A strange thing happened to running back Rudi Johnson when he visited with the Detroit Lions on Monday.
Someone stole his stuff.
Seriously.
Specifically, and as we’re told by a reliable source (i.e., not the person who told Mort that Joey Harrington had agreed to terms with the Ravens on Monday, or the person who told John Clayton that Todd Bouman had agreed to terms with the Ravens on Tuesday), Johnson left his bags outside CEO Matt Millen’s office while he met with team officials and, ultimately, worked out a deal with the team.
So when Johnson came back to get his bags, they were nowhere to be found. Johnson and Millen were stumped.
Enter the eye in the sky.
The team checked the videotapes generated by the team’s in-house surveillance system, and they quickly identified the culprit.
So who might it have been? None other than Tatum Bell, who lost his gig with the Lions after Rudi arrived.
Per the source, Bell took the bags to the house of a female acquaintance. When confronted on the matter, Bell offered up some cockamamie story that he thought the bags belonged to someone he knew. The girl, however, said that she hadn’t seen Bell in several months and he showed up out of the blue and asked her to keep the bags for a while.
Johnson has retrieved the bags, and it’s our understanding that charges won’t be pressed.
Tatum apparently didn’t know that he was being monitored.
Fortunately, the displaced running back wasn’t Najeh Davenport.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:22 pm
you can’t make that up……craziness
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha… Wow. When I saw the headline “Rudi’s Crazy Day in Detroit”, I couldn’t possibly imagine a situation that merited such a dramatic headline. Joke’s on me.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:24 pm
classy, real classy bell. I’m sure he just probably wanted the Cowboys to consider him, you know how they like their reform projects…
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
HAHAHA! Now THAT is a great story! Glad Rudi got his bags back. Hey, maybe the Bengals should sign Tatum Bell!
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:27 pm
hahahhahaaha….Tatum probably didn’t mean to drop the bags at her house, but he thought she had an angle to make the tackle so he dropped the bags just like a football…
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:31 pm
He should have claimed that Albert Connell told him to.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:31 pm
he might want to buy another toothbrush.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
If it’s true, I’m just surprised me made it down the hallway before, you know, he dropped the bags.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
This smells of “Jason Taylor to retire in order to pursue dancing fulltime.”
…Either that or Tatum Bell is a complete moron.
Honestly, I think they are both pretty believable.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:37 pm
if only there was some type of NFL card to identify players and their stuff, these types of “mistakes” wouldn’t happen. Maybe Tatum can get a job with the TSA picking up unattended luggage at airports?
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:39 pm
i’ve been coming to this site for months now…this post made me register so i could post a comment….wow…it’s probably the quickest tatum moved all preseason
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
i say the lions get turd points for this, that is rediculously funny
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
HAHA…. I like the story. But the ideal title would be “Tatum Bell Fumbled Rudi’s Bag”
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
lol…if this is true, best story I’ve ever read on here.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Has to be the best story in a long time, this is my first time posting, i just registered with the site today, and i NEVER click Rumor Links from the forum i participate in but i had to click this one, and this made me want to register to post this:..
What an IDIOT!, he’ll forever be known as a Thief and he’ll never get along with any players on his team he join with because they’ll be talking about him behind his back about this and not trusting their stuff around him. LMAO!
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Good thing Travis Henry didn’t leave his bong…or any of his baby’s mommas…in a hallway in Denver during the signing period last year.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:55 pm
best story ever…
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I’m sorry but that is the funniest thing that I’ve seen this whole off-season ROFLMAO, I mean come on man you stole his bags while he was stealing your livelyhood, just fricken hilarious.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Bell is gone from the NFL for good and not just because the Lions cut him which is also a pretty reliable sign that your NFL career is officially over.
Who would want that 10 caret a$$hole for a teammate? I am only disappointed in one aspect of the story, the Lions should have pressed charges for theft and even if Bell would have gotten off with community service, it would forever seal his fate in the history of the NFL as one of the sleaziest scum bags to ever play the game. He could then join this fellow sleaze balls Rae Curruth (currently serving time in prison) Bill” I misinterpreted the Rules” Bellicheat and my all time favorite, the outstanding community minded citizens aboard the Love Boat. Your mothers must be proud.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:59 pm
I registered just to add my two cents on this story! Funniest thing I’ve heard all year! Once again, the Lions had to check the tape to see how their defense let a guy through untouched.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 9:59 pm
goJags says:
September 2nd, 2008 at 9:46 pm
HAHA…. I like the story. But the ideal title would be “Tatum Bell Fumbled Rudi’s Bag”
FLORIO! YOU HAVE TO CHANGE THE HEADLINE!!!!!!
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September 2nd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Classic.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Wow. NO WAY.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Tatum Bell: as elusive off the field as he was on it.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I guess that puts Tatum firmly on the Bengals’ radar screen now.
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