As Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones attempts to put behind him the misbehavior that marred the first three years of his NFL career, Jones is putting “Pacman” to rest.
According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network, Pacman no longer wants to be called Pacman. (And so plenty of folks surely will continue to call him “Pacman.”)
Instead of attempting to adopt a new moniker (e.g., “T-Bone“), Jones simply wants to be known as “Adam.”
Jones is, as a practical matter, parting ways with an identity that has been with him for most of his life. The name was applied to Jones during infancy, because of the zeal with which he attacked a bottle of milk.
But maybe Jones realizes that the time has come for him to part ways with the person he has been for most of his life. Though it’s symbolic, it’s a symbol that he just might be maturing.
We’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. For now.
UPDATE: Please suggest your own new nickname ideas for Pacman in the comments. A reader already has suggested “The Artist Formerly Known As Pacman.” We like it.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I second “Scrip Club”.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
21 points won’t be enough, sorry. How about this, Jones returns an interception 21 yards for a touchdown? Or, Jones only allows 21 yards on him all day? Don’t worry, 9/11 is marked along with many other Sundays. You don’t have to worry about this one, but February 1, 2009 is also marked on my calender.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
how about “Namcap” Jones…I guarantee you its crossed his mind.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Douche bag has a nice ring to it. Adam “Douche Bag” Jones.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
How about “stripper”
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
why doesnt he just change his name to Jerry Jr. Cuz Jerry Jones is gonna be his daddy for the next few years until he is suspended
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
How about Jumpsuit Jones
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Tgoods…. I was thinking the same thing than before I read the comments… I had the exact thoughts of Shaun Lowrie… Rain Man… LMAO…
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
how about Adam “America’s Outlaw” Jones?
or just Outlaw Jones for short
or we could call him Hurricane Jones cuz you know he gonna make it rain lol
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
He should pay Clinton Portis (in singles, of course) for the rights to the persona of Dolla Bill.
Dolla Bill Jones…if the NFL doesn’t want him, I got a crack tower and some foot soldiers that need a leader.
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
No Show Jones
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
“Pookie”?
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
He needs to change more than his name…
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
something catchy like “pocket-pool” jones or “panniculitis jones” because he’s practically an infection. Or even “Adam Priapism Jones” because he has a habit for being an erection.
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
cowboysdw28mb3 says:
June 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
21 points won’t be enough, sorry. How about this, Jones returns an interception 21 yards for a touchdown? Or, Jones only allows 21 yards on him all day? Don’t worry, 9/11 is marked along with many other Sundays. You don’t have to worry about this one, but February 1, 2009 is also marked on my calender.
win a playoff game first homeboy.
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
How bout “Lapdance” Jones?
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June 18th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Pac-It-Up
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June 18th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
P. Minny
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June 18th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
How about Adam “Da Scrip Club Rebel” Jones … since he’s always just “being rebellion” and hitting “scrip clubs”.
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June 18th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Adam “Rainman” Jones
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June 18th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
9/21 is also the date that we see if Aaron Rogers can throw a spiral.
Don’t tear down Brett’s locker just yet. Heck, start getting D.Majkowski some reps in minicamp…you’re not going anywhere with Rogers.
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June 18th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I second Punkman… it sounds like Puckman, which is what Pacman was originally called in Japan. The named was changed for the sake of us surly Americans who would have been tempted to call it f@*#man.
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June 18th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Poleman?
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June 18th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
shithead
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June 18th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Does it have to have a video game theme?
TurdManJones.
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