It seems that the Brett Favre-Packers dance won’t come to a close until we’ve heard the opinion of everyone in America.
Not just from the football world, either. Deadspin discovered that Newt Gingrich, a Packers shareholder, has taken to the internet to throw his support behind a renewed Contract With Green Bay for the irresolute quarterback.
“Should Favre have taken some time (like he did the past few years) to rest, recover and reclaim some perspective? Yes. Did he make a bad decision to retire? Also Yes. Should Ted Thompson and the Packers welcome him back to Packers family? Absolutely!!”
I wonder if Elaine Benes edited his letter and added all those exclamation points. That’s how you know he really means it! What about all the planning that the Packers have done for life without Favre?
“I understand that the Packers have made plans to build the offense around Aaron Rodgers, but plans are made to change. And in this case the Packers should adjust their plans quickly to bring back Favre. Can you imagine Favre as a Viking or even worse a Chicago Bear?”
If you were unsure that a politician was writing this letter, there’s your proof. Who else would argue against a choice of action by stoking up the fear of the least likely potential outcome? I’m surprised he didn’t follow it up with a story about a strong American family he met while campaigning who told him about how they once had an opportunity to allow Brett Favre back onto their team but passed on it. Then the bank foreclosed on their house, the kids got Ricketts and Grandma ended up on food stamps.
“The fact is Brett Favre made a bad decision, kind of like when he throws one of his record-setting interceptions. Now it is the Packers turn to change their mind and put the ball back in Favre’s hands, so that he can again throw some more record setting touchdowns wearing Packer Green & Gold.”
I just had a terrifying vision of Jimmy Carter on a plane to Green Bay to sit down between Favre and Thompson which means I’m pretty sure we’ve reached the point of oversaturation for this story. Training camps really can’t open soon enough.
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July 16th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I agree “Training camps really can’t open soon enough”.
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July 16th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
I’m thinkin’ Florrio should check himself into a Favre rehab center. Treat Favre stories like fish…eat fish only on Fridays…have a Favre update (if you must) only on Fridays. Or take a vacation till the season opener maybe. Let whomever you’ve hired take care of the light work till then. OR, pimp my fantasy website where not only am I funnier than PFT, but I promise…NO FAVRE STORIES (unless he signs with another team).
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Well I’m glad to say that I’ve just become a Newt fan. I also have to say that over the last few days, the opposite can be said of Florio.
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Why is there a Newt Gingrich advertisement on the side of the page?
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Gingrich calls for a renewal for the incumbent! This calls for an investigation! Where have you gone Ken Starr?!
Come on - shareholder or not, the only way Gingrich even knows about this is because of the ‘real media outlet’ to which Farve granted his interview..which was turned into an EDITED, two part ’series’.
-Arlen
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Gingrich is a lying sellout and a “Big Government” (which is to say “Fake”) Conservative. If he says he likes the Pack, you can bet he really likes the Vikings.
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Hey - Newt broke up with his wife when she was in the hospital with cancer. Compared with that, good ol’ boy Brett is a saint.
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Hey Newt “Should I have stuck around for my ailing wife” Newt’s Answer: Absoloutly NOT! Hey Newt: “Should you have reconsidered staying with your ailing wife”? Newt: Absoloutly not!
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July 16th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
“plans are made to change” ? WHAT? never heard anyone use that phrase in a serious tone. Kind of like saying that craps are meant to be taken. No, they’re not, they are meant to be left. Ask Najeh Davenpoop.
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July 16th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Dumbest story…evah! :^D
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July 16th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I don’t know what’s worse - Gingrich’s useless two cents or that Mike thought this story should be on the website.
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July 16th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Uh oh, Lord Brett is offically done for. An endorsement by Newt Gingrich is almost as bad as an endorsement from George W Bush. Talk about the kiss of death………
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July 16th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
from the Press-Gazette (http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080716/PKR01/80716175/1058)…
Favre’s agent, Bus Cook, told ESPN today that he and Favre have “no definite plans to ask for reinstatement” and it was up to the Packers to decide what to do next.
“It’s their move,” Cook said.
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Noooooooooo, Mr. Agent — it’s time for *your* player to check with the Commish and get reinstated…
…because, you know, he’s 100% committed to play in 2008 (you know).
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July 16th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
“I’m officially creaming my jeans!” -John Madden
P.S. “I love Brett too!” -Newt (as in Cher, no last name needed)
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July 16th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Hate on Newt all you want, at least his congress never had a single-digit approval rating.
Can I say “his congress” or is that dirty?
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July 16th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Newt’s a very bright man. That is obvious because we have almost identical positions on Brett Favre.
Hahahahahhaaaa…
F2B
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July 16th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Kudos to Darth Ringo…and we also had a balanced budget solely because of Newt.
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July 16th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
It’s the slowest two weeks in the football year, and we have a pretty intriguing scenario unfolding with Lord Favre and the Packers. It’s either Favre or nothing at this point, so I don’t think we can blame Florio too much for the all Favre all the time.
I’d prefer to have something to read, even if it’s about Favre, when I pull PFT up when I’m supposed to be working!
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July 17th, 2008 at 4:17 am
“I’m pretty sure we’ve reached the point of oversaturation for this story.”
But I’ll post another story on it in 5 minutes.
- Florio
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July 17th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Newt’s approval ratings were 28% and his own party was plotting to get him out.
KY - you must be thinking about when he shut down the government because he had to sit in the back of Air Force 1 on the way back from Rabin’s funeral.
Did I mention the affair he was having while trying to get Clinton impeached? Yep, he’s a peach.
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July 17th, 2008 at 9:07 am
somebody hit newt in the head with a football.
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July 17th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Florio wrote “I wonder if Elaine Benes edited his letter and added all those exclamation points. That’s how you know he really means it!”
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All those exclamation points? You mean both of them? Yeah, he really went nuts there. And it’s not like he was penning some legitimate news piece, it’s a post on “teh intergoogles.” There’s certainly plenty to bash Newt on, but this is really a stretch.
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