Comments on: THURSDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:02:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: The Turk http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-51143 The Turk Fri, 04 Jul 2008 03:34:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-51143 So Pacman Jones is smart. I wonder who The Turd Herder considers dumb? Oh wait a minute, probably Leon "Brain Fart" Lett. See, it's all relative. So Pacman Jones is smart. I wonder who The Turd Herder considers dumb? Oh wait a minute, probably Leon “Brain Fart” Lett. See, it’s all relative.

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]]> By: vincelombardi http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-51134 vincelombardi Fri, 04 Jul 2008 02:54:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-51134 jerry jones thinks "pacturd" is "smart"? well what would you expect from hillbilly jones, he makes jethro bodine look "smart"! jerry jones thinks “pacturd” is “smart”? well what would you expect from hillbilly jones, he makes jethro bodine look “smart”!

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]]> By: EskinSux http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50988 EskinSux Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:54:57 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50988 Hell...Jones sounds like a pre-school teacher giving a progress report..What else is he gonna say? Hell…Jones sounds like a pre-school teacher giving a progress report..What else is he gonna say?

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]]> By: Flying elvis http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50960 Flying elvis Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:21:33 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50960 After the beating the Chiefs take on 9/7/08 they will need their fans enthusiasm. After the beating the Chiefs take on 9/7/08 they will need their fans enthusiasm.

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]]> By: Shamrock http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50940 Shamrock Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:04:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50940 "Forte, a second-round pick (44th overall) out of Tulane, is expected to be awarded the starting job in training camp. He agreed to terms on a four-year deal worth more than $3.7 million that includes about $2 million in total bonus money. ..... One source said Forte's deal was the largest increase from the same slot in the previous draft that the Bears ever have given a second-round pick. Carolina Panthers wide receiver Dwayne Jarrett received $1.935 million in bonus money on a four-year, $3.6 million contract last year. Technically, Jarrett was the No. 45 selection, but he matched Forte's slot because the New England Patriots forfeited their first-round pick this year." Read what Florio wrote in his team "one liners" .... "The Bears gave RB Matt Forte a significant increase from the contract given to the player drafted in the same slot last year, Panthers WR Dwayne Jarrett." I don't see the "significant difference." Anybody? Less than $100k difference in total bonus money, and about $100k difference total ($3.7 mill vs $3.6 mill) over four years. “Forte, a second-round pick (44th overall) out of Tulane, is expected to be awarded the starting job in training camp. He agreed to terms on a four-year deal worth more than $3.7 million that includes about $2 million in total bonus money.

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One source said Forte’s deal was the largest increase from the same slot in the previous draft that the Bears ever have given a second-round pick. Carolina Panthers wide receiver Dwayne Jarrett received $1.935 million in bonus money on a four-year, $3.6 million contract last year. Technically, Jarrett was the No. 45 selection, but he matched Forte’s slot because the New England Patriots forfeited their first-round pick this year.”

Read what Florio wrote in his team “one liners” ….

“The Bears gave RB Matt Forte a significant increase from the contract given to the player drafted in the same slot last year, Panthers WR Dwayne Jarrett.”

I don’t see the “significant difference.” Anybody? Less than $100k difference in total bonus money, and about $100k difference total ($3.7 mill vs $3.6 mill) over four years.

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]]> By: CountSnail http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50912 CountSnail Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:36:40 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50912 Hey Cooley, Adrian Peterson has only been in the league one year. Is he a future Hall of Famer? Probably, if his production continues. If this was Peterson's 7th or 8th year, you might get some cash for it Anyway, I have the COMPLETE set of Topps football cards dating back to 1997. Hey Cooley, Adrian Peterson has only been in the league one year. Is he a future Hall of Famer? Probably, if his production continues. If this was Peterson’s 7th or 8th year, you might get some cash for it

Anyway, I have the COMPLETE set of Topps football cards dating back to 1997.

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]]> By: shuxion http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50907 shuxion Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:15:28 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50907 That sucks that Mike Viti was cut but this league doesn't reward character, just look at 95% of the players. I hope Mike gets picked up by another team though. Met him before and he is a very classy individual. BTW his girlfriend at the time was freakin HOT That sucks that Mike Viti was cut but this league doesn’t reward character, just look at 95% of the players. I hope Mike gets picked up by another team though. Met him before and he is a very classy individual.

BTW his girlfriend at the time was freakin HOT

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]]> By: bonecity7 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50894 bonecity7 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:35:06 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50894 sirsuper, perhaps steroids are rampant in the 'major public high schools'....are they the only kids we're concerned with? If steroids aren't rampant at the non-major high schools, maybe we can help them stay off the juice!!? sirsuper,

perhaps steroids are rampant in the ‘major public high schools’….are they the only kids we’re concerned with? If steroids aren’t rampant at the non-major high schools, maybe we can help them stay off the juice!!?

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]]> By: SirSuperSouthern http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50872 SirSuperSouthern Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:44:21 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50872 @bwnyc Fine, bring in an independent monitoring firm and test all players twice a week for safe levels of anabolic steroids and HGH. Sounds good. At least then we'll all know the playing field is level. As it stands, we have no way of knowing which players use 'roids occasionally for injuries and who injects rocket fuel into their major muscle groups 3 times a day. Don't bore me with the current testing policy, at some point we all know the truth about the flimsy system is will come out, and you don't wanna be one of the people looking stupid for trying to argue there wasn't a problem, do you? As far as the legalization of 'roids being an open invitation for high school kids to do them: wake up. Did you attend a major public high school? Did you play football? The 'roids are already there, have been, and ain't goin' away. The very nature of the sport ensures that, and no argument you could make will ever change that. At least if the pros' use was being monitored there would be official guidelines concerning acceptable levels of use. As it stands, the kids who decide to juice are ignorant about safety and long-term risk. Most in Texas just take steroids they buy at Mexican "pharmacies" and take them until their pee turns dark brown and their lower backs hurt. NFL guidelines would help. People are very unrealistic about steroids, and think that by banning them and frowning on their use will somehow make the problem disappear. Not gonna happen - ever. It's time to start thinking realistically now that even Terry Bradshaw admitted to using. When will you people just accept the fact that your favorite players juice? When kickers start admitting to it? When Peyton Manning gets busted? What's it gonna take? @bwnyc

Fine, bring in an independent monitoring firm and test all players twice a week for safe levels of anabolic steroids and HGH. Sounds good. At least then we’ll all know the playing field is level. As it stands, we have no way of knowing which players use ‘roids occasionally for injuries and who injects rocket fuel into their major muscle groups 3 times a day. Don’t bore me with the current testing policy, at some point we all know the truth about the flimsy system is will come out, and you don’t wanna be one of the people looking stupid for trying to argue there wasn’t a problem, do you?

As far as the legalization of ‘roids being an open invitation for high school kids to do them: wake up. Did you attend a major public high school? Did you play football? The ‘roids are already there, have been, and ain’t goin’ away. The very nature of the sport ensures that, and no argument you could make will ever change that.

At least if the pros’ use was being monitored there would be official guidelines concerning acceptable levels of use. As it stands, the kids who decide to juice are ignorant about safety and long-term risk. Most in Texas just take steroids they buy at Mexican “pharmacies” and take them until their pee turns dark brown and their lower backs hurt. NFL guidelines would help.

People are very unrealistic about steroids, and think that by banning them and frowning on their use will somehow make the problem disappear. Not gonna happen - ever. It’s time to start thinking realistically now that even Terry Bradshaw admitted to using. When will you people just accept the fact that your favorite players juice? When kickers start admitting to it? When Peyton Manning gets busted? What’s it gonna take?

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]]> By: cantgetenough http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50854 cantgetenough Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:05:56 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50854 Vox Veritas says: "I believe Pacman scored 1150 on his SAT so yeah, fairy intelligent criminal." I understand he scored a 13 on the Wonderlic. Vox Veritas says:

“I believe Pacman scored 1150 on his SAT so yeah, fairy intelligent criminal.”

I understand he scored a 13 on the Wonderlic.

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]]> By: BrownsBigDawg http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50850 BrownsBigDawg Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:58:49 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50850 Adam Jones will be the biggest surprise of the season, just watch and see. He's going to make it rain, Adam Jones will be the biggest surprise of the season, just watch and see. He’s going to make it rain,

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]]> By: bwnyc http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50835 bwnyc Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:17:45 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50835 @SirSuperSouthern Team doctors are paid by the team. You can't trust them to be unbiased on the regulation of performance enhancing substances. If you really want to allow the dangers of 'roids into the league (and thus into the bloodstream of every teenager aspiring to play in the NFL) then you at the very least need an independent monitoring system with the freedom to call out and punish the abuse of drugs. @SirSuperSouthern

Team doctors are paid by the team. You can’t trust them to be unbiased on the regulation of performance enhancing substances. If you really want to allow the dangers of ‘roids into the league (and thus into the bloodstream of every teenager aspiring to play in the NFL) then you at the very least need an independent monitoring system with the freedom to call out and punish the abuse of drugs.

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]]> By: Honey Nut Florios http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50831 Honey Nut Florios Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:09:38 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50831 Is Cooley short on gas money? If I had money to start seriously collecting cards again, and came across a rare, there is no way that I would turn around and sell it. Frame it, hang it, whatever. But don't sell it. Its cool that Cooley is a down to earth guy, though. Is Cooley short on gas money? If I had money to start seriously collecting cards again, and came across a rare, there is no way that I would turn around and sell it. Frame it, hang it, whatever. But don’t sell it. Its cool that Cooley is a down to earth guy, though.

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]]> By: SirSuperSouthern http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50820 SirSuperSouthern Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:37:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50820 Another day, another steroid article for people to ignore. *shrugs* I don't even know why former players bother to speak up about the rampant steroid abuse in the NFL - everybody knows it, we just don't care. Its an NFL player's job to be as strong and fast as humanly possible, which inevitably leads to 'roids. It's logical, and no amount of crying about it will change that fact. While the NFL's policy on testing may indeed be "the toughest in pro sports", it's still a joke. Sure, a few high-profile guys get nailed every year, but compared to the probable percentage of players using banned substances the system is obviously easy to get around. Trying to keep banned substances out of the league is like trying to keep Olympic players clean: impossible. Where there's a will there's a chemist who needs to repay student loans. I think the NFL should just legalize the damn things and but have their use monitored by team doctors to make sure they're used properly for the sake of players' long-term health. If you can't stop it, regulate it... Another day, another steroid article for people to ignore. *shrugs*

I don’t even know why former players bother to speak up about the rampant steroid abuse in the NFL - everybody knows it, we just don’t care.

Its an NFL player’s job to be as strong and fast as humanly possible, which inevitably leads to ‘roids. It’s logical, and no amount of crying about it will change that fact.

While the NFL’s policy on testing may indeed be “the toughest in pro sports”, it’s still a joke. Sure, a few high-profile guys get nailed every year, but compared to the probable percentage of players using banned substances the system is obviously easy to get around.

Trying to keep banned substances out of the league is like trying to keep Olympic players clean: impossible. Where there’s a will there’s a chemist who needs to repay student loans. I think the NFL should just legalize the damn things and but have their use monitored by team doctors to make sure they’re used properly for the sake of players’ long-term health. If you can’t stop it, regulate it…

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]]> By: dashoe http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50817 dashoe Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:33:56 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50817 The Pats may be ready to put the 2007 season behind them, but NFL Films will never forget it as the biggest choke ever. LOL!!! The 2006 AFC Championship will also live on forever as the 2nd biggest choke job in NFL history. The Pats may be ready to put the 2007 season behind them, but NFL Films will never forget it as the biggest choke ever. LOL!!! The 2006 AFC Championship will also live on forever as the 2nd biggest choke job in NFL history.

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]]> By: wingnut http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50815 wingnut Thu, 03 Jul 2008 14:30:44 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50815 Mr Adam Jones(Pacman) put the "du" in dumb. Mr Adam Jones(Pacman) put the “du” in dumb.

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]]> By: bwnyc http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50793 bwnyc Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:57:02 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50793 Anyone who hasn't kept up with the story should read the Steve Foley article and the comments. Even framed in the very best light it still reeks of government corruption and irresponsibly reckless police work. Anyone who hasn’t kept up with the story should read the Steve Foley article and the comments. Even framed in the very best light it still reeks of government corruption and irresponsibly reckless police work.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50789 Vox Veritas Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:53:52 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50789 I believe Pacman scored 1150 on his SAT so yeah, fairy intelligent criminal. I believe Pacman scored 1150 on his SAT so yeah, fairy intelligent criminal.

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]]> By: John Cittebart http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50784 John Cittebart Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:41:49 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50784 Ever since Parcells left, Jerry Jones just cannot stop talking like a headcoach. But he discounts headcoaching by constantly talking about his misfit players. I’d like to read something that he says about his respected players. Ever since Parcells left, Jerry Jones just cannot stop talking like a headcoach. But he discounts headcoaching by constantly talking about his misfit players. I’d like to read something that he says about his respected players.

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]]> By: monger http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50782 monger Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:39:20 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50782 "The Chiefs and Vikings are planning a joint practice in Wisconsin." This just in: Ricky Williams has asked to be traded to the Chiefs or the Vikings. “The Chiefs and Vikings are planning a joint practice in Wisconsin.”

This just in: Ricky Williams has asked to be traded to the Chiefs or the Vikings.

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]]> By: moonbeam http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50758 moonbeam Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:56:44 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50758 jerrah jones says of pacman 'he's very smart" when did jones take up smoking crack on his day off? jerrah jones says of pacman ‘he’s very smart”

when did jones take up smoking crack on his day off?

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]]> By: 40for60 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50756 40for60 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:52:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/07/03/thursday-morning-one-liners-16/#comment-50756 Things could get ugly in Green Bay? How much uglier? Their fans are ugly, their team colors are ugly. So can it really get that much uglier? Things could get ugly in Green Bay? How much uglier? Their fans are ugly, their team colors are ugly. So can it really get that much uglier?

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