Comments on: THURSDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:39:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: mrmagoo http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38820 mrmagoo Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:51:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38820 The Yankees have just signed Noah Herron for 48 million a year and he'll be batting cleanup. The Yankees have just signed Noah Herron for 48 million a year and he’ll be batting cleanup.

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]]> By: moonbeam http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38618 moonbeam Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:08:22 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38618 the only place i've ever had my hand stepped on was in a barroom. the only place i’ve ever had my hand stepped
on was in a barroom.

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]]> By: Zerfas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38564 Zerfas Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:16:39 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38564 The Danny also announced that he will be charging every listener of his stations $1 a minute to listen. The Danny also announced that he will be charging every listener of his stations $1 a minute to listen.

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]]> By: cantgetenough http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38562 cantgetenough Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:14:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38562 TO says: sniff, that's my quarterback you're stepping on, sniff TO says:

sniff, that’s my quarterback you’re stepping on, sniff

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]]> By: RSKindred http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38558 RSKindred Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:06:10 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38558 Former 49ers LB Tina Turner???? Former 49ers LB Tina Turner????

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]]> By: Big M http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38547 Big M Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:46:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38547 They should put the SpyGate tapes in the Hall of Fame. They did win 3 SuperBowls, after all. They should put the SpyGate tapes in the Hall of Fame. They did win 3 SuperBowls, after all.

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]]> By: Kevin from Philly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38546 Kevin from Philly Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:46:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38546 Someone stepped on Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s left hand, but he’s fine. The player who stepped on Romo's hand must have slipped on TO's Easter bonnet. Someone stepped on Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s left hand, but he’s fine.

The player who stepped on Romo’s hand must have slipped on TO’s Easter bonnet.

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]]> By: Kevin from Philly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38530 Kevin from Philly Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:28:53 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38530 Like teammate Noah Herron, Packers CB Al Harris had his home burglarized; unlike Herron, Harris wasn’t around to clobber the burglar with a bed post. If the TV wasn't taken, I'd say it was Dookie Davenport making a pit stop. What's up in GB? That' probably two more break ins than they had all last year. Like teammate Noah Herron, Packers CB Al Harris had his home burglarized; unlike Herron, Harris wasn’t around to clobber the burglar with a bed post.

If the TV wasn’t taken, I’d say it was Dookie Davenport making a pit stop. What’s up in GB? That’ probably two more break ins than they had all last year.

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]]> By: Burritto http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38526 Burritto Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:23:33 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38526 "Steelers WR Limas Sweed called visiting the Pro Football Hall of fame the experience of a lifetime." And admission is only $18. I'm sure there's a "Priceless" Visa commercial in there somewhere. “Steelers WR Limas Sweed called visiting the Pro Football Hall of fame the experience of a lifetime.”

And admission is only $18. I’m sure there’s a “Priceless” Visa commercial in there somewhere.

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]]> By: JohnnyH http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38491 JohnnyH Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:43:03 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38491 "Someone stepped on Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s left hand, but he’s fine. " - I think it was Col. Mustard with the Candlestick in the Library. “Someone stepped on Cowboys QB Tony Romo’s left hand, but he’s fine.

” - I think it was Col. Mustard with the Candlestick in the Library.

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]]> By: Brant http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38488 Brant Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:38:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38488 Okay, so Flacco's arm is as strong as Testaverde's, but can he kneel down on the 50 and throw the ball through the uprights like Kyle Boller could coming out of college? After all, there is a lot of use for a move like that on a football field. At least they aren't comparing Flacco's arm strength to Chad Pennington. Okay, so Flacco’s arm is as strong as Testaverde’s, but can he kneel down on the 50 and throw the ball through the uprights like Kyle Boller could coming out of college? After all, there is a lot of use for a move like that on a football field. At least they aren’t comparing Flacco’s arm strength to Chad Pennington.

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]]> By: kayC http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38484 kayC Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:31:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38484 "A total bore complete with bronzed mugs of John Madden and OJ Simpson and an area designated to enlighten NFL fans on the wonders of the Arena League." You must not have visited the HOF after hours when, according to John Madden, his bust comes alive and talks to the other busts. That doesn't sound boring at all. “A total bore complete with bronzed mugs of John Madden and OJ Simpson and an area designated to enlighten NFL fans on the wonders of the Arena League.”

You must not have visited the HOF after hours when, according to John Madden, his bust comes alive and talks to the other busts. That doesn’t sound boring at all.

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]]> By: meekdog78 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38455 meekdog78 Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:52:32 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38455 has flacco's arm strength been compared to 25 year old vinny's arm....or the 87 year old vinny that took the field last year? has flacco’s arm strength been compared to 25 year old vinny’s arm….or the 87 year old vinny that took the field last year?

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]]> By: xskippzx http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38454 xskippzx Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:52:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/06/05/thursday-morning-one-liners-12/#comment-38454 "Steelers WR Limas Sweed called visiting the Pro Football Hall of fame the experience of a lifetime." Do these guys say this just because they have to? Reading the article, Tomlin said the same thing. Please. The Football Hall of Fame is such a joke -- it's small, shoddy, and rarely updated (still refer to the Cardinals as the "Phoenix" Cardinals). A total bore complete with bronzed mugs of John Madden and OJ Simpson and an area designated to enlighten NFL fans on the wonders of the Arena League. “Steelers WR Limas Sweed called visiting the Pro Football Hall of fame the experience of a lifetime.”

Do these guys say this just because they have to? Reading the article, Tomlin said the same thing. Please. The Football Hall of Fame is such a joke — it’s small, shoddy, and rarely updated (still refer to the Cardinals as the “Phoenix” Cardinals). A total bore complete with bronzed mugs of John Madden and OJ Simpson and an area designated to enlighten NFL fans on the wonders of the Arena League.

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