Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones continued to talk about the newest controversy regarding his highest-profile acquisition of the 2008 offseason.
And we get the feeling that Jerry Jones is displaying all the objectivity of the mother of a hardened criminal.
Tim McMahon of the Dallas Morning News has quotes from Jones’ weekly radio appearance.
“It’s ridiculous to be having a conversation about a suspension over this matter,” the owner said regarding the question of whether the NFL will suspend Pacman Jones for his fight with a team-issued bodyguard. “This was a nothing.”
But it wasn’t “a nothing.” It was “a something.” The question is whether it was enough of “a something” to run afoul of the terms of Pacman’s reinstatement, or to constitute a fresh violation of the Personal Conduct Policy.
From the team’s perspective, it’s no big deal. From the league’s perspective, it might be a different issue.
On a brighter note, Jerry Jones admits that he’s sort of an enabler. But not in the way that the rest of us would think.
“I almost feel like it’s an enabler,” Jones said, “because it’s the very people that I have with him that created this. Had we not had that security with him, this wouldn’t have happened. Really. Had we not had the security with him, it wouldn’t have happened.”
Ho. Lee. Crap.
Let’s see if we understand this logic. Jerry Jones enabled Pacman Jones not by offering up flimsy excuses in the wake of further antisocial behavior, but by creating the scenario that allowed Jones to behave in an antisocial manner.
Under that theory, we should just empty out a prison whenever one of the inmates stabs a guard. Because we as a society enabled the misconduct by putting the inmate in a position where he might be agitated by his confinement.
Here’s the reality — if Pacman Jones can’t behave even when he is provided with ’round-the-clock security personnel aimed at keeping him out of trouble, he should not be playing in the NFL.
The problem is that Jerry Jones put his ego and reputation on the line when he made a play for Pacman Jones. And so if Pacman Jones acting like an idiot will in turn make Jerry Jones look foolish, then Jerry Jones’ smartest move is to act as if Pacman Jones didn’t do anything wrong.
And so the responsibility in this case falls to the NFL. We initially thought that the league office had opted to take its time on this one in the hopes that the tension between the Cowboys and Pacman has reached a critical mass, and that Pacman would do something to prompt the team to dump him before the NFL would have to intervene.
But with Jerry Jones digging in deep in his defense of Pacman, we now think that nothing Pacman does will get him fired by the team. Thus, it’s the obligation of the league to send a message to all players and teams that playing in the NFL truly is a privilege — especially for a guy who previously squandered it.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Everyone’s talking about Jerry Jones “legacy” but once some of the stories I hear from Boys Will Be Boys make mainstream circulation, I don’t think anyone is gonna be surprised by Jerrah’s actions.
Don’t get me wrong, I think some of the stories are hilarious, but it really shines a negative light on that organization. Or maybe I am just too young to realize everyone already knows how ridiculous the Cowboys were back then.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I don’t like tuPacman (thanks Whitlock) or the Cowboys for that matter. But to suspend an active player, for a minor incident, regardless of his past is a horrible precedent. Football players are in the spotlight, and are often targeted. Big brother Goddell will be overstepping if he acts.
Maybe the bodyguard was a Dig-Dug fan?
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Yeah, putting security on him caused him to act badly. Because he behaved so well when he didn’t have a bodyguard to keep him out of trouble.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
he got into a fight with his “babysitter” after he had some drinks…. i’ve done that i didnt even hear a complaint the next day just some pointing and laughing….. pacman does it he should be banished….. some logic. if he shoots someone ban him. if he starts a riot ban him. he fights a fan ban him. he get’s into a spat with his babysitter….. yawn.
jerry wanted this attention and eveyrone’s giving it to him
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Come on guise, let’s give him a second chance…
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
maybe jerra should send charles haley to give pacman a facewash to straighten him up.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Is Pac Rat even worth all this hype. There are plenty of other CB’s in this league and there are plenty of other return men in this league that are Free Agents. This guy, along with Tank (who thought it was no big deal too!!), need to go away. Go find Chris Henry, Mick Vick, Travis Henry and the rest of the thugs that wanna be douche bags and play football for the Mean Machine! We, the fans, don’t want you in the NFL!!
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Does anyone doubt this relationship is going to end in disaster? If Pacman cannot stay out of trouble with freakin’ bodyguards and designated babysitters keeping an eye on him, how can the Cowboys keep him around? Is he really worth the effort? What a joke.
This ass clown wouldn’t even have been reinstated if he were picked up by a lower profile team. But what Jerruh wants Jerruh gets.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Oh, Ya, Jerry Jones. You held a team of misfits that got to win 3 Superbowls in the 90’s. Don’t expet it will happen again with this group of misfits you assembled!!
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
10 to 1 that nothing happens to Pacman. The Cowboys bring too much $$$ into the league and Goodell won’t risk pissing off Jerry and the Golden Goose.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Looks like Jerry Jones has entered the Al Davis twilight years a lot sooner than I would have expected.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Jerry Jones. The same guy who calls out refs whenever these people make mistakes. Now one of “his” guys screw up (again) but Jerry of course thinks it’s no big deal. What a hypocrite. I hope the NFL bans Pacman once and for all, and the Cowboys need to be punished as well, either steal one of their draft picks or fine Jerry Jones for making the NFL look bad by signing this little turd who can’t act like a human being.
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October 10th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I’ll be shocked if a player who is being protected by one of the league’s most influential owners gets in any trouble…especially when the owner is saying it was nothing. Goodell is too scared of Jerry Jones to do anything.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Man this site is filled with Cowboy haters, its so annoying. Were any of u commenting when Little from the Rams got into trouble, I dint see any comments on Matt Jones the coke head.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Jerrah just can’t stay away from cameras. LOL. Damn. He’s gonna keep Pacman rather than stay in the NFL. They’ll end up in pro wrestling together, Jerrah with a megaphone outside the ring.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Spot on Florio! I’m digging your rational thought and analysis.
Jerry Jones……………..hmmmmmm………. where to begin?
This guy is a joke. I cannot wait to see that sick look on his face on the sidelines at the end of another playoff loss this year. There are few things in life that give me greater pleasure than watching that facelifted, egomaniacal geezer who still thinks he’s all that get his comeuppance as the Cowboys blow another playoff game. Nice move defending PacRat.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I think…Jerry…Jones…is right. Wow, that was difficult. Unless, there’s a lawsuit or police investigation, or unless the NFL finds out something we don’t already know. I see no reason for a suspension or a fine.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
JJ is a f’ing bonehead. I think he has had one to many face-lifts.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Looks like the consensus is that Jerry Jones owns Roger Goodell.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
For all the crap Jerry Jones is taking for this… still 0 points in the turd watch. How ’bout them Cowboys!!!
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Does the cost of Pacrats babysitter count against the cap?
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
HarrisonHits, you stole my line. JJ is rivaling Al on the senility charts, but Al still wins for ‘Melted Misshapen Face’!
Come on Jerry, what’s next? Girls in short skirts are asking to be raped? Wives who nag are just asking for a belt?
Could we just tell it like it is? Pac’s a thug and JJ will do anything for a SB ring.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
“I almost feel like it’s an enabler,” Jones said, “because it’s the very people that I have with him that created this. Had we not had that security with him, this wouldn’t have happened. Really. Had we not had the security with him, it wouldn’t have happened.”
Does this mean Jones will get rid of the babysitters? I doubt it, they know what a turd pacman is. By the end of their bye week he will screw up again.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
OK so the guy’s at Luda’s party sitting at the hotel with his uncle, his ho and a babysitter and the next babysitter comes on shift and all of a sudden there’s a problem that Pacman’s at this hotel. Seems to me that the next babysitter brought the problem with him.
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October 10th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Stay classy Dallas/JJ
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