Comments on: FRIDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:48:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Fade 2 Black http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54547 Fade 2 Black Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:28:00 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54547 Couple of Commentaries on Those: If Chargers QB Phil Rivers has a street named after him, it would have to be called "Under-Achiever Street". And even if releasing Pac-Man was not the best thing for the Titans, it was the best thing for Pac-Man. He needed a clear message delivered to him that there is a cost for being a major Turd in the NFL and rightly so... F2B Couple of Commentaries on Those:

If Chargers QB Phil Rivers has a street named after him, it would have to be called “Under-Achiever Street”.

And even if releasing Pac-Man was not the best thing for the Titans, it was the best thing for Pac-Man. He needed a clear message delivered to him that there is a cost for being a major Turd in the NFL and rightly so…

F2B

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]]> By: Honey Nut Florios http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54458 Honey Nut Florios Fri, 11 Jul 2008 19:27:12 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54458 I'm glad Chris Brown is positively influencing young people. Hopefully, he doesn't teach them to run upright. I’m glad Chris Brown is positively influencing young people. Hopefully, he doesn’t teach them to run upright.

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]]> By: bdawkfan http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54329 bdawkfan Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:23:02 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54329 Pop singer michael jackson says his gears will be booked by teenaged boys. THAT is what I call a creepy statement. But good luck with the Dungy bashing Pop singer michael jackson says his gears will be booked by teenaged boys.

THAT is what I call a creepy statement. But good luck with the Dungy bashing

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]]> By: empty13 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54306 empty13 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:58:07 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54306 well if he doesnt advise them to avoid the "gangsta-rap" lifestyle, as his son's myspace page clearly showed he was into... wasted effort. an on another note, those lions odds are too low. well if he doesnt advise them to avoid the “gangsta-rap” lifestyle, as his son’s myspace page clearly showed he was into… wasted effort.

an on another note, those lions odds are too low.

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]]> By: cantgetenough http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54285 cantgetenough Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:30:48 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54285 someidiot says: "'Colts coach Tony Dungy says his next book will be geared toward teenage boys.' Kind of a creepy statement." Not really when you consider that his teenage son committed suicide, and maybe he wants to prevent others from doing the same. someidiot says:

“‘Colts coach Tony Dungy says his next book will be geared toward teenage boys.’

Kind of a creepy statement.”

Not really when you consider that his teenage son committed suicide, and maybe he wants to prevent others from doing the same.

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]]> By: The Q-man http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54279 The Q-man Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:26:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54279 Maybe the TV industry will get a series called "As the Rooneys Turn", or maybe "The Life and Times of the Rooney Boys", or "Why Can't the Rooneys Get Along". Maybe the TV industry will get a series called “As the Rooneys Turn”,
or maybe “The Life and Times of the Rooney Boys”, or “Why Can’t the Rooneys Get Along”.

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]]> By: shuxion http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54273 shuxion Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:17:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54273 A verse from Family guy and the new basis for the Dungy book "How to tell if you've got a gay nearby" Person 1: "What is your favorite Madonna album" Person 2: "I like her early stuff" Narrator: "If he responds to that question with anything but I hate Madonna. You've got a gay." A verse from Family guy and the new basis for the Dungy book “How to tell if you’ve got a gay nearby”

Person 1: “What is your favorite Madonna album”
Person 2: “I like her early stuff”
Narrator: “If he responds to that question with anything but I hate Madonna. You’ve got a gay.”

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]]> By: DM http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54259 DM Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:55:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54259 jpell29, News publications like to talk favorably about their local teams. Welcome to Planet Earth, enjoy your stay. jpell29,

News publications like to talk favorably about their local teams. Welcome to Planet Earth, enjoy your stay.

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]]> By: someidiot http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54255 someidiot Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:50:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54255 "Colts coach Tony Dungy says his next book will be geared toward teenage boys." Kind of a creepy statement. “Colts coach Tony Dungy says his next book will be geared toward teenage boys.”

Kind of a creepy statement.

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]]> By: Thunderlipps http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54240 Thunderlipps Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:28:03 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54240 Hey jpell29, Couple points; first off, I"m only responding to you, b/c its a very difficult/slow time of year (camp in 2 weeks!). Based on your convincing post, I think it goes without mentioning, that you are obviously a true scholar of the game. Not to mention, I think it's fun to play into Florio's plan of starting some fire. Moving on... I am curious as to why you would you proudly point out that Pitt. is "at the top" of this list every year, BUT you also make claim that these magazines are good for nothing, and cant get anything right, now have the Browns being picked above the Steelers? But my favorite is after you bash nationally syndicated publications, & their sports writers for "their" predictions, you (again, an obvious scholar of the game), who most likely lives in your parents basement- goes on to predict not only the outcome of the entire regular season, this years strength of schedule(which really means nothing), who God places his grace on, and (in your wisdom) are able to predict the wildcards, and the 1st round of the playoffs... Wow! ... and your talking about Cleveland "idiots" being made fun of, and "their predictions"? Man, I'm embarrassed for you... and any Steelers fans that are now associated with you. Hey jpell29,
Couple points; first off, I”m only responding to you, b/c its a very difficult/slow time of year (camp in 2 weeks!). Based on your convincing post, I think it goes without mentioning, that you are obviously a true scholar of the game. Not to mention, I think it’s fun to play into Florio’s plan of starting some fire.
Moving on… I am curious as to why you would you proudly point out that Pitt. is “at the top” of this list every year, BUT you also make claim that these magazines are good for nothing, and cant get anything right, now have the Browns being picked above the Steelers?
But my favorite is after you bash nationally syndicated publications, & their sports writers for “their” predictions, you (again, an obvious scholar of the game), who most likely lives in your parents basement- goes on to predict not only the outcome of the entire regular season, this years strength of schedule(which really means nothing), who God places his grace on, and (in your wisdom) are able to predict the wildcards, and the 1st round of the playoffs… Wow!
… and your talking about Cleveland “idiots” being made fun of, and “their predictions”? Man, I’m embarrassed for you… and any Steelers fans that are now associated with you.

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]]> By: Icky http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54237 Icky Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:18:48 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54237 The most stunning thing about that "misconceptions" article about Favre's return is this: "Favre is at least a decade older than all but six guys on the roster. He dressed in his own locker room. He had minimal social interaction with teammates." I've heard of perks, but how to you get your own lockerroom? The most stunning thing about that “misconceptions” article about Favre’s return is this:

“Favre is at least a decade older than all but six guys on the roster. He dressed in his own locker room. He had minimal social interaction with teammates.”

I’ve heard of perks, but how to you get your own lockerroom?

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]]> By: omegalh http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54233 omegalh Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:08:46 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54233 Is the Rooney's selling now a warning about the impending CBA? If the players get more hand(which it appears is going to happen), the franchise values will fall. Maybe this is a sign from a founding owner. Is the Rooney’s selling now a warning about the impending CBA? If the players get more hand(which it appears is going to happen), the franchise values will fall. Maybe this is a sign from a founding owner.

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]]> By: xskippzx http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54226 xskippzx Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:56:22 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54226 jpell, I was about to blow you up but it looks like someone already beat me to it on the main article haha. Nice copy and paste job, by the way. Good effort. jpell, I was about to blow you up but it looks like someone already beat me to it on the main article haha. Nice copy and paste job, by the way. Good effort.

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]]> By: xskippzx http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54213 xskippzx Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:30:31 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54213 The only thing I hate more than the Steelers is Art Modell. The only thing I hate more than the Steelers is Art Modell.

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]]> By: jpell29 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54211 jpell29 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:29:01 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54211 Man, this one kills me: "The Browns are seen by some prognosticators as the AFC North favorites" HA!!! Here's what kills me about this. They actually took up space to write an article on how two "PRE-SEASON" magazines picked them to win the AFC North. WHO CARES!!! Pittsburgh's at the top of that last almost every year. The only thing that these magazines are good for is player tracking. They cant predict anything as was stated in that article. This city Cleveland is so freaking DESPERATE for something its not even funny. The sad part is ----- Even if They do win the division, and Pittsburgh somehow overcomes the #1 toughest schedule in the league. They wouldn’t make it out of the first round to begin with. And even by some grace of god that they (Browns)somehow "squeek" past Pittsburgh, you wouldn’t make it past that. And yes, if Pittsburgh doesn’t win the division, they would still at least get a wild card. Please, Browns fans, for your guys sake, cant you write about something more appealing in Cleveland then NFL Pre-Season predictions. This is great stuff, its no wonder we make fun of you idiots!!!!!! Man, this one kills me:
“The Browns are seen by some prognosticators as the AFC North favorites”
HA!!! Here’s what kills me about this. They actually took up space to write an article on how two “PRE-SEASON” magazines picked them to win the AFC North. WHO CARES!!! Pittsburgh’s at the top of that last almost every year. The only thing that these magazines are good for is player tracking. They cant predict anything as was stated in that article. This city Cleveland is so freaking DESPERATE for something its not even funny. The sad part is —– Even if They do win the division, and Pittsburgh somehow overcomes the #1 toughest schedule in the league. They wouldn’t make it out of the first round to begin with. And even by some grace of god that they (Browns)somehow “squeek” past Pittsburgh, you wouldn’t make it past that. And yes, if Pittsburgh doesn’t win the division, they would still at least get a wild card. Please, Browns fans, for your guys sake, cant you write about something more appealing in Cleveland then NFL Pre-Season predictions. This is great stuff, its no wonder we make fun of you idiots!!!!!!

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]]> By: bs123 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54199 bs123 Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:08:44 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54199 Art Modell was worthless. Art Modell was worthless.

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]]> By: moonbeam http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54195 moonbeam Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:01:49 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54195 eric, i see you picked up on that fantasy also. eric, i see you picked up on that fantasy also.

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]]> By: Eric http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54190 Eric Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:54:48 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54190 80-1 odds? I think there might be a zero or two missing. Either that, or the oddsmaker was one of the passengers in Matt Jones' car. 80-1 odds? I think there might be a zero or two missing. Either that, or the oddsmaker was one of the passengers in Matt Jones’ car.

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]]> By: bleedsorangeandbrown http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54189 bleedsorangeandbrown Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:54:10 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/11/friday-morning-one-liners-19/#comment-54189 That's OK, Art, we really really expected you to sell much much earlier. That’s OK, Art, we really really expected you to sell much much earlier.

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