The Giants have parted ways with quarterback Jared Lorenzen, known in various parts as the Pillsbury Throw-boy, the Hefty Lefty, and (our personal favorite) the Lord of the Ring Dings.
Lorenzen was dumped on Monday, leaving four quarterbacks on the roster: Eli Manning, David Carr, Anthony Wright, and rookie Andre Woodson. Presumably, Carr and Wright will compete for the No. 2 spot, with Woodson getting a chance to learn the ropes at No. 3.
The Giants extended to Lorenzen a low-level restricted free agent tender earlier this year, which he signed on March 31. Since the tender would have given the Giants no compensation if Lorenzen had signed elsewhere, it’s fair to assume that the Giants wanted him in February, but have since changed their minds.
Lorenzen, a left-hander, is built more like an offensive lineman.
For his career, Lorenzen has appeared in four games and thrown eight passes, completing four, for 28 yards. He has no touchdown passes, no interceptions, and a passer rating of 58.3.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
I always wanted to see him in a real game. As much for the novelty of watching the fat boy sling it. However, if memory serves me correctly, the year he came in he had the highest ball vlocity of any QB at the combine. Translation? The kid has an absolute cannon….
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June 23rd, 2008 at 7:00 pm
For the Giants fan to see the “shock and awe” of David Carr and the melt down, that is him, would be like making an ice sculpture in the desert in the summer!
(p.s. David, keep your dad away from training camp this time!)
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June 23rd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Farewell, J-Load. I hope you eventually prove the naysayers wrong.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 pm
I always liked him
Did anyone see him before the Super Bowl? The announcers were giving him a hard time, but the kid was excited. He looked like a kid on Christmas.
I hope he gets picked up somewhere good, maybe the Pat so he can get another ring =).
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June 23rd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Maybe the 49ers can pick him up…All of their QBs suck.
Or maybe the Titans can get him as their starter.
I assume that the Buccaneers will be going after him since they seem to think that a good team carries 20 QBs on the roster at all times.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I’m not sayin he sucks by saying he should go to either of those teams…I’m saying he would actually help the Titans or 49ers.
I’d like to see Lorenzen get a legit chance at starting. He’s HARD to bring down, has a cannon for an arm, and played good in college. Definitely can be MUCH better than Vince Young and Alex Smith.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 8:28 pm
yeah, dude with 4 non-starts and a sub-60 passer rating over a 3-year career definitely can be much better than qb’s who have actually started a full season (one of which has led the team to the play-offs recently in a tough division).
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June 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I believe that passer rating of 58.3 is a couple of points higher than David Carr’s.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Maybe he can now pitch for the Cleveland Indians… and win a Cy Young.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 9:15 pm
If Al Davis signs him, we could call them the Oakland Refidge-Raiders. With Russle,Lorenz, and Janakoski all on the same team California might slide into the ocean.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
sounds like discrimination against fat people.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 pm
@FartFaceKilla: Man…us Niner fans would LOVE to have SOMEONE…ANYONE to get excited about. But we need some wideouts before anymore QBs. Name someone on the offense (not named Frank Gore) who gets you excited…EXACTLY.
My poor Niners.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Well I don’t what I am going to do now. Us fat slobs have to stick together and he was a player I like watching. Damn, time to go have a beer.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 10:36 pm
He was a fan and team favorite; I sincerely hope that he catches on somewhere else. Otherwise, his future is secure shilling deep-fried snacks in the South.
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June 23rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
When Madden 09 comes out, I am going to sign him. Haha.
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June 24th, 2008 at 1:03 am
One UK quarterback ousts another. Crap.
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June 24th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Gruden’s “spider sense” is tingling…
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June 24th, 2008 at 8:16 am
I hope Green Bay signs him. He’d be a natural fit! He’d probably be eating a brat before the games at Lambeau Field outside the stadium.
In all seriousness, he was a pretty good QB in college. He was a good backup for Eli, but backups for 4 years will always get replaced by someone cheaper or younger. I doubt Carr makes it on the roster either. So you might as well clear it off for Woodson, although I do not think Woodson is a better QB than Lorenzen.
Here’s hoping GB offers a good contract plus all the cheese from Kugel’s and brats he can eat.
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June 24th, 2008 at 8:17 am
I was looking forward to seeing him play something other than the “QB sneak” plays they put him in on. Supposedly when he first takes the field he is so amped (and he’s got such a cannon) that his first pass is a little risky to catch. And its funny to watch him line up behind center, being that he is about the same size as the o-line. Looking forward to seeing him start for someone.
Da Bears?
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June 24th, 2008 at 8:21 am
You forgot Battleship Lorenzen. He isn’t at least as good as Anthony Wright? I figure he is, only younger and cheaper.
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June 24th, 2008 at 8:27 am
How about Da Bears?
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June 24th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Isn’t his salary guaranteed when he signs his RFA tender? Or is that only for Franchise and Transition Tags?
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June 24th, 2008 at 10:21 am
steelersIA says:
“You forgot Battleship Lorenzen. He isn’t at least as good as Anthony Wright? I figure he is, only younger and cheaper.”
I figure Wright is the next to go.
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June 24th, 2008 at 11:37 am
With the way KC’s line played last year, maybe we need a QB who is big enough to absorb a lot of punishment?
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June 24th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
What, no “Round Mound of Touchdown”?
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