bay…. The hole was a result of Brett Favre calling the Bears during the week and telling them they should totally do it. Of course Jason Wilde will write (or lie about) it.
Seriously, they are writing about holes the visiting team locker room? That is ridiculous. They should be writing about how last year’s 13-3 team has just now made it to .500. Is this intriguing story in Green Bay?
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November 19th, 2008 at 9:38 am
When did Gus Frerotte get traded to the Bears?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUNzZlBMM38
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November 19th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Ntrikit, you’re a moron. It says the BEARS. lrn2readplz
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November 19th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Why make any repairs? Just put a frame around the hole with a plaque that says, “We just rolled up 37 points on the Chicago Bears and all they could do about it is punch this wall.”
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November 19th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Back in the 70s, I rented an old house on the Michigan campus with some buddies of mine. The previous tenants had been members of the football team. Before we could move in, several large holes in the lath-and-plaster walls had to be repaired. Several months later, we acquired video tape evidence (some guy named Bill something-or-other, IIRC) that the holes had been made by the football players ramming the walls with their heads. While not wearing helmets. And they seemed to be enjoying themselves.
True story.
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November 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Ntrikit,
Hell of a fan you are, recognizing that AP, Jared Allen, and the Kevin and Pat Williams all play for the Bears.
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November 19th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Copy boy! Florio was in a hurry this morning. Please fix article to say “mask” instead of “make”.
Agreed that Urlacher is a prime suspect.
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November 19th, 2008 at 10:57 am
My money is on Mike Singletary.
The hole in the wall is ass-shaped.
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:12 am
too bad Najeh Davenport isn’t there
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:42 am
lol at the glory hole joke.
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November 19th, 2008 at 11:48 am
The instant I saw this yesterday I thought of Ray Nitschke putting his forehead through the locker room wall in the original “The Longest Yard”.
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November 19th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Get me copy! Tell them to change “make” to “mask” in the article above.
Is the scheme, the players, or the coach????
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November 19th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Why make any repairs? Just put a frame around the hole with a plaque that says, “We just rolled up 37 points on the Chicago Bears and all they could do about it is punch this wall.”
Ha, while this story is pointless, that is one of the best ideas I’ve ever seen on PFT
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November 19th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
The Bears still suck!!
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November 19th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
im a juggernaut i can run through a 1/4 inch sheet rock
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