Ricky Williams spent some time at a Heisman Winners Association gathering talking about how he feels he’s got four years left as a NFL running back.
Williams told the Associated Press that despite a love of metaphysical books he’s “not a UFO guy.” He insists that his limited gridiron action over the past four years has kept his body from accumulating too much wear and tear and will translate to success on the field this season. It’s also given him a new insight into himself, which has led to a renewed desire to leave behind a better NFL legacy than that of a pothead who squandered considerable talent.
“It was never something I thought about until it turned into a negative legacy. Now it’s my responsibility to make the life of my family and my children better [by] leaving the game on a positive note . . . I think people need to know I’m dependable.”
When he’s secured that legacy, Williams plans to pursue a career as an osteopathic physician specializing in holistic medicine.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Ricky is gonna show them who the real Puff Daddy is
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Good for you ricky, leave the dolphins on a positive note: WHEN WE TRADE YOUR @SS!!!
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
How he’s got 4 years left? He didn’t even last 4 plays this year!
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:03 am
“Williams plans to pursue a career as an osteopathic physician specializing in holistic medicine.”
Wasn’t he already specializing in this as a street pharmacist?
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:05 am
……Holistic medicine..what a suprise
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:11 am
I’m a huge Ricky fan and can only see his new lease on life as positive. I guess people want to be funny and say negative things about a guy trying to turn around his life, but I realize that we all make mistakes and we all squander opportunities and to quote Brad Childress, “it doesn’t matter if you get it right the first time, just that you get it right.” Go and make it right Ricky.
Anyway, thanks Josh for avoiding the urge to insert a tired-ass pot and/or yoga joke into the article.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:18 am
If he’s not a UFO guy, then he should be.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:21 am
its funny, a pothead blazes some chronic and he’s the devil, but a hard core crack addict is the best linebacker ever, andpeople love him to this day.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I don’t understand how Dolphin fans want this guy gone. Brown’s coming back from an ACL injury, and they have no other real offensive threats. Sure, Ricky got hurt 5 minutes into his first game back, but he came back outta nowhere. With a full offseason to get himself back into football shape, I think he’s going to have a pretty good year. I’ll be rooting for him.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Rickie may not be a UFO guy but there’s a good chance he is a POD person.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Holistic medicine:
My back hurts - Here have some Pot
I have a headache - Here have some Pot
I sprained my ankle - Here have some Pot
I have cramps - Here have some Pot
Pot is the new aspirin in that community, “not that there is anything wrong with that.”
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Hopefully the new Dolphins offensive line will open up some holistics for him this year so he can gain some yardistics, score touchdownistics and have some record breaking um… statistics.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:46 am
The combination of the Dolphins pathetic air attack and porous offensive line means Ricky better start conjuring up some holistic medicine early for this season, because he’s going to take a beating.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Ricky’s just happy that Pacman came along and made him look like a choirboy.
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June 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Mabye he should star in “Men in Black 3″
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June 27th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
“Williams plans to pursue a career as an osteopathic physician specializing in holistic medicine.”
Great idea! Who wouldn’t ultimately trust their life with this guy?
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Pot is only illegal because somebody decided to make it so. Alcohol is just as destructive but just happens to be the biggest sponsor of the Super Bowl.
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
pot is natural and cant be copyrighted and trademarked. hell george washington grew marijuana and it also (surprise!) has a lot of non-medicinal uses.
studies of pot use concentrate on what smoking pot nonstop will do to one. most smokers dont use it “non stop”. no one in his right mind trusts or would hire someone who uses it “non stop”. same for liquor.
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
‘…osteopathic physician specializing in holistic medicine.’
A great field that involves maintening a healthy equilibium. He’ll have to quit the cannabis if he can’t limit it to an occasional thing because he’ll have some intensive studying. He can always start an organic farm if that doesn’t work out. Hemp anyone?
Meanwhile, if he takes care of his body, he may have 3 or 4 years left.
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June 27th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
empty13….
actually Pot can be trademarked if someone came up with a hybrid or cultivar.
ever heard of Granny Smith apples???
There are plenty of flowers and plants that have been trademarked, simply because someone has bred them to be disease resistant, or bred a new color of flower.
Get your facts straight before you spread “knowledge”.
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June 27th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
So, Rick, what I hear you sayin’ is you ain’t wearing no tinfoil hat while sparkin’ a blunt?
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June 27th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
Not a UFO guy, lol. He prefers to believe in stuff where there is even less scientific validation!
He is gonna go from a “pretend NFL player” to a “pretend healer.” Priceless. Keep smokin that dope man! It will lead you to the promise land!
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June 27th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
fart face, the only way natural things can get copyrighted is if crookedness is in play.
if someone actually does something totalaly different from nayutral, sure they can copyright THAT. unless there is a market and buyers, good luck recouping the investment, however. that’s where more crookedness can come into play with lawyers and bought legislators, etc.
i know a lot more about a lot of things than you do, ya maroon.
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June 27th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Maybe “UFO” is a Yoga move synonymous with homosexuals (not that there is anything right with that). what he was saying is that he is not one of those guys. yeah.
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June 27th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
gunner3030,
If you HAD A BRAIN, YOU WOULD BE DANGEROUS !
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