As Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones attempts to put behind him the misbehavior that marred the first three years of his NFL career, Jones is putting “Pacman” to rest.
According to Adam Schefter of NFL Network, Pacman no longer wants to be called Pacman. (And so plenty of folks surely will continue to call him “Pacman.”)
Instead of attempting to adopt a new moniker (e.g., “T-Bone“), Jones simply wants to be known as “Adam.”
Jones is, as a practical matter, parting ways with an identity that has been with him for most of his life. The name was applied to Jones during infancy, because of the zeal with which he attacked a bottle of milk.
But maybe Jones realizes that the time has come for him to part ways with the person he has been for most of his life. Though it’s symbolic, it’s a symbol that he just might be maturing.
We’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. For now.
UPDATE: Please suggest your own new nickname ideas for Pacman in the comments. A reader already has suggested “The Artist Formerly Known As Pacman.” We like it.
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June 18th, 2008 at 8:36 am
When I read the headlines “the end of pacman” I was hoping he was kicked out of the league.
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June 18th, 2008 at 8:39 am
My suggestion is ‘Rain man’
Uh oh… fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner!
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June 18th, 2008 at 8:44 am
In other news, Inky and Blinky have issued a statement claiming a change in there names as well… Inky now wishes to be refered to as Blot, and Blinky as Mr. Ocular Irritation.
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:09 am
I think it was shakespeare who wrote
A turd, by any other name, would smell…
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:14 am
I think we could run with Shaun’s idea a bit… how about “Make it Rain Man”?
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Cyril T. McFancypants
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:16 am
how about “Make it Rain-man”
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Lets go with BUST as his new name, I think coach Fisher would agree.
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am
“The Turd Formerly Known As PacMan”
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:38 am
A bullshit artist.
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:39 am
i have 3 suggestions
tardboy
jacktard
or
dickhead
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:41 am
How about ^ or @ or ~ … I mean the whole “artist formerly known as” deserves some type of sign as a name instead of a name itself right?
My preference is the ^ caret… perhaps it could be used a ploy to get him to follow along?
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:41 am
PunkMan
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Inmate #89327
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am
“Misdemeanor Jones”
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:44 am
New Nickname: “Chac Jones” Chac = Ancient God of Rain
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:45 am
“The Felonist Formerly Known as PacMan”
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:46 am
How bout.
“You know something’s happening here, but you don’t know what it is, do you Mr” Jones?
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:50 am
While not as catchy as the others, “gigantic piece of shit” is probably the most accurate.
That’s coming from a Dallas fan.
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:51 am
How about Inmate 423781?
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June 18th, 2008 at 9:54 am
how about Mrs. Pacman
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:05 am
It all worked out so well for baseball’s Joey ‘Albert’ Belle, I see no problem with the idea.
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Adam BustMan
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Numb-Nutz.
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June 18th, 2008 at 10:25 am
I can almost hear the “Pacman Sucks!” chants at The Linc. Thats the last thing Eagles fans need is an in to get under a players skin, especially a Cowboy. When Aikmen broadcasts you can hear on TV the crowd yelling “Aikman Sucks! and Asshole!” because ya know, we can let by gones be by gones and we’re classy, LOL.
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