Comments on: THURSDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

By: VikingCrush

VikingCrush — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:40:16 +0000

“The man accused of robbing Raiders WR Javon Walker claims police pressured his girlfriend to press domestic violence charges against him.”

-Does that mean Javon Walker is his girlfriend? I think Javon should press those charges!

I_C_DeadPeople — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 18:16:06 +0000

Lions QB Jon Kitna is working on his golf game.

Well, at least the ball used in golf is not too big for his hands - good old Kitten mittens.

kayC — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:46:35 +0000

Did Jon Kitna steal Florio’s hair gel or something? He seriously can’t bring the poor guy up without randomly insulting him.

CoryDangerous — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 15:02:08 +0000

Says Eagles rookie LB Joe Mays of signing his contract, “It was like signing the Declaration of Independence or something like that.”

-Little known fact, the Eagles hold their contract talks in Independance hall. Also they use quill when signing.