As the NFL tries to become not only an American sport but a global one, the league has been initially targeting folks from Spanish-speaking countries.
And so the powers-that-be likely weren’t too pleased with the questionable comments made by ESPN’s Tony Kornheiser on Monday night.
Following a replay of the Felix Jones kickoff return for a touchdown with audio from the Spanish-language call of the game, Kornheiser said, “I took high-school Spanish, and that either means ‘nobody is going to touch him’ or ‘could you pick up my dry cleaning in the morning.’”
On the surface, the line was funny. Mike Tirico and Ron Jaworski laughed genuinely, not nervously. But then there was a delayed reaction for us (and presumably others). Did Tony just make a back-handed slap at Mexican immigrants, characterizing them generally as folks who come here only to do jobs like pick up our dry cleaning in the morning?
We’re not sure whether the remark crossed the line. But it was too close to the line for Tony’s own good. The remark would have worked just as well with something like, “I took high-school Spanish, and that either means ‘nobody is going to touch him’ or ‘my shoes are made out of marshmallows.’”
One of the dangers of extemporaneous speaking, of course, is that the speaker risks allowing his deeper biases and prejudices to seep through. In this case, it’s possible that’s precisely what happened with Kornheiser.
Regardless of whether he shouldn’t have said it and what will happen next, Kornheiser offered up a bland, generic apology late in the game, which made to reference to what he said or whom he might have offended. We doubt that many people made the connection to the comment from the first half.
It’ll be interesting to see whether this one sprouts legs. If it does, we have a feeling it won’t be picking up Tony’s dry cleaning in the morning.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:10 am
I legitimately think he was making a joke about his lack of knowledge of the Spanish language. It just unfortunatly came off bad. I didn’t think much of it when he said that. People need to grow thicker skin.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:20 am
I didn’t even think of this as a racist comment and I still don’t. I thought it meant that he was fast, as in someone who is fast at doing things…I guess you hear what you want to hear.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:21 am
No great loss if they only allowed Tirico and Jaws in the booth. Twos company, threes a crowd.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Johnny Miller got ripped for the crack about Rocco cleaning his pool.
I can see the elitist-liberal-in-good-standing Tony Korny getting in bigger trouble.
It wasn’t funny anyway, Korny isn’t funny, he should be picking up someone’s laundry.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:26 am
That’s ridiculous. Since when have immigrants (be them Mexican or otherwise) held down jobs such as picking up other people’s dry cleaning? His statement was “…could you pick up my dry cleaning in the morning?” I intrepreted that line for what it meant on its face: a spanish speaking person asking someone else to pick up his dry cleaning. The line is only insulting if an English-speaking American is asking a Spanish-speaking person (who is a Mexican immigrant), and that’s not what the K-man said. Kornheiser probably could have chosen his words a little better, but man-o-man are we becoming just too damn sensitive!
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Ot the remark would have worked just as well with something like, “I took high-school Spanish, and that either means ‘nobody is going to touch him’ or ‘Mike Florio is a hack who needs to stop reaching for useless material to post as a headline on his website”
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Wow if this is blown out of proportion the media has really nothing else to write about.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:32 am
It just ocurred to me. Even if it was a back hand to Mexican immigrants…THEY’RE IMMIGRANTS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Isn’t the new guy always the one to get teased?
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:32 am
I thought the comment was funny and harmless. There is far too much political correctness in society anymore.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Admittedly I missed that commit. However, it’s probably due to the fact that I was busy jamming a spoon in my eye while listening to the rest of his “commentary.” The guy has no business being on MNF or any other NFL broadcast. It should just be Tirico and Jaws. That would be good enough. He takes away from the game with his inane bantering and shit stirring. Does he really need to inject the Almighty Favre into everything?
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Sheesh.
There’s a saying in stand-up comedy: the bigger the audience, the more likely you’ll offend someone.* I thought it was a funny joke, certainly with no ill intent. My guess is that ESPN or even Walt Disney brass had a meeting during the game and then decided, “yep, that’s going to offend some market segment. Better make Corn-hole apologize.”
It’s a good thing I’ll probably never get in front of a TV audience. Hope that anyone offended never manages to watch a Carlos Mencia or even a Daniel Tosh show. While I’d be laughing my ass off, they’d be calling the network’s Complaint Hotline.
*I don’t even know if this really is a saying in comedy. If it isn’t, then, well, now it is…and I’m a genius for coming up with it and should be awarded a Comedy Central Special.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Kornheiser is ruining MNF, get rid of him please!
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Every person in broadcasting should know by now that any
ethnic jokes or references to stereotyping any ethnicity
in this day and age are unacceptable.
The people who get into trouble with this are generally
50 years old or older. Did I just make reference to pre
judging someone by age? Which is stereotyping. Yes I did
and I’m so sorry if I offended anyone.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:40 am
Really? thats an offensive comment? I think people are reading too much into it. Obviously his point was to say that it possibly translated to something that had nothing to do with football, i dont think his point was to take a shot at mexicans. Just one mans humble opinion though.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:43 am
“Interested to see if this one sprouts legs”
Seems like you’re itching for it to by being the only site to write up a full story about it.
When I hear, “Could you pick up my dry cleaning in the morning?”, it sounds like something one friend would say to another. If it was a job, it wouldn’t have been a question.
Even if he meant it in the exact manner you accuse him of (characterizing them generally as folks who come here only to do jobs like pick up our dry cleaning in the morning), I don’t know if you checked the news lately, but yes, Mexican immigrants do generally come here to do those type of jobs.
The fact that a line that bland is controversial or worth apologizing for shows how pitiful we are as a country. We dedicate entire months to celebrate our subcultures, yet have to apologize and grovel if you say anything that isn’t 100% uncontroversial.
If nothing else, it shows the subconscious racism of those that would criticize him for saying it. You heard the line, and it triggered the racial implications in your head, so you immediately had to point out that “no, HE’S the racist… look how guilt free I am by pointing that out”
Pathetic.
Signed,
Someone who hates Tony Kornheiser for completely unrelated reasons.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:47 am
He also made what I thought was a questionable comment earlier when Westbrook was on the table and one of the trainers was rubbing his back down - the guys hand was on BW’s lower back / upper ass cheek and Kornheiser said something like “the placement of that guy’s hand is iffy at best”.
Understand, Im not offended by it, actually think its pretty funny (both comments), but wouldnt be surprised to see him take some heat for it.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:47 am
hopefully it’s enough to get him fired from MNF - it’s painful to listen to him
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:50 am
I caught the comment right away, although I didn’t find it offensive myself, thought somebody might blow it out of proportion.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:54 am
I think you have too much free time on your hands.
I heard the comment and I thought he was making a reference to how fast Felix Jones was running…
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:56 am
Saying that an Spanish speaking immigrant is “picking up someone’s dry-cleaning” is stereotyping? Thats news to me. I thought all they did was frame houses and do concrete work.
Get a grip media. Its not like its been a slow weekend for the NFL. There’s real stuff to report.
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September 16th, 2008 at 7:58 am
…or the remark would have worked just as well with something like, “I took high-school Spanish, and that either means ‘nobody is going to touch him’ or ‘West Virginia, where men are men and sheep are scared”
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September 16th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Damn, I so need an illegal to pick up my dry cleaning. And another to check my email and another to post comments on PFT.
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September 16th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Personally I think there are way to many commericials in the first placeand I espicially do not want to see spanish speaking commericials
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September 16th, 2008 at 8:18 am
I had a choice last night. Watch Batman Begins which I’ve never seen or listen to a game w/ way too much talking. I watched the movie so as not to have to listen to Kornholer. Think I made the right choice.
What’s the movie next week? I’m tired of being Kornholed!
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September 16th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Why is Tony Kornheiser even calling games???
I think he’s a total freakin’ idiot. He says the dumbest crap week in and week out.
Jaworski even tells him to shut his mouth every week!!!
We don’t need crappy journalists calling games!
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