Comments on: WEDNESDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:50:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: RevSkip http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53629 RevSkip Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:46:39 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53629 Vox: You are correct, I forgot that Jones showed Landry the door in 88. I had forgotten that fellow Razorback Johnson was his first coach as owner. LT is fine around the kids, its the crack you have to worry about. Still would rather have him around the little ones before I would expose them to the mess that is Owens. Vox: You are correct, I forgot that Jones showed Landry the door in 88. I had forgotten that fellow Razorback Johnson was his first coach as owner. LT is fine around the kids, its the crack you have to worry about. Still would rather have him around the little ones before I would expose them to the mess that is Owens.

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]]> By: RevSkip http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53627 RevSkip Thu, 10 Jul 2008 05:41:11 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53627 ampats: Perhaps you need a lesson in reading comprehension so you don't end up putting your foot in your mouth. I wrote "Before 99 the Pats had exactly 0 championships and the only thing they could be sure of were lots of empty seats in Foxboro Stadium." Not Gillette stadium. Bill Parcells definitely helped sell many of the empty seats I mentioned but my point which I will assume you missed is that although the Pats have played well over the last few years their fans are fickle unlike Jet fans who have been hanging tough without winning anything. ampats: Perhaps you need a lesson in reading comprehension so you don’t end up putting your foot in your mouth. I wrote “Before 99 the Pats had exactly 0 championships and the only thing they could be sure of were lots of empty seats in Foxboro Stadium.” Not Gillette stadium. Bill Parcells definitely helped sell many of the empty seats I mentioned but my point which I will assume you missed is that although the Pats have played well over the last few years their fans are fickle unlike Jet fans who have been hanging tough without winning anything.

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]]> By: Kevin from Philly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53513 Kevin from Philly Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:39:19 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53513 Much as I hate the Cowgirls, there's no way Jones would move them to LA. He'd be just another hick from the sticks there and his ego could never handle all the empty seats. Much better for him to be the big fish in a little (stagnant) pond. Much as I hate the Cowgirls, there’s no way Jones would move them to LA. He’d be just another hick from the sticks there and his ego could never handle all the empty seats. Much better for him to be the big fish in a little (stagnant) pond.

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]]> By: vincelombardi http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53394 vincelombardi Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:16:38 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53394 box, answer the question, you that dumb blonde cheerleader or the dumb brunette one? fyi, that's not my real name, jackass. box, answer the question, you that dumb blonde cheerleader or the dumb brunette one? fyi, that’s not my real name, jackass.

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]]> By: StanMort http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53387 StanMort Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:07:26 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53387 Matt Birk is 317 with 4% body fat? Matt Birk is 317 with 4% body fat?

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]]> By: EskinSux http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53381 EskinSux Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:00:54 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53381 Hell yeah empty13....from a business accumen why would they move?....How often do you get the chance to spend 150g's on a PSL to watch a QB with a 67 million dollar contract look lke Danny White Jr.......Priceless Hell yeah empty13….from a business accumen why would they move?….How often do you get the chance to spend 150g’s on a PSL to watch a QB with a 67 million dollar contract look lke Danny White Jr…….Priceless

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]]> By: EskinSux http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53375 EskinSux Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:46:37 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53375 Damn Botox....I forgot something.....tell us again about Witten who got a degree from some college in some field.....It just enhances the fact that you use your mouth more than to just talk.....Too funny......well....Blonde or Brunette? Damn Botox….I forgot something…..tell us again about Witten who got a degree from some college in some field…..It just enhances the fact that you use your mouth more than to just talk…..Too funny……well….Blonde or Brunette?

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]]> By: EskinSux http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53366 EskinSux Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:31:42 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53366 AWWW...Botox.....as sure as the sun will rise....I knew you'd respond...as predictable as the CowGirls annual playoff demise.....Now..adjust your skirt honey....are you the blonde or the brunette? AWWW…Botox…..as sure as the sun will rise….I knew you’d respond…as predictable as the CowGirls annual playoff demise…..Now..adjust your skirt honey….are you the blonde or the brunette?

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]]> By: CoryDangerous http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53236 CoryDangerous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:58:54 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53236 Oops, 3 references, not 2 Oops, 3 references, not 2

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]]> By: CoryDangerous http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53235 CoryDangerous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:57:32 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53235 @Frank Burns Ok, this is the 2nd post I read of yours with a 'Dallas moving to LA' reference. They are building a billion dollar stadium. So either you're and idiot or you know something we all don't @Frank Burns

Ok, this is the 2nd post I read of yours with a ‘Dallas moving to LA’ reference. They are building a billion dollar stadium. So either you’re and idiot or you know something we all don’t

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]]> By: I_Hate_Yams http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53226 I_Hate_Yams Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:51:53 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53226 I'm quite sure the Falcons will get beat in the simulated game. I’m quite sure the Falcons will get beat in the simulated game.

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]]> By: empty13 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53225 empty13 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:50:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53225 The Dallas Cowboys arent going to move. Ever. The Dallas Cowboys arent going to move. Ever.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53209 Vox Veritas Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:38:03 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53209 Oh right, Jerry Jones is going to move the Cowboys even though he just spend $750 million out of his own pocket for a new stadium that he doesn't even own and has a 30 year lease. Oh right, Jerry Jones is going to move the Cowboys even though he just spend $750 million out of his own pocket for a new stadium that he doesn’t even own and has a 30 year lease.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53205 Vox Veritas Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:35:24 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53205 I suppose you expected him to say that it's not the best coaching staff, Eskin? Defeatist talk is for the last place in the NFCE 5 games out of first place Eagles and their fans. Nice convenient window you got there too, loser. Maybe you and McGagg can conveniently polish all those Super Bowl trophies that very conveniently are not in the Eagles trophy case. I suppose you expected him to say that it’s not the best coaching staff, Eskin? Defeatist talk is for the last place in the NFCE 5 games out of first place Eagles and their fans. Nice convenient window you got there too, loser. Maybe you and McGagg can conveniently polish all those Super Bowl trophies that very conveniently are not in the Eagles trophy case.

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]]> By: cantgetenough http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53203 cantgetenough Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:34:30 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53203 Vox Veritas says: "Maybe you’d prefer that he meet Lawrence Taylor instead?" The Lawrence Taylor story is a good one, and he's been clean for 10 years. Lessons can be learned from him, and I would be more than happy for my son to meet Taylor. Vox Veritas says:

“Maybe you’d prefer that he meet Lawrence Taylor instead?”

The Lawrence Taylor story is a good one, and he’s been clean for 10 years. Lessons can be learned from him, and I would be more than happy for my son to meet Taylor.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53195 Vox Veritas Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:29:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53195 "“jethro” jones thinks this is the best coaching staff he has ever been associated with? that is without question one of the dumbestass statements to come out hillbilly jone’s mouth" Yeah I'm sure you'd know better, since you're vincelombardi haha "Funny to hear Jerry Jones elevate a group of guys who haven’t won a damn thing over Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, and the host of coaches that came out of the 90s Cowboys." RevSkip, Landry never coached for Jones. "I would totally prefer my kid met LT over Owens." 'Nuff said. CPS probably has you on speed dial. Please don't let LT babysit your kids, he's not even man enough to take care of his own kids let alone your kids. ““jethro” jones thinks this is the best coaching staff he has ever been associated with? that is without question one of the dumbestass statements to come out hillbilly jone’s mouth”

Yeah I’m sure you’d know better, since you’re vincelombardi haha

“Funny to hear Jerry Jones elevate a group of guys who haven’t won a damn thing over Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, and the host of coaches that came out of the 90s Cowboys.”

RevSkip, Landry never coached for Jones.

“I would totally prefer my kid met LT over Owens.”

‘Nuff said. CPS probably has you on speed dial. Please don’t let LT babysit your kids, he’s not even man enough to take care of his own kids let alone your kids.

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]]> By: Fade 2 Black http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53185 Fade 2 Black Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:22:51 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53185 Re: the Cowboys Coaching Staff... I'm sure it's the "best collection of assistants". etc, etc. But it's the Head Coach that is the problem. And the QB. Neither have accomplished a darn thing!!!! F2B Re: the Cowboys Coaching Staff…

I’m sure it’s the “best collection of assistants”. etc, etc.

But it’s the Head Coach that is the problem. And the QB.

Neither have accomplished a darn thing!!!!

F2B

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]]> By: ampats http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53179 ampats Wed, 09 Jul 2008 17:13:43 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53179 Rev when you want to post something try to get your facts straight so you don't look stupid. Gillette didnot exist before 2002..There was a stadium next door called Foxboro & before that Schaffer.Before 99 the Pats were AFC Champs in 94 & 86.The Patriots have been sold out since 1994 when Bill Parcells came to town and have been sold out since. Rev when you want to post something try to get your facts straight so you don’t look stupid. Gillette didnot exist before 2002..There was a stadium next door called Foxboro & before that Schaffer.Before 99 the Pats were AFC Champs in 94 & 86.The Patriots have been sold out since 1994 when Bill Parcells came to town and have been sold out since.

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]]> By: Noodles937 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53166 Noodles937 Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:57:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53166 "...That much money in the bank will be earning big bucks in interest and provide a very nice nest egg... " After taxes he's left with about 58K.. Where are YOU banking to get big bucks off THAT? ;-) However; I agree that it's good to see him not being stupid with the dough. “…That much money in the bank will be earning big bucks in interest and provide a very nice nest egg… ”

After taxes he’s left with about 58K.. Where are YOU banking to get big bucks off THAT? ;-)

However; I agree that it’s good to see him not being stupid with the dough.

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]]> By: Frank Burns http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53146 Frank Burns Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:37:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53146 Ha ha good one Eskin, and so true. The funny thing is, guys like TRomo are running around taunting other teams' fans about supposed moves he fantasizes about, when he doesn't realize that Jerry "Chase the Buck" Jones will move the Cowgirls in a heartbeat when L.A. waves the really big money at him. Ha ha good one Eskin, and so true. The funny thing is, guys like TRomo are running around taunting other teams’ fans about supposed moves he fantasizes about, when he doesn’t realize that Jerry “Chase the Buck” Jones will move the Cowgirls in a heartbeat when L.A. waves the really big money at him.

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]]> By: EskinSux http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53138 EskinSux Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:27:54 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53138 I will post this in the hopes to be quoted.....HA HA....Of course Dallas has the best assistants, the best position coaches, best players, best HDTV's, best PSL plan, best uniforms, best new stadium on the way, best owner, best GM, best homer fans...Hell, you can accomplish alot in 11 1/2 years.. I will post this in the hopes to be quoted…..HA HA….Of course Dallas has the best assistants, the best position coaches, best players, best HDTV’s, best PSL plan, best uniforms, best new stadium on the way, best owner, best GM, best homer fans…Hell, you can accomplish alot in 11 1/2 years..

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]]> By: RevSkip http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53135 RevSkip Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:25:48 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53135 Funny to hear Jerry Jones elevate a group of guys who haven't won a damn thing over Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, and the host of coaches that came out of the 90s Cowboys. ampats: Before 99 the Pats had exactly 0 championships and the only thing they could be sure of were lots of empty seats in Foxboro Stadium. All though being a Jets fan might be an exercise in futility for the last 40 years at least their fans aren't jumping on any bandwagons like some people I could think of in New England. I can't wait for the pendulum to swing back around so we can see Gillette become just as much of a ghost town as Foxboro was in from 1960-1999. Vox: I would totally prefer my kid met LT over Owens. The former managed to win two Super Bowls under the influence of a crack addiction, while the latter managed to OD on pain pills when he couldn't hack the rigors of the offseason where he once again won nothing. The former had statistics created for his greatness (see sacks before LT), the latter has led the league in a stat that is used to measure poor play (see drops for TO). Funny to hear Jerry Jones elevate a group of guys who haven’t won a damn thing over Tom Landry, Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzer, and the host of coaches that came out of the 90s Cowboys.

ampats: Before 99 the Pats had exactly 0 championships and the only thing they could be sure of were lots of empty seats in Foxboro Stadium. All though being a Jets fan might be an exercise in futility for the last 40 years at least their fans aren’t jumping on any bandwagons like some people I could think of in New England. I can’t wait for the pendulum to swing back around so we can see Gillette become just as much of a ghost town as Foxboro was in from 1960-1999.

Vox: I would totally prefer my kid met LT over Owens. The former managed to win two Super Bowls under the influence of a crack addiction, while the latter managed to OD on pain pills when he couldn’t hack the rigors of the offseason where he once again won nothing. The former had statistics created for his greatness (see sacks before LT), the latter has led the league in a stat that is used to measure poor play (see drops for TO).

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]]> By: shuxion http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53115 shuxion Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:49:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53115 The only way the Falcons offense will score, is against the Falcions defense I guess. The only way the Falcons offense will score, is against the Falcions defense I guess.

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]]> By: vincelombardi http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53111 vincelombardi Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:36:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53111 "jethro" jones thinks this is the best coaching staff he has ever been associated with? that is without question one of the dumbestass statements to come out hillbilly jone's mouth. let's see at one time on that staff was, dave wandstendt, butch davis, norv turner etc. what an asshead, of course if the media here wasn't such a lapdog to him they might point out some of these idiotic statements he makes, but then again that is everytime he opens his mouth. btw box, which cheerleader are you? the dumb blonde or brunette? “jethro” jones thinks this is the best coaching staff he has ever been associated with? that is without question one of the dumbestass statements to come out hillbilly jone’s mouth. let’s see at one time on that staff was, dave wandstendt, butch davis, norv turner etc. what an asshead, of course if the media here wasn’t such a lapdog to him they might point out some of these idiotic statements he makes, but then again that is everytime he opens his mouth.

btw box, which cheerleader are you? the dumb blonde or brunette?

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]]> By: Frank Burns http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53109 Frank Burns Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:33:25 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53109 Who cares what staff Jerry Jones put together? That team will be heading to L.A. in a few years anyway. Who cares what staff Jerry Jones put together? That team will be heading to L.A. in a few years anyway.

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]]> By: TheBozforPres http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53108 TheBozforPres Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:32:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53108 As a kid, I always wanted to meet Steve Largent... of course that was after I realized my dreams of a conversation with Cap'n Crunch and Duke from G.I. Joe may never come to fruition. As a kid, I always wanted to meet Steve Largent… of course that was after I realized my dreams of a conversation with Cap’n Crunch and Duke from G.I. Joe may never come to fruition.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53104 Vox Veritas Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:26:33 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53104 "1969,the last time the JETS even sniffed a Super Bowl,but then again it wasn’t called the Super Bowl back then,it was the World Championship of football." It was called the Super Bowl in 1969, it just wasn't printed on the ticket. It was on the official logo and rings, though. “1969,the last time the JETS even sniffed a Super Bowl,but then again it wasn’t called the Super Bowl back then,it was the World Championship of football.”

It was called the Super Bowl in 1969, it just wasn’t printed on the ticket. It was on the official logo and rings, though.

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]]> By: alansaysyo http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53087 alansaysyo Wed, 09 Jul 2008 15:00:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53087 "Cowboys owner Jerry Jones calls Wade Phillips’ collection of assistants, “the best coaching staff I have ever been associated with.”" That'll make it super tough when he fires them all at the end of this season. “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones calls Wade Phillips’ collection of assistants, “the best coaching staff I have ever been associated with.””

That’ll make it super tough when he fires them all at the end of this season.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53077 Vox Veritas Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:35:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53077 "If my child grew up wanting to meet Terrell Owens I’d have bigger things to worry about than sending him to football camp." Maybe you'd prefer that he meet Lawrence Taylor instead? “If my child grew up wanting to meet Terrell Owens I’d have bigger things to worry about than sending him to football camp.”

Maybe you’d prefer that he meet Lawrence Taylor instead?

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53076 Vox Veritas Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:34:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53076 "This time it’s his position coaches—“a staff with accomplished guys” as he puts it—who accepted defensive line/secondary coaching positions to join the Cowboys after unsuccessful stints as coordinators/headcoaches elswhere." Great lieutenants don't always make great generals. That said... I'd say that Dave Campo has had a bit of success in his coaching career. College national championship as a DB coach, two Super Bowl rings in the same capacity, add another one as defensive coordinator. Todd Grantham was a pretty good DL coach for the Colts and Texans. The Texans D pretty much fell apart when he left to become Romeo Crennel's DC. “This time it’s his position coaches—“a staff with accomplished guys” as he puts it—who accepted defensive line/secondary coaching positions to join the Cowboys after unsuccessful stints as coordinators/headcoaches elswhere.”

Great lieutenants don’t always make great generals. That said… I’d say that Dave Campo has had a bit of success in his coaching career. College national championship as a DB coach, two Super Bowl rings in the same capacity, add another one as defensive coordinator.

Todd Grantham was a pretty good DL coach for the Colts and Texans. The Texans D pretty much fell apart when he left to become Romeo Crennel’s DC.

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]]> By: ampats http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53071 ampats Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:26:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53071 Jets night at Shea Stadium, on display the Lombardi Trophy from 1969,the last time the JETS even sniffed a Super Bowl,but then again it wasn't called the Super Bowl back then,it was the World Championship of football. Congratulations Jet fans on 40 years of futility!JETS= Just End The Season, with all the moves the Jets made this off season will put them in cap hell for the coming years. Jets night at Shea Stadium, on display the Lombardi Trophy from 1969,the last time the JETS even sniffed a Super Bowl,but then again it wasn’t called the Super Bowl back then,it was the World Championship of football. Congratulations Jet fans on 40 years of futility!JETS= Just End The Season, with all the moves the Jets made this off season will put them in cap hell for the coming years.

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]]> By: CoryDangerous http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53067 CoryDangerous Wed, 09 Jul 2008 14:20:15 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53067 Spencer Larsen, way to pay attention. That much money in the bank will be earning big bucks in interest and provide a very nice nest egg. It's good to see a player with a level head, instead of purchasing a $50,000 car with $40,000 of after-market options. Good luck to him. Spencer Larsen, way to pay attention. That much money in the bank will be earning big bucks in interest and provide a very nice nest egg. It’s good to see a player with a level head, instead of purchasing a $50,000 car with $40,000 of after-market options. Good luck to him.

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]]> By: bwnyc http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53049 bwnyc Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:55:50 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53049 If my child grew up wanting to meet Terrell Owens I'd have bigger things to worry about than sending him to football camp. If my child grew up wanting to meet Terrell Owens I’d have bigger things to worry about than sending him to football camp.

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]]> By: John Cittebart http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53048 John Cittebart Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:54:39 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53048 Jerry Jones just can’t stop talking about his collection of underachievers. This time it’s his position coaches—“a staff with accomplished guys” as he puts it—who accepted defensive line/secondary coaching positions to join the Cowboys after unsuccessful stints as coordinators/headcoaches elswhere. Right on Mr. Jones! Jerry Jones just can’t stop talking about his collection of underachievers.

This time it’s his position coaches—“a staff with accomplished guys” as he puts it—who accepted defensive line/secondary coaching positions to join the Cowboys after unsuccessful stints as coordinators/headcoaches elswhere.

Right on Mr. Jones!

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]]> By: dbartdog http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53022 dbartdog Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:27:47 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53022 Any news on the Browns? Seem they get little press coverage by Florio. Any news on the Browns? Seem they get little press coverage by Florio.

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]]> By: monger http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53013 monger Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:07:03 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/09/wednesday-morning-one-liners-18/#comment-53013 'Says Broncos sixth-round pick Spencer Larsen of what he and his family will do with his $97,500 signing bonus, “We don’t have any big needs, so we’ll just save it. It’s more money than we’ve ever been around.”' The odds are against 6th round picks, but at least this guy has his head on straight. ‘Says Broncos sixth-round pick Spencer Larsen of what he and his family will do with his $97,500 signing bonus, “We don’t have any big needs, so we’ll just save it. It’s more money than we’ve ever been around.”’

The odds are against 6th round picks, but at least this guy has his head on straight.

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