Comments on: SAPP THE NEXT DANCING MACHINE? http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Wed, 03 Dec 2008 06:51:39 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: JimmySmith http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48939 JimmySmith Sun, 29 Jun 2008 09:43:45 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48939 If my d--k were as big as Sapp's ego, I would be a porno star. Where does he get off thinking anybody wants to listen to his dribble now that he is done with football. I don't know how to break it to you Warren but your 15 minutes are up, here are you complimentary passes to tonight's races at the dog track. You weren't even that great to begin with and your career's most memorable play was a cheap blind side hit on Chad Clifton on a INT return where he was not looking at at least 30 yards away from the ball. Now that you are done with football (you were done playing professional football the day you signed with the Raiders), I for one look forward to not having to see or hear you anymore. Try to keep your end of the bargain. If my d–k were as big as Sapp’s ego, I would be a porno star.

Where does he get off thinking anybody wants to listen to his dribble now that he is done with football. I don’t know how to break it to you Warren but your 15 minutes are up, here are you complimentary passes to tonight’s races at the dog track.

You weren’t even that great to begin with and your career’s most memorable play was a cheap blind side hit on Chad Clifton on a INT return where he was not looking at at least 30 yards away from the ball. Now that you are done with football (you were done playing professional football the day you signed with the Raiders), I for one look forward to not having to see or hear you anymore. Try to keep your end of the bargain.

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]]> By: whocanitbenow http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48655 whocanitbenow Sat, 28 Jun 2008 12:12:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48655 I can see it now - Sapp dropping to the floor and doin the worm in one of those slinky outfits. I can see it now - Sapp dropping to the floor and doin the worm in one of those slinky outfits.

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]]> By: wingnut http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48613 wingnut Sat, 28 Jun 2008 05:24:46 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48613 I think Im gonna vomit. I think Im gonna vomit.

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]]> By: Honey Nut Florios http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48576 Honey Nut Florios Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:56:21 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48576 All I can envision in my minds eye is Sapp shaking his ass (it was supposed to emulate Beyonce, but looked more like he was auditioning for a Juvenile "Back that thing up" music video) after he scored that touchdown years ago. If it is that, with fancy shoes instead of cleats, i'm gonna puke. That image, that terrible, terrible image. uhhhhhhhuhhhhh*shudder* All I can envision in my minds eye is Sapp shaking his ass (it was supposed to emulate Beyonce, but looked more like he was auditioning for a Juvenile “Back that thing up” music video) after he scored that touchdown years ago. If it is that, with fancy shoes instead of cleats, i’m gonna puke.

That image, that terrible, terrible image. uhhhhhhhuhhhhh*shudder*

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]]> By: Shackman http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48575 Shackman Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:52:56 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48575 Please say it ain't so. That rotund mound of round would make for No See TV. Please say it ain’t so. That rotund mound of round would make for No See TV.

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]]> By: empty13 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48563 empty13 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 01:16:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48563 he better get some beefy one like queen latifah. i suspect if he was dancing with a tiny chick, one false step and she would get crushed. he better get some beefy one like queen latifah. i suspect if he was dancing with a tiny chick, one false step and she would get crushed.

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]]> By: Forum cop http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48508 Forum cop Fri, 27 Jun 2008 22:00:05 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48508 That's friggen hilarious!! All we need now is William Perry to round out the contestants. That’s friggen hilarious!! All we need now is William Perry to round out the contestants.

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]]> By: HAUS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48445 HAUS Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:12:38 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48445 Too bad this didn't air on the FOX network, that why they could have made Micheal Strahan one of the judges. Or have him be a guest judge on one of the shows. Now that would be great TV. Too bad this didn’t air on the FOX network, that why they could have made Micheal Strahan one of the judges. Or have him be a guest judge on one of the shows. Now that would be great TV.

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]]> By: moonbeam http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48444 moonbeam Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:10:46 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48444 the perfect face for radio the perfect face for radio

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]]> By: GeauxSaints12 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48440 GeauxSaints12 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:04:20 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48440 He's too round to be dancing. He should try a pie eatting contest. He’s too round to be dancing. He should try a pie eatting contest.

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]]> By: Snake http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48431 Snake Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:39:15 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48431 If by "topics of the day" you mean whatever you want to whine about then Im sure there is some room on Air America If by “topics of the day” you mean whatever you want to whine about then Im sure there is some room on Air America

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]]> By: Rob0769 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48423 Rob0769 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:21:49 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48423 Sapp has been embarrassing himself with his mouth for years. It will be refreshing to see him embarrass himself with his feet. Sapp has been embarrassing himself with his mouth for years. It will be refreshing to see him embarrass himself with his feet.

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]]> By: Xetuoh1836 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48413 Xetuoh1836 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:01:22 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48413 Who would be the unfortunate female opposite the "newest" "Dancing with the Tards"? Who would be the unfortunate female opposite the “newest” “Dancing with the Tards”?

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]]> By: sorethumb http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48409 sorethumb Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:55:42 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48409 look at me look at me everybody oh please look at me look at me look at me everybody oh please look at me

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]]> By: straverse http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48394 straverse Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:14:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48394 One more reason not to watch this show. One more reason not to watch this show.

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]]> By: Lee C. http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48392 Lee C. Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:10:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48392 ...must see TV... …must see TV…

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]]> By: alansaysyo http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48385 alansaysyo Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:04:11 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48385 Nice to hear that Warren Sapp thinks the totality of radio broadcasting is "just turing on a mic." Nice to hear that Warren Sapp thinks the totality of radio broadcasting is “just turing on a mic.”

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]]> By: svnrdr http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48381 svnrdr Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:59:54 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/27/sapp-the-next-dancing-machine/#comment-48381 ROTFLMAO ROTFLMAO

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