Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson was fined $5,000 for wearing “Ocho Cinco” on the back of his jersey before a game in 2006.
To avoid getting fined, Johnson hasn’t done it since then. But Johnson now has a plan for how he can get away with having “Ocho Cinco” spelled out over the “85″ on his back.
We’ve learned that Johnson has taken the first steps in the state of Florida toward legally changing his last name to Ocho Cinco.
Seriously.
If Johnson follows through on this, his actual, legal name will be Chad Ocho Cinco, and the NFL would then (we assume) allow him to put his new last name on the back of his jersey.
From a business standpoint, this might be Chad’s way of picking up some of the extra cash that he wants to make but that the team has said it won’t give him. The jersey would instantly become one of the NFL’s top sellers, and NFL players get a cut of all sales of their jerseys.
In recent interviews, including one on ESPN Monday night, Johnson has made veiled references about future plans that he has said will change the way fans think about him. This is a strange one, to say the least.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Chad should just change his last name to roxZORZ, because that is what he is.
Please God let this be true.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
What happened to the days when wide receivers used to want new contracts, to have the ball thrown to them all the time, and generally have the biggest ego out of every other player in the locker room? Those were the good old days.
Now, wide receivers are just plain bizarre and weird. And I stress the word WEIRD. And bizarre too.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I honestly think that is genius. I’m sorry.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Ha! This would be fantastic! Please be true!!!!!!!!!
But you know what would be even better? If he does end up getting traded or going to a new team…and the number 85 is already taken!
Ha! What would do you think the “pricetag” for him getting that number would be? I’d start the bidding at $10,000,000 for him to not look like a dumbass!
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Somebody seriously needs to insist that Chad gets some psychological help. This is like Britney shaving her head and attacking a car with an umbrella.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
A marketing genius.
Sincerely,
The Boz
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
THIS IS NOTHING MORE THAN ANOTHER ONE OF HIS PUBLICITY STUNTS TO MAKE HIM SEEM MORE VALUABLE THAN HE REALLY IS..OUT OF ALL THE GOOD WR’S IN THE NFL CHAD IS ONE WHO DOESN’T DESERVE ALL THE HYPE HE HAS GOTTEN…
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Praying for the court clerk to actually type in “Ocho Stinko” on the official documents….
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Moron!
not even a cool name like Max Powers or some’n.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
i hate this guy…
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
That is awesome!
At some point in time, a person can become so bizarre that their actions surprise no one anymore. We should all just step back and watch the circus side show that is Chad Ocho Cinco.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
He should just change his legal name to Pacman if it’s no longer taken.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Phenomenal.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Genius
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
The sad thing about it, his name would essentially be Eight Five…not Eighty Five. Ochenta y Cinco is how you say “Eighty Five” in Spanish…lawl.
Then again…that may be what he wants…
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I do agree with RenaissancemanRT. Why didn’t he just follow his cousin Keyshawn’s cue and say “I am a star…Housh is a flashlight” in a poorly written book.
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August 12th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
GO FOR IT CHAD
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Was Ron Mexico taken?
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
haha i will believe it when i see it. but its one of the most creative things i have heard of an nfl player trying to make addt’l cash.
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
At least he’s dedicated
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Marketing Genius vs. Unchecked Lunacy:
The guy either needs help, or is simply a radical who sees the system for what it is - a very limited opportunity to make GROSS amounts of money. The fan base doesn’t want to hear that, or recognize it, but c’mon folks, do you really think Chad Johnson went to classes in Oregon? He has no choice but to exploit this, it’s not like he can run a business or anything after football.
Then again, maybe Ohio State Psychiatric has a team…
All my fantasy boards have an asterisk next to CIN *. And now, without a doubt, I will emphasize that.
*These are the Days of Our Lives.
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
I wonder if this was the “big antic” he had alluded to earlier on espn. If it is he’s planning on having it ready for their first game against the Ravens.
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
Chad who?
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
haha he said he had a big surprise for the season in an interview with ESPN. I hope this is it!! HILARIOUS
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August 12th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Perhaps this is what has made Johnson to finally live up to his contract… he changes his name to Chad Ocho Cinco and suddenly the Bengals don’t have a contract with that guy, just some other guy named Chad Johnson…and then the next time he wants to get out of a contract he just changes his name from Chad Ocho Cinco to some unpronouncable symbol… wait a second, hasn’t somebody already done this?
Yeah, but that other guy was a Prince, this guy’s more like the court jester… or better yet, the village idiot.
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