There’s a report that the NFL likely will be suspending Vikings left tackle Bryant McKinnie four games for violation of the Personal Conduct Policy.
The news comes from Sirius NFL Radio, according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.
But NFL spokesman Greg Aiello told us earlier this afternoon that any such report is premature. “I have no info on that,” Aiello said via e-mail. “We have made no such announcement.” (An unnamed NFL spokesman told the Star-Tribune that the Sirius report is “speculation.”)
We won’t be surprised at all if McKinnie ultimately gets a four-game suspension. Weeks ago, we heard rumblings that the team was planning to spend the offseason and training camp getting McKinnie’s likely replacement, Artis Hicks, ready to play.
McKinnie is in hot water with the league due to a February 2008 incident during which he (allegedly) whacked a bouncer in the head with a pole. Though McKinnie has not yet been tried, his 2005 public dalliance with Constance Lingis of the Lake Minnetonka Lingises (we rarely use a line twice but we had to make an exception here) makes this his second offense. He later pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, and was fined a game check by the league.
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August 14th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
“McKinnie is in hot water with the league due to a February 2008 incident during which he (allegedly) whacked a bouncer in the head with a pole.”
I suppose McKinnie brings his own pole to strip clubs? WTF?
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
That’s funny, Constance Lingis… or Connie I suppose.
countSnail, you didn’t know there were poles at strip clubs? Or perhaps hitting the bouncer in the head with a pole is a sexual euphemism.
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:12 pm
The Pole was Stosh Stanislowski.
HEYYYYOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
“Hey McKinnie–is that a pole in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
HEYYYYOOHHHHHH!!!
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
The last time I was at a strip club, I was tempted to do a little pole-whacking myself.
HEYYYOOOHHHHHHH!!!
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Ohhh….That’s just great. Now the Queens will have another excuse when they start the season with a loss!
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
As a Viking fan I feel like he probably deserves at least 4 games. I am tired of watching these over paid men, who are supposed to be setting an example for others, act like someone having their first beer. I can just see the United Way add now….”this is Bryant McKinney…when he’s not acting the fool…smacking someone with a metal pole at the local strip bar…he’s teeching kids how to perfect the art of making fake ID’s” While he’s serving his 4 games maybe he should seek counseling for the sex addicition he seems to have, afterall wasn’t his name brought up in the now infamous “Loveboat” scandal? Childress must like him….other wise he would have been fast tracked outta Minnesota so fast it would have made his head spin. It must be that he is liked…cuz from what I have heard he is not the best zone blocker in the NFL.
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August 14th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
And I mean “little”!
HEYYYOHHHHHH!!!!!
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August 14th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
HEYYYOHHHHHH!!!!!?
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August 14th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
…and he hasn’t had his trial yet.
Whatever happened to innocent until proven guilty? Shouldn’t the NFL take action after the trial?
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August 14th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Can we start calling them the Minnesota Bengals? If anyone is wondering why the NEVER win it’s because they have a front office of fools.
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August 14th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
the minnesota vikings have a worse team or franchise for trouble than the bungles, cowboys and brownholes collectively. if you thought michael irvin, leon lett and corey dillon were trouble, you need to look to the vikings for the worst front office in the nfl. carter was a hypocrite rapist/crack addict that got booted from the eagles, moon was a wife beater, culpecker was a narcisist, moss -well you don’t even need to mention his behavior, ontario -wizzinator- smith, demetrius underwear, brad johnson’s cussing out 10 year old fans seeking his autograph, fat-dum dennis green’s affairs (and cheeseburgers), mt. mccinnie and culp and mo williams on the “love boat”, red mccomb’s cheap ass ownership, george o’leary (i believe that was his name) lying on his application, carl eller’s numerous drunken escapades, korn robinson’s boozin driving, and the many others. goodell needs to get his disciplinarian ass up there and shut that joke of a franchise down!!!!!!!
a.p or a.d. or whatever you want to call him needs to get his ass outta that town before they catch him r. kellying kids or something. you people think the raiders black hole is bad, but you have no idea how bad the humptydump is!!
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August 14th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
McKinnie represents the hypocrisy that is today’s NFL. If he was a second string bench-warmer, the MN BIQUEENS would have cut him the day after the incident. But because left tackles that 330 lbs and can move their feet are hard to find, he is allowed great leeway, licking whores on open water, slamming people in the head with poles and generally acting like an oversized punk. Childress, who is not much brighter than the nitwits that he coaches (and I use that term loosely here), is not going to institute any club policy for his starting O linemen considering he is already operating at a disadvantage at QB compared to the rest of NFC division and that’s saying a lot considering the Bears situation.
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August 14th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Gotta love the hypocrisy of the Packer fans around here.
Say, don’t the Packers have a defensive lineman (who, ironically, probably doesn’t have enough talent to even crack the Minnesota practice squad) who’s got a one-way ticket to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for transporting enough codeine to take down a brontosaurus?
Say what you will about the Vikings, Packer fans. . .but I don’t recall Minnesota ever having any drug runners on their roster. You know, like Johnny Jolly is?
Seriously, Packer fans have nothing to say and nobody that’s interested in hearing them say it. Go somewhere that someone will actually buy into your blithering and your idiocy about how great your team allegedly is.
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August 14th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Gary that has to be one of the dumbest things I have read. How does this have anything to do with the front office? Complete idiots making comments about things they know little to nothing about!
He will probably get four games and that is fine, he is overpaid and an underachiever!
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
I hear this Constance is not only the sneakiest of the entire clan, but she likes females as well; in fact, they refer to her as the Cunning Lingis
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
favrewillplay4ever (just not for the packers):
Your namesake is an admitted drug addict.
Mark Chmura in the hot tub in his underpants with underaged girls.
Najeh “Dookie” Davenport took a dump in a girl’s closet.
Marco Rivera–multiple DUIs.
John Jolly is currently facing FELONY DRUG TRAFFICKING charges.
Nick Barnett: “Wearing a navy blue, pinstriped suit, Packers linebacker Nick Barnett appeared in Outagamie County Circuit Court on Tuesday afternoon and pleaded not guilty to two disorderly conduct charges stemming from a June incident at an Appleton bar” for beating up TWO WOMEN.
Ahman Green’s tasered by police as they tried to arrest him on a domestic assault charge (his 2nd).
Tyrone Williams: “Green Bay Packers rookie cornerback Tyrone Williams is scheduled to report to Lancaster County Jail in Lincoln, NB, to begin serving a six-month sentence for a 1994 shooting incident that occurred while he was a student at the University of Nebraska.”
How about THIS one: “A Green Bay Packers scout has been accused of sexually assaulting a 21-year-old woman outside a suburban bar.”
Koren Robinson was signed by the PACKERS after the Vikings cut him!
When your team plays in a glass stadium, you might be a little smarter about whipping the rocks around.
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
I know it hurts that Favre wanted to play for the Vikings more than any other team in America–including yours.
Grow up and get over it.
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Mckinnie got the “pole” outside in the street….it wasn’t “THE POLE”
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Packer fans talking about conduct? That’s great from a team who has a history. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. Lets go through a couple: A TE who gets busted for being in a hot tub with underage girls. Stories of an someone else a “close” friend being in there with him but his name never comes out. A corner back who attempts to have “relations” with his Aunt. Isn’t that a couple of different illegal things? A RB who craps in his ex-girl friends closet. I am sure we can come up with many more!!
JimmySmith “operating at a disadvantage at QB compared to the rest of NFC division”
Obviously you are competing at a disadvantage to the majority of the population when it comes to intelligence- THE NFC division? The NFC is a Conference that is what the C stands for, they are in the NFC North is that what your muttering was about?
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August 14th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Last I checked “TheGonz” - by the way gotta love the ego there - Chris Carter was a member of the Queens. Maybe that’s why he ran all those great fly routes down the sidelines…….always chasing that white line.
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August 14th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Hey Favrewillplay4ever,
Last time I checked, Koren Robinson last played for the GB Peckers and was suspended for a full year from the cheese, so don’t count that as a Viking as well.. He was a Pecker you know..
Shall we talk about the Packers? Mr. Antonio “I hit light poles when I’m drunk then take off and head home” Freeman..
Mr. Mark ” I rape my young babysitters because I’m rich and can pay people off to get away with it” Churmura..
Mr. Brett ” I am addicted to pain killers and alcohol and just spent time in rehab but won’t be punished for it because I am a football god” Favre..
Or how about Mr. Nick ” I beat the shit out of drunk women in my night club because I am to much of a pussy to start shit with a guy” Barnett..
The way I see it, the Peckers are full of useless criminals as well.. So before you go calling out another team, make sure you have your facts.. Slapnuts..
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August 14th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Brett Favre: Admitted drug addict
John Jolly: Facing FELONY DRUG TRAFFICKING charges
Tyrone Williams: Six month prison sentence for gang shooting
“Dookie” Davenport: Took a dump in a girl’s closet
Ahman Green: Pled guilty to domestic assault charges (wife beater)
Nick Barnett: Beat up TWO WOMEN, owns a club in Appleton with multiple criminal incidents
Mark Chmura: Charged with lewd behavior with underage girls (r.kelly, anyone?)
Yep, the Green Bay Packers certainly have nothing to be ashamed of.
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August 15th, 2008 at 12:10 am
You gotta love a Lake Minnetonka reference!!!!!
But let’s get back to Connie L. Ummmmmmmmm……….
….you guys sound like that’s a real person’s name.
Or maybe it’s da situation.
Which is it????? Nawwwww, tell me. Which is it??????
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August 15th, 2008 at 12:19 am
You have to hand it to the Vikes…their players are always game for a cunning stunt.
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