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Some of you might have thought we’d forgotten. (Actually, we had.)
But while nearly stepping today in a pile of something that a relatively large dog (or a relatively small human) left in the back yard of PFT World Headquarters, we remembered it.
The All-Turd Team.
The 2008 offense is right here. The defense is coming soon.
If there’s anyone we missed, drop it in the comments and we’ll consider revising the list.
June 30th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I know there are a lot of Turds in the NFL, but if this is an All-Turn Team, you must shorten it to make it seem even more Turdy. Some guys shouldn’t be on the list simply because other players at their position are bigger piles of heeping poop.
I’m a Pats fan, and I’m starting to think Willie Andrews should now be on that list…
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July 1st, 2008 at 3:07 am
Marshawn Lynch compared to Michael Vick…really?
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July 1st, 2008 at 7:13 am
4 QBs? Is Gruden coaching this squad?
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July 1st, 2008 at 8:39 am
Rivers? You really need to educate yourself on this guy. He’s more Warrick Dunn than Chris Henry. Although you and the rest of the media have gone WAY OVERBOARD wrt River’s (on-field) trash talking, I at least understand some of the venom he gets from some fans, particularly Donks. But the all-turd team? That’s just insanity.
For the record, Philip Rivers is one of the good guys, as a matter of fact, he’s one of the best. Anyone with google can quickly and easily confirm that. He never has, and never will be arrested. He’s one of the very few NFL players I can confidently and without reservation state is a better man than me, and a better man than you, Florio. He’s very likely a better man than anyone who reads your article.
<— climbs down from his soapbox
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July 1st, 2008 at 9:34 am
I think that Marvin Harrison should get some votes, he might not have been the gunman, but he MUST know who was
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July 1st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Belichimp needs to be the coach of the All Turd Team. He should also be the one to burst through the big A__-hole placard set up at the end of the field when the team is introduced.
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July 2nd, 2008 at 12:45 pm
So how did Vince Young not make the list after allowing himself to be photographed almost naked… that’s less of a reach than 2 of the QBs you have listed.
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