As Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones attempts to put behind him the misbehavior that marred the first three years of his NFL career, Jones is putting “Pacman” to rest.
According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network, Pacman no longer wants to be called Pacman. (And so plenty of folks surely will continue to call him “Pacman.”)
Instead of attempting to adopt a new moniker (e.g., “T-Bone“), Jones simply wants to be known as “Adam.”
Jones is, as a practical matter, parting ways with an identity that has been with him for most of his life. The name was applied to Jones during infancy, because of the zeal with which he attacked a bottle of milk.
But maybe Jones realizes that the time has come for him to part ways with the person he has been for most of his life. Though it’s symbolic, it’s a symbol that he just might be maturing.
We’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. For now.
UPDATE: Please suggest your own new nickname ideas for Pacman in the comments. A reader already has suggested “The Artist Formerly Known As Pacman.” We like it.
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Save me TurdMan…
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
“accomplice to attempted murder” Jones
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Tafkap Jones, as Tafkap is the acronym for “The Artist Formerly Known As Pacman.”
Or we can just keep it simple and call him sh!thead
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June 19th, 2008 at 1:10 am
I’m going for “Chipper” Jones
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June 19th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Most of the good stuff has been covered for unpacman, but I submit for the Cowboys…………no longer America’s Team, but Stars and Bars.
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June 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Robert
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June 19th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
On the front page it was mentioned “the artist formerly known as pacman……………..shouldn’t that be the anus formerly know as pacman?
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June 19th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
“Skrach de LaBIdO, Sr.”
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June 19th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Why dont we just call him Adam and give him another chance we would all want if it was us who had made mistakes? No? oh well…
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June 19th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
“The Soon to Be Former NFL Player Formerly Known as Pacman”
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June 19th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
He dropped a dime on the shooter he hired. How about Pac Rat?
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June 20th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
How about Donkey Kong . . .
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