Amid widespread reports that Dolphins defensive end Jason Taylor will announce at a bizarrely-timed Sunday morning press conference that he wants to be traded out of Miami, agent Gary Wichard claims that no such declarations will be made.

“Nobody is demanding or threatening anything,” Wichard tells the Palm Beach Post.  “He’s going to walk in, and whatever questions the media asks he will answer as he sees fit.  This is an informal gathering.  There will be no announcements.”

Gary, we love ya but we ain’t stupid.  (Or at least we’re not that stupid.)  Unless Taylor refuses to answer the questions, the answers to the questions will be the announcements.  And, surely, the first question asked will be, “Do you want to be traded?”

“Do you think we have not spoken to them about the possibility of being traded?” Wichard added.  “This is not a big-time story.  He’s not doing this to announce he wants to be traded.”

Okay, so Taylor wants to be traded, he just doesn’t want to “announce” that he wants to be traded, presumably to preserve the box-office from Fins fans if/when Taylor is narrating that documentary on Swiss cheese production.

Regardless, Taylor wants out.  The rest of it is a transparent P.R. game, and the efforts of Taylor to push his way out without looking like he’s pushing his way out is, as to those with an IQ higher than Kordell Stewart’s career passer rating, borders on the offensive.