Dave Barry’s best line in a column about the Dolphins: “The Big Tuna is Bill Parcells, who got his nickname from the fact that he breathes through gills and can weigh up to 1,400 pounds.”

Bob Baumhower and Doug Betters will be added to the Dolphin Honor Roll.

Plans to have the Patriots’ cheerleaders participate in the Olympics have fallen through.

Says Cowboys executive V.P. Stephen Jones of planning for potential future labor unrest, “You prepare for the worst case, and if it’s better, then you should be fine.”

Cowboys owner Jerry Jones paid to renovate a gym at a local Boys & Girls Club.

Redskins TE Chris Cooley interviewed QB Jason Campbell on his blog.

Cardinals WR Larry Fitzgerald told Eagles RB Brian Westbrook, “you ruined my fantasy football team.”

The Bengals feel good about their secondary following OTAs.

Says Ravens defensive coordinator Rex Ryan of rookie S Tom Zbikowski, “Right now, I would say he is a little stiff, but that will get better once he gets his weight down.”

Ravens WR Justin Harper wants to be known as more than just a red zone threat.

Hall of Famer Anthony Munoz likes the way Browns OT Joe Thomas plays.

Steelers RB Rashard Mendenhall says his job is simple: “There’s a hole, you run through it.”

The Packers’ three-day minicamp starts today.

An agreement between the local Fox affiliate and the cable and satellite companies should allow more Packers fans to watch their team in HD.

The Vikings are working with a doctor who wants every player to have better than 20-20 vision.  [Editor’s note:  Hopefully it’s not the same guy who worked with former Vikings WR Troy “I’ Gonna Try To Catch The Ball With My Facemask” Williamson.]

Vikings RB Adrian Peterson has established a foundation to support the Special Olympics of Minnesota and Boys & Girls Clubs of the Twin Cities.

Rosevelt Colvin’s mom is disappointed he didn’t sign with the Colts.

Chiefs WR Jeff Webb thinks he has a chance to start.

The Cardinals signed a player from Mexico as part of the NFL’s international development program.

Says Rams LB Chris Draft of playing on a team coming off a 3-13 season, “Everybody just has a nice little edge to them.  They have a little chip on their shoulder.”

Doug Flutie’s high school has dropped the nickname Redmen; Flutie is spearheading an effort to bring the nickname back.

The CFL is considering implementing helmet radios.  [Editor’s note:  So that the players can listen to hockey games.]