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Cowboys cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones says he’s turned over a new leaf. And he says if he hadn’t changed his ways, he would have dealt harshly with a player on the Cleveland Browns Sunday.
According to Jones, Browns defensive back Nick Sorensen grabbed and squeezed Pacman’s package in a pileup, but Jones turned the other, um, cheek.
“I told that dude, ‘Man, you’re lucky I’m trying to do better, because I would have got 15 yards for kicking your [rear],’” Pacman said, per Tim MacMahon of the Dallas Morning News.
The incident happened in the third quarter, when Jones muffed a punt. Despite the alleged damage to the Jones family jewels, Pacman still came out of the pile with the ball.
September 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Too bad Sorensen didn’t break this punks spine.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Cry me a river. The last time I checked this WAS Football.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
i’m sure he was going for the package and not the ball.. yep!
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
wouldn’t that requier pacman to actually have balls??
good luck with that one…
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Pacman shouldn’t complain as he often pays money for this service.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I was always told that in the pile, everything is fair game and there are no rules. Just get the ball. Why would you go public with this anyway? Cry baby.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Sorenson debacled Pacman’s junk.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
why go after 1 ball when you can go after two?
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
wouldnt that require pacman actually having to have…balls?
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Pacman probably told Sorensen that he wanted to make it rain, but Sorensen said he just wanted Pacman to make it sprinkle so he squeezed him off.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Did he kiss you first?
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Please no more PFT Pacman stories unless the headline reads something like “Pacman fractures spine”
Yes thats a story I wouldn’t mind reading.
And for those of you thinking about calling me out for saying this just remember the bouncer out in Vegas that will never walk again.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Guess he’s lucky Pacman did not make it rain yellow drops
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
He probably needs those until the playoffs when they traditionally leave them in the locker room.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
LOL…what a loser. Who goes public with that kind of info!
…sprinkle! HA!
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
What is this league coming to? Packman should keep his mouth closed, and concentrate on playing football. He’s lucky to still have a job in this game. I’m sure that what ever was grabbed was done so in an effort to make him (Packman) let go of the ball. It is nothing that hasn’t been done before, and will probably happen again, and (contrary to what Packamn may have thought) was not a pass at him, or a compliment to his manhood.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Hey ! Why are you guys picking on Pacam ? Hes only been arrested 9 times. Sheesh. Cant you give anyone a break ?
Sincerely,
The Vick Brothers and our Dogs
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Do you think Sorensen recognized where that high pitched voice was coming from?
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I’ll bet Brady Quinn was envious.
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
“not that there’s anything wrong with that”
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
sure it wasnt R kelly in the bottom of that pile?
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September 8th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Sounds like somebody has been taking lessons from Brady Quinn….
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September 8th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Maybe Sorensen got his nickname wrong, maybe he thought it was Pack-Man instead of Pacman…it’s a simple mistake really.
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September 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
As long as Pacman was wearing clothes, this story isn’t interesting.
Sorensen could kick his ass anyways..
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September 8th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
It would be a shame if there was any permanent damage done and Pac Man wasn’t able to reproduce….
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