Move over, Jason Taylor, you’ve got some competition for those roles that only a football player can handle. Terrell Owens shares the erstwhile Dolphin’s taste for the bright lights of La-La Land. He doesn’t feel the need to follow Taylor’s lead for getting there, though.
“They asked me to do that last year and I graciously declined,” Owens said, referring to Dancing With The Stars. “I don’t need to get on national TV to show people I can dance. I do that 16, 17 weeks out of the year. I’ve been doing it all my career.”
Owens is fresh off a guest spot on Flavor Flav’s sitcom, Under One Roof, but, he told the Associated Press “I don’t really see myself limiting myself just to comedy.”
While a one-man show would seem to be the best fit for his burgeoning career as a thespian, I’d bet Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia are willing to finance a Saw sequel with Owens as the victim.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:29 pm
As evident by his sobbing “that’s my quarterback” performance, it’s obvious that TO can’t act.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
He can also do drama. Remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21KLynZRnc4
Sniff. It almost made me cry.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Maybe they can do a musical with T.O. doing the dancing and Romo doing the singing.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Im picturing a hood sci-fi type of deal….they could call it The Pimpire Strikes Back…..
TO as Darth Vader
Belichick as the Evil Emperor
Pac Man as Boba Fett
Snoop Dogg as Lando Calrissian
Nate Newton as Jabba the Hut
Peyton Manning (Luke Skywalker) and Goddell (Han Solo) could play the good guys…..maybe Maurice Jones-Drew as R2D2….
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May 23rd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
well he already was featured in Bangbros, so this would be a step up
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May 23rd, 2008 at 4:25 pm
he can play the dummy from the streets..crackhead or something
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May 23rd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Hell, Cmon now, after that dramatic “oscar worthy” performance at the press conference after the CowGirls annual playoff choke, how could such a thespian limit himself to just comedic acting…
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May 23rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
how would Jeff Garcia finance a major movie?…he is onlyyyyyyy making 5 million this year.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
“I don’t really see myself limiting myself just to comedy.”
If he would of tried, he could of gotten 2 or 3 more “myself” in that sentence.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
“I’d bet Donovan McNabb and Jeff Garcia are willing to finance a Saw sequel with Owens as the victim.”
Haha! Nice one Mike…
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May 23rd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Its good to know that a SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP is still the first priority in hearts of veterans like TO and JT
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May 23rd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Well, he might have BEEN a SB champion (but we don’t really know since the Eagles played a SB opponent that probably didn’t play by the rules).
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May 23rd, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Maybe a nice juicy role where he tries to swallow a bunch of pills and….never mind.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I’m tired of people saying that this man is crazy. He is a very sensitive person just like other celebrities in this world. (Shaq, Gary Sheffield, Chad Johnson and many others). Unfortunately, he let his emotions get the best of him and handle the situations with his former teams unprofessionally. However, he learned from his past transgressions and is handling the current situation very well. He has learned from his past situations that the way he handled his former situation was a PR nightmare especially when they don’t like him u because a person like him doesn’t kiss their ass. So finally, people on this blog please give him the benefit of a doubt because he earned it because the way he handle himself during his tenure in Dallas.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 9:14 pm
“I’m tired of people saying that this man is…”
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
Myself could never see myself watching any acting performance done by that clown, but I’m just speaking for myself here.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm
This just in - Owens and Romo star in Brokeback Mtn II. Graciously financed by Eagles fans everywhere.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 11:03 pm
I’d pay a fortune to see him play a mute for a year.
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May 23rd, 2008 at 11:18 pm
He’s a Zombie and the the only way to get rid of him is to BLOW HIS HEAD OFF!
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May 24th, 2008 at 12:31 am
@pyroplastic,your sick bro…
HA,HA,HA,HA,HA….
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May 24th, 2008 at 8:32 am
the eagles did not lose the super bowl because of
t.o.,they lost because their quarter back was out
of shape and out of gas.when the guy that is supposed
to be leading your team is bent over,in the middle of
the field,yakking cambell’s soup all over everyone’s
shoes,i don’t see a good ending coming.
i’m sure bill belichick had film for this contingency.
bill’s got a plan for everything.
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May 24th, 2008 at 9:50 am
leopold332002….your post was a joke right??
TO saying the nations get to see him dance 16, 17 weeks a year is right. The Cowboys in their current state will always be 1 and done in the playoffs. hence the 17 weeks a year.
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May 24th, 2008 at 11:07 am
2007 TD receptions:
TO = 15
Kevin Curtis + Reggie Brown + Greg Lewis + Hank Baskett = 14
Let the spin cycle begin.
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