Falcons WR Joe Horn, who has publicly asked to be traded, is boycotting all non-mandatory activities.

The Fins have signed sixth-round OL Donald Thomas.

Browns QB Brady Quinn has changed his grip.  (On the football.  Not on this.)

Browns G.M. Phil Savage says that the team likely won’t pursue CB Lito Sheppard or CB Ty Law.

Browns OT Kevin Shaffer is giving the Steelers a little bulletin-board material.

Steelers CB Bryant McFadden hopes to knock Deshea Townsend out of the starting lineup.

Jags DE Reggie Hayward’s demotion for skipping two days of voluntary practices was short-lived.

Raiders S Michael Huff is looking forward to moving from the strong to free position.

The San Diego Union-Tribune says that DE Jason Taylor is unlikely to land with the Chargers.

OT Marcus Johnson is the only member of the Vikings’ 2005 draft class who is still with the team.

RB Noah Herron is comparing offseason workouts to Christmas.  (So either he really likes practicing in May, or he’s Jewish.)

Bears RB Cedric Benson paid a $510 fine for speeding on Friday.

Eagles CB Jack Ikegwuonu faces a mandatory minimum sentence of four years if convicted for residential burglary in a trial that opens on July 14.

Bengals rookie DT Jason Shirley faces trial next week on various misdemeanors, and will miss three days of voluntary practices.

NFLPA Executive Director Gene Upshaw vows that he won’t leave his post until there’s a new CBA in place.

The Arena Football League doesn’t test players for drugs.  (Maybe the thinking is that, if a player is playing in the AFL, he can’t afford to buy them.)

From the “Do As We Say, Not As We Do” file, the NFL is implementing a fan conduct policy.

The Rock is cooking up some advice for Jason Taylor.

WR Steve Smith is learning to help people invest money, such as the settlements they get after being punched in the face by a colleague in the film room.

Titans WR Mike Williams is hoping to be able to run more than two routes in a row.  Seriously.

Some readers think that John Tomase of the Boston Herald is serving a one-week suspension for his bogus Spygate II article.  (Others think he’s on a Twinkie bender.)