As Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones attempts to put behind him the misbehavior that marred the first three years of his NFL career, Jones is putting “Pacman” to rest.
According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network, Pacman no longer wants to be called Pacman. (And so plenty of folks surely will continue to call him “Pacman.”)
Instead of attempting to adopt a new moniker (e.g., “T-Bone“), Jones simply wants to be known as “Adam.”
Jones is, as a practical matter, parting ways with an identity that has been with him for most of his life. The name was applied to Jones during infancy, because of the zeal with which he attacked a bottle of milk.
But maybe Jones realizes that the time has come for him to part ways with the person he has been for most of his life. Though it’s symbolic, it’s a symbol that he just might be maturing.
We’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. For now.
UPDATE: Please suggest your own new nickname ideas for Pacman in the comments. A reader already has suggested “The Artist Formerly Known As Pacman.” We like it.
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:29 am
punkman
adam pole-dancer
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Well keeping with the 80’s videogame theme, how about:
“Pain in the Asteriods” Jones?
“I Digg-Dugg Myself into a Big Hole” Jones?
“I’m a Real Donkey (Kong)’s Arse” Jones?
“Goodell His Spy Hunters After Me” Jones?
“I’ve Been a Real Q-Bert” Jones?
“I Better be on my Best Behavior or Goodell will Pong My Asteriods out of the League” Jones?
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Call him DigDug…..cause if he hasn’t turned his life around, he’ll end up 6ft under….
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Leisure Suit Adam
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:46 am
“The Artist Formerly Known as Pacman” is close. How about
“The Arse Formerly Known as Pacman”
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Was this Calvin Hill’s idea?….what a job he has….turn punks into something ESPN can prop up in front of a camera…
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:59 am
How bout… 21… cuz thats all your going to see blow by you on this way to the end zone!
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Stinkfist says:
“Call him DigDug…..cause if he hasn’t turned his life around, he’ll end up 6ft under….”
If Adam screws up Jerry will have plenty of places to hide a 5′10″ DB in the new stadium. At the bottom of a footings, under the concession stand, etc. And then he can say things like “Adam Jones will be with us always.”
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
man, i love the unoriginality of these comment. i’m no shakespeare, and i also dont have a better idea, but why post a comment like on thats already up there? come up with something new, don’t mimic someone else’s nickname. i personally like mike D’s the best.
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:03 am
“I ain’t goin’ to no more ‘Scrip’ Clubs” Jones.
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:03 am
The Jerrah Experiment
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Of all the names I’ve heard I believe Loser has to be incorporated into one of the many fine submissions by you all.
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Adam “3rd strike” Jones
or
Adam “last chance” Jones
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:18 am
So long as Young Spooby is still Young Spooby, the world balance is in order.
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:36 am
The Rebellion One
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Ah-Dumb
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:38 am
I’m a personal fan of Adam “Champagne Room” Jones
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:50 am
adam ‘yes i have shit for brains’ jones.
would someone loan Ecsacker an original idea please
it would appear he isnt creative enough to come up
with anything himself, which is normal for a guy whos job it is to sweep up the monkey dung at the zoo.
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am
“Primetime the 2nd” because prior to Deion’s days in Dallas he had troubles, and when he came to Dallas he was the top corner in the league. Jones is the same; got into a lot of trouble before Dallas, and now that he’s here, he’ll be a top corner in the league, much to everybody’s dismay. Where I put “corner” you could also say “athlete”. Did I mention the number similarity, 21? And the best part of it all? Everybody’s going to hate it, but there’s nothing anybody can do about it!!
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am
“Douche Bag Jones” has a nice ring to it.
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June 18th, 2008 at 11:55 am
How about “Willard Scott” or “Al Roker” since they all like to see it rain and they can’t stay away from strip clubs.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Sticking with the videogame theme, how about “Niko” the main thug in Grand Theft Auto IV?
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
cowboysdw28mb3,
Since you’re so fond of the number 21, mark 9/21 on your calendar and watch the Packers wideouts light-up “3rd Strike” for 21 pts. GB’s “Big 5″ receiver package will have a field day with poor l’il misuderstood Adam.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
If he ends up in prison someday, he can be known as Manpac Jones.
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June 18th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
2Pocman
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