Comments on: TUESDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Sun, 23 Nov 2008 13:21:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: wock http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43847 wock Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:35:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43847 "Plans to have the Patriots’ cheerleaders participate in the Olympics have fallen through." So the Chicoms already have enough pasty white females sporting the Leukemia look, who cheer for cheating participants? “Plans to have the Patriots’ cheerleaders participate in the Olympics have fallen through.”

So the Chicoms already have enough pasty white females sporting the Leukemia look, who cheer for cheating participants?

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]]> By: db3300 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43734 db3300 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:43:09 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43734 "Steelers RB Rashard Mendenhall says his job is simple: “There’s a hole, you run through it" Didn't the guy get hurt the last time there was a hole? "The Vikings are working with a doctor who wants every player to have better than 20-20 vision" I'd sure like to hear how he's going to do that. One of the best doctors in the country did my Lasik and he said that 2% of all candidates can only hope to get corrected enough to not wear coke bottle glasses. “Steelers RB Rashard Mendenhall says his job is simple: “There’s a hole, you run through it”

Didn’t the guy get hurt the last time there was a hole?

“The Vikings are working with a doctor who wants every player to have better than 20-20 vision”

I’d sure like to hear how he’s going to do that. One of the best doctors in the country did my Lasik and he said that 2% of all candidates can only hope to get corrected enough to not wear coke bottle glasses.

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]]> By: ericfay81 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43635 ericfay81 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:07:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43635 you can never be done hating Doug Flutie jajajajajajaja you can never be done hating Doug Flutie

jajajajajajaja

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]]> By: MonteK http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43631 MonteK Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:52:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43631 WRONG INFORMATION: The BIG TUNA nickname is referred to Charlie The Starkling Tuna. WRONG INFORMATION: The BIG TUNA nickname is referred to Charlie The Starkling Tuna.

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]]> By: bleedsorangeandbrown http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43618 bleedsorangeandbrown Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:35:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43618 My mom's pissed I didn't sign with the Colts. And she doesn't like football all that much. My mom’s pissed I didn’t sign with the Colts.

And she doesn’t like football all that much.

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]]> By: I_C_DeadPeople http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43611 I_C_DeadPeople Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:30:16 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43611 Heard on the CFL helmet radio: "Odell, put the beer down" Heard on the CFL helmet radio: “Odell, put the beer down”

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]]> By: yankeemofo http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43601 yankeemofo Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:17:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43601 Cmon Flutie!!! Its about time someone is stepping up and telling these PC-Nazi's to stick it!!! It starts small, but it will end up snowballing into something we can't stop! Where will it end? Cmon Flutie!!! Its about time someone is stepping up and telling these PC-Nazi’s to stick it!!!

It starts small, but it will end up snowballing into something we can’t stop!

Where will it end?

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]]> By: CoryDangerous http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43589 CoryDangerous Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:58:26 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43589 I really like Cooley's blog. I really like Cooley’s blog.

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]]> By: alansaysyo http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43585 alansaysyo Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:46:53 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43585 Just when you thought you were done hating Doug Flutie, it turns out he's a racist. Just when you thought you were done hating Doug Flutie, it turns out he’s a racist.

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]]> By: Mobodini http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43565 Mobodini Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:14:28 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43565 The Patriots cheerleaders were disqualified from participation in the Olympics - they were caught trying to cheat on pregnancy tests. Zing! The Patriots cheerleaders were disqualified from participation in the Olympics - they were caught trying to cheat on pregnancy tests. Zing!

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]]> By: Pastabelly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43562 Pastabelly Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:05:34 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43562 Spearheading? MDS, great pun. Flutie is drawing attention to himself again. What a shocker. :) Spearheading? MDS, great pun.

Flutie is drawing attention to himself again. What a shocker. :)

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]]> By: Hadley Rille http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43555 Hadley Rille Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:54:35 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43555 Maybe Colvin's mom will get her wish when her son spends most of the season on IR and gets released by the Texans. Maybe Colvin’s mom will get her wish when her son spends most of the season on IR and gets released by the Texans.

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]]> By: 33243324 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43544 33243324 Tue, 17 Jun 2008 13:35:58 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/17/tuesday-morning-one-liners-15/#comment-43544 "Ravens WR Justin Harper wants to be known as more than just a red zone threat." Playing for the Ravens he won't have to worry about being a red zone threat at all. “Ravens WR Justin Harper wants to be known as more than just a red zone threat.”

Playing for the Ravens he won’t have to worry about being a red zone threat at all.

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