Marcus Vick got his family’s name back on the police blotter early this morning when he was arrested in Norfolk.
A police officer on a bicycle rode up to a car with a couple arguing early this morning. When he asked for identification, Vick sped away. He was stopped a few minutes later by another officer, failed a sobriety test and was charged with DUI, eluding police, reckless driving and driving with a suspended license. He was released this morning on a $1,000 bond.
It’s not the younger Vick’s first brush with the law. He was suspended for the 2004 season at Virginia Tech for two separate criminal offenses and was arrested nine times for traffic violations during his time at the school. He was also arrested in 2006 for pointing a gun at people in a McDonald’s parking lot and, later the same year, was accused of molesting a minor. His brief NFL career consisted of one game with the Dolphins in 2006.
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June 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
not to mention father’s day in the travis henry… uh… household…
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June 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
VICKS = HUMAN WASTE
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June 13th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Why does this make me think of the movie “The Aristocrats”?
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Oddly, he had just left a tatoo parlor, where he had a schematic of Levenworth inked on his torso. You don’t suppose…?
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Aaron throw the ball backwards Brooks was at least the model good guy in this family.
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
taco bill needs to photoshop a vick family christmas card
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
to drboyer:
a touching thought, but the vick family doesn’t celebrate thanksgiving..
they just go with weekly visitations between the hours of 10am-5pm.
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
“Eric says:
June 13th, 2008 at 11:35 am
A leopard can’t change his spots…and a turd can’t change his pants. ”
I believe what you really meant is, “You can’t change the stripes of a leopard”.
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
man, i hope for the sake of society, there isn’t anymore vick brothers, maybe they can rename one of the prison systems in va in honor of the vick family??
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
bearable
c’mon this is the best thing that could happen
to any site like this.
it absolutely brings out the best and funniest
shit.some of these quotes are priceless.
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
“man, i hope for the sake of society, there isn’t anymore vick brothers, maybe they can rename one of the prison systems in va in honor of the vick family??”
Bad Newz State Prison?
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June 13th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
vincelombardi
actually i was thinking of the gerald poindexter prison,
there wouldn’t be any inmates named vick.
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June 13th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
For the Vick Family Thanksgiving, an underaged turkey is flushed out of the flock early before even attempting to go through its progressions, birdnapped at gunpoint, given large quantities of alcohol before being forced to drive itself to the feast. At the table it must fight another turkey to the death or it is strapped to a rape stand and molested. Rather than being baked or deep fried, it is electrocuted in the traditional Vick Family way.
Leftovers are kept in secret water bottle compartments and placed in the fridge for sammiches the next day.
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June 13th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
kudos to both kevin and moonbeam! it kind of begs the question, is dady in jail too?
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June 13th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Marcus Vick’s new tatoo (on his chest).
‘INMATE NO. 6654332′
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June 13th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I never understood criminals who think they can run from the cops.
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June 13th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Maybe Mike should donate 10,000 dollars to Marcus’ commisary.
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June 13th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
IF I was Marcus before I got busted I would have asked the cop how many miles to the gallon his huffy gets.
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June 13th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I think the only shocker here is that there were no dogs or dogfighting related items in the car when he was pulled over. Mike sure was a great role model for his kid brother. Somehow I see adjoining cells in their future.
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June 13th, 2008 at 5:33 pm
What are you guys talking about. This is perfectly normal for a person from Newport News, VA. I think I saw him on “Cops” the other night.
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June 13th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
well maybe he had a schwinn, not a huffy. but i am sure he got kinda huffy when the cops nabbed him.
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June 13th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
They are no longer known as the Vicks, but rather the Dicks because that’s probably what they’re getting right now.
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June 14th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Pretty soon they will have their own realty TV show
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June 14th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Well, I’m totally shocked about this!
Who could have seen THIS coming?
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June 14th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
reality, maybe.
realty, no. the most interesting house either could have been associated with, already sold.
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