While perusing the new edition of Sporting News Today, a free daily all-sports newspaper sent directly to your e-mail box (without banging against your front door at 4:00 a.m., landing in a shrub, or busting a piece of the railing on your front porch), we looked at the “My Profile” feature.
Sunday’s subject is Santonio Holmes.
Says Holmes of his worst habit: “I quit biting my nails. After my whole life, just went cold turkey. If I could just stop picking my nose in public . . . .”
So that’s a +1 to Santonio for having a good sense of humor. (Unless he was serious. Then it’s a -5.)
But we think that Holmes missed what truly was/is his worst habit. It has something to do with allowing a person in possession of a camera into the bathroom while Santonio is in the shower.
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September 21st, 2008 at 9:53 am
I always wondered about that smile on Steely McBeam’s face. Now I know. He’s gotta go.
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September 21st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Slow news day?
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September 21st, 2008 at 10:29 am
That is some serious hardline investigative reporting there, Florio. Thank God you brought this to our attention. This sort of negative behavior warrants all the attention we can bring to it. Our job won’t be finished until no one picks their nose again. Ever.
Thank you,
The Coalition for the Eradication of Mining for Gold
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September 21st, 2008 at 10:45 am
It looks like he’s holding two soda cans that are stacked up. Good thing Kordell is gone.
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September 21st, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Stop complaining, guys. Don’t you know that this is ProFootlongTalk.co?
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