We’ll tap the pause button on the first day of what traditionally is the sssssslowest week on the NFL calendar to share something that a reader pointed out to us.
In baseball, there really is a traveling secretary.
We just assumed that it was a made-up job when George Constanza landed a gig with the Yankees as the “assistant to the traveling secretary.” And we’ve been under that incorrect assumption until moments ago, when we learned that Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez has apologized for shoving Boston’s traveling secretary to the ground.
It’s unclear why Ramirez was miffed at the traveling secretary. Based, however, on Costanza’s experiences with the Bronx Bombers, there are several possibilities: (1) messing with players’ swings; (2) changing the fabric for the uniforms; (3) running around the field in a body suit; (4) dragging the World Series trophy in the parking lot; and (5) telling Ramirez that he had sex with Ramirez’s wife.
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June 30th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Serenity now!
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June 30th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Well I might as well say it:
“That’s just Manny being Manny.”
Nice Seinfeld reference btw.
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June 30th, 2008 at 11:41 am
It could have been the calzone thing, too.
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June 30th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Smearing strawberries on Bebe Ruth’s uniform
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June 30th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Actually it’s pretty clear why he did it (though not even remotely acceptable). He put in a bogus request for 16 tickets to a sold out game the day of the game and was told it was impossible. Then in typical pampered, spoiled athlete fashion he threw a hissy fit. Love Manny and have been able to write everything off as “Manny being Manny,” but dude, you’re 36. Grow the F up…
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June 30th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
You nailed it DarthJay - he’s more like his fellow Indians mentor Albert Bell every day.
Tonight the Crimson SauX and that “blow hard” PappleBuns go against Shields and the amazing Rays at the Trop in St Pete - will it be “Fight Night II” in Tampa Bay?
I know there will be no empty seats for the Boston Bu++ Faces TV crew to pan to tonight - listen for all those cow bells.
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June 30th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
right on darthjay. of course manny is the same guy who once asked a cleveland sports writer (this is how out of touch pro-athletes are)if he would loan him the money to BUY a sports car, on the spot, with the promise he would pay him back once they got back to cleveland!
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June 30th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
maybe he is like a bunch of detroit’s latin players… they were swinging and otherwise playing tentatively because they had roids and kept eating jalapeno dishes anyway. cognitive dissonance, anyone?
why tf do major league baseball teams have to import these guys? we do have baseball players here, including those who know how to let bad pitches go by.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Manny Ramirez is an assclown. A player like him probably doesn’t exist in the NFL.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Yikes, is that really an ad for the WNBA. Florio, I hope you are getting paid VERY WELL for that.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Manny was then heard yelling “Dynasties don’t lose Super Bowls!”
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Hey Manny, the Jerk Store called..
I’m just messing, Manny works hard.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Another Wow: They call the coach the “manager.” Nice knowledge of baseball you’ve put on display there.
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June 30th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
In addition to tickets, the traveling secretary also hands out meal money (really) and conducts other business on behalf of the ballclub.
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June 30th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Perhaps he wouldn’t let Manny sleep in his desk/bed.
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June 30th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Maybe it started when he said to Manny, “yeah, well, the jerk store called and they’re all out of you!”
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June 30th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Manny was upset that the travelling secretary was wearing an authentic Ted Williams uniform and wiping his hands on it after eating strawberries
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June 30th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
no, manny is trying to get canned and the bosox just wont hear of it
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June 30th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Who cares about the Red Sox
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June 30th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
Yes, Virginia, there really is a traveling secretary. If there weren’t, how would baseball clubs get any typing done on the road?
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June 30th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
What is this? A preview of MLB talk?
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