Comments on: WEDNESDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

By: jaxdolfan

jaxdolfan — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 18:17:47 +0000

What I want to know is if Mangini talked about the defense the Giants used in Super Bowl 42.

THAT would be the defense I want my team to have.

By: Brett Farvever

Brett Farvever — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:53:11 +0000

haha, ya the Bears plus 4% means there only 95% from being on the top. Ill give the rest of that stellar team a 1% for just being on the field. Talk about zero offense when you loose the little bit you had in a running game, Thomas Jones/Cedric Benson and what little you had at receiver Mushin Muhammed/Bernard Berrian for Marty Booker? hah But I guess the Griese less ever failing Grossman and Orton combo will be awesome this year? If ever a team was destined to average less then 100 total yards of offense per game, this team is it.

I miss the days when the Packer and Bears were a good rivalry, now its all about our arch nemesis, the Vikings.

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By: northeagle

northeagle — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:36:39 +0000

Geez, if KJ improves the Bears chances of making the playoffs by 4% then the Favre drama must sway the Packers chances by at least plus/minus 10%!

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By: Brett Farvever

Brett Farvever — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:35:59 +0000

Wow, the Jolly thing totally blows. I was at a few home games last year and that guy really got the fans going crazy by some of his huge plays. He was a total surprise and pleasant one considering Justin Harell’s contribution to the team. What a knuckle head. Def would like to have him on the team this year after loosing Corey Williams to Cleveland and Justin Harrell with his wuss back surgery this offseason already.

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By: Michael LaRocca

Michael LaRocca — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 16:08:01 +0000

According to one of those vibrating tabletop football games from the 70s, a plastic QB improves the Bears’ chances of making the playoffs by forty percent.

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By: GeauxSaints12

GeauxSaints12 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:44:53 +0000

“The Saints need to be better on defense this season”.
Yeah thats obvious. If are defense plays a lot better we can make it to the superbowl.

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By: MTM08

MTM08 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 15:14:20 +0000

Damn it! The packers were doing great with no turds before Jolly decided to screw it up!

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By: Razon

Razon — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:56:08 +0000

So the Bears chance of making the playoffs is now at 4 percent!!

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By: CoryDangerous

CoryDangerous — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:05:03 +0000

From the Jets article:
“And what a course it was, complete with charts, diagrams of plays, film work and pop quizzes.”

‘Much of the film work was done from the stands and included various segments of coaches from other teams.’

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By: Don

Don — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:54:55 +0000

Bentley never even played a down for the Browns, so to compare his situation to Favre’s is absolutely ridiculous.

Not to mention that nobody can even touch Favre when it comes to one’s status as a drama queen.

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By: kellyb9

kellyb9 — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:43:45 +0000

“According to a computer program, RB Kevin Jones improves the Bears’ chances of making the playoffs by four percent.”
Wait - clearly the program must have been written by Kevin Jones.

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By: FlyingElvis

FlyingElvis — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:31:29 +0000

woahhhh I hadnt really thought about it yet but Bart Scott and Terrel Suggs are going to be free agents this offseason and only one can get the tag… This could get interesting

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