Comments on: THURSDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:02:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: Ca_Viking http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-34111 Ca_Viking Fri, 23 May 2008 16:25:02 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-34111 Sad, it's just sad when other people's misery is fodder for other people's glee. Sad, it’s just sad when other people’s misery is fodder for other people’s glee.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-34057 Vox Veritas Fri, 23 May 2008 15:09:30 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-34057 @ tomdog_64 says: "I just don’t think making fun of someone who has an addiction that stemmed from the pains of playing football is ‘fair game.’ If it is, then is the fact that Daunte Culpepper was born in a federal prison to a mother who was incarcerated funny too? Let’s keep going with it. Sean Taylor jokes anyone?? We’re all football fans, but we’re people first." Oh cry me a river. I'm pretty sure Taylor didn't want to get murdered, I'm sure that Culpepper didn't want to be born in prison, and I'm sure that Brett Favre did want to stay up all night popping pills, chugging beer and playing Sega, which is the main reason he got addicted in the first place. Didn't you read his book? @ tomdog_64 says:

“I just don’t think making fun of someone who has an addiction that stemmed from the pains of playing football is ‘fair game.’ If it is, then is the fact that Daunte Culpepper was born in a federal prison to a mother who was incarcerated funny too? Let’s keep going with it. Sean Taylor jokes anyone?? We’re all football fans, but we’re people first.”

Oh cry me a river. I’m pretty sure Taylor didn’t want to get murdered, I’m sure that Culpepper didn’t want to be born in prison, and I’m sure that Brett Favre did want to stay up all night popping pills, chugging beer and playing Sega, which is the main reason he got addicted in the first place. Didn’t you read his book?

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]]> By: south-fl-steel http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33952 south-fl-steel Fri, 23 May 2008 13:09:57 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33952 wow, that's so funny. guy gets robbed AT GUN POINT, and you make fun of him pissing and crapping himself (even though he clearly did not). so funny. almost as funny as when roelisthberger almost lost his life in a traffic accident. boy now that was a hoot. and remember that time bradshaw died? oh boy, what a joke. wow, that’s so funny. guy gets robbed AT GUN POINT, and you make fun of him pissing and crapping himself (even though he clearly did not). so funny. almost as funny as when roelisthberger almost lost his life in a traffic accident. boy now that was a hoot. and remember that time bradshaw died? oh boy, what a joke.

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]]> By: ron_mexico http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33924 ron_mexico Fri, 23 May 2008 11:27:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33924 Andy Studebaker's video highlights...produced by Mike Mamula. Andy Studebaker’s video highlights…produced by Mike Mamula.

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]]> By: Razon http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33865 Razon Fri, 23 May 2008 03:32:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33865 Good to hear that I lack self-confidence, and/or drink a lot, and/or eat BBQ chicken all day long. Did I cover it all. I am on my 1st beer already tonight and it is 11:30 at night. I must drink way to much. BTW, I am a Packer fan. Things happen in life, you learn from it and go on. Now if Favre had turned in to a D. Strawberry it might be a different story. It wasn't funny as some comments Florio makes and it is a bit touchy but I can still see the humor in it. As someone else said, this is a blog. If you want just news, go to the four letter site, or fox or any of the other major sites. Good to hear that I lack self-confidence, and/or drink a lot, and/or eat BBQ chicken all day long. Did I cover it all. I am on my 1st beer already tonight and it is 11:30 at night. I must drink way to much.

BTW, I am a Packer fan. Things happen in life, you learn from it and go on. Now if Favre had turned in to a D. Strawberry it might be a different story. It wasn’t funny as some comments Florio makes and it is a bit touchy but I can still see the humor in it.

As someone else said, this is a blog. If you want just news, go to the four letter site, or fox or any of the other major sites.

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]]> By: wingnut http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33810 wingnut Fri, 23 May 2008 00:26:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33810 CA-Viking, do you need a Hug... CA-Viking, do you need a Hug…

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]]> By: at one http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33784 at one Thu, 22 May 2008 23:14:31 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33784 If the Bengals have enough talent to win the Super Bowl, I guess their actual play more reflects the coaching? If the Bengals have enough talent to win the Super Bowl, I guess their actual play more reflects the coaching?

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]]> By: Henry Plainview http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33767 Henry Plainview Thu, 22 May 2008 21:52:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33767 were the Patriots in the same room that Marvin Lewis was speaking in? were the Patriots in the same room that Marvin Lewis was speaking in?

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]]> By: Combo89 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33740 Combo89 Thu, 22 May 2008 20:52:16 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33740 Uh this is a blog website. The comments are the best part about reading this site. If you don't like the comments, then there are plenty of "news" only sites you can visit without them. Uh this is a blog website. The comments are the best part about reading this site. If you don’t like the comments, then there are plenty of “news” only sites you can visit without them.

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]]> By: Rook http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33690 Rook Thu, 22 May 2008 19:16:34 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33690 Hell after an hour of popping Vicodin and downing Vodka, I'd be calling Farve "god" too (well either that or the Lizard King"). Hell after an hour of popping Vicodin and downing Vodka, I’d be calling Farve “god” too (well either that or the Lizard King”).

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]]> By: Mr. Touchdown http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33659 Mr. Touchdown Thu, 22 May 2008 18:06:46 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33659 The "editor comments" are just NOT FUNNY unless i guess your brain is shrunken from too much alcohol and bbq sauce. The “editor comments” are just NOT FUNNY unless i guess your brain is shrunken from too much alcohol and bbq sauce.

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]]> By: crip2knight http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33645 crip2knight Thu, 22 May 2008 17:46:51 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33645 corydangerous says: Seriously, if the Bengals win the Super Bowl this year, I will walk to Cincy (some 500 miles), paint my body like a tiger, and march in thier victory parade. Cory, Any coach in the NFL that tells their team that they cannot win a Superbowl should be fired! Better get your orange and black paint ready! corydangerous says:

Seriously, if the Bengals win the Super Bowl this year, I will walk to Cincy (some 500 miles), paint my body like a tiger, and march in thier victory parade.

Cory, Any coach in the NFL that tells their team that they cannot win a Superbowl should be fired!

Better get your orange and black paint ready!

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]]> By: MarkB http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33643 MarkB Thu, 22 May 2008 17:44:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33643 Detroit fans will wear throwback clothes to the game - a throwback to when people in Detroit had jobs. Detroit fans will wear throwback clothes to the game - a throwback to when people in Detroit had jobs.

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]]> By: andrewhamlincoln1985 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33613 andrewhamlincoln1985 Thu, 22 May 2008 17:08:02 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33613 Clayton forgot that he doesn't have hands either Clayton forgot that he doesn’t have hands either

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]]> By: cantgetenough http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33590 cantgetenough Thu, 22 May 2008 16:42:19 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33590 The funny comments are only negative if they are about your team. Otherwise they are just funny. The funny comments are only negative if they are about your team. Otherwise they are just funny.

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]]> By: TomBradyWoot http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33566 TomBradyWoot Thu, 22 May 2008 16:19:47 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33566 Ca_Viking Way to be a wuss. Ca_Viking

Way to be a wuss.

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]]> By: tomdog_64 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33562 tomdog_64 Thu, 22 May 2008 16:15:19 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33562 I just don't think making fun of someone who has an addiction that stemmed from the pains of playing football is 'fair game.' If it is, then is the fact that Daunte Culpepper was born in a federal prison to a mother who was incarcerated funny too? Let's keep going with it. Sean Taylor jokes anyone?? We're all football fans, but we're people first. I just don’t think making fun of someone who has an addiction that stemmed from the pains of playing football is ‘fair game.’ If it is, then is the fact that Daunte Culpepper was born in a federal prison to a mother who was incarcerated funny too? Let’s keep going with it. Sean Taylor jokes anyone?? We’re all football fans, but we’re people first.

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]]> By: Ca_Viking http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33542 Ca_Viking Thu, 22 May 2008 15:56:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33542 tomdog_64 is right, mean-sprited comments by the editors of this site are just childish and don't add to the reporting. Using the line that "nobody is above being made fun of" is a sign of someone who hates their life so much they need to bring others "down" to their level. I highly encourage the editors to stop the negative comments. tomdog_64 is right, mean-sprited comments by the editors of this site are just childish and don’t add to the reporting.

Using the line that “nobody is above being made fun of” is a sign of someone who hates their life so much they need to bring others “down” to their level.

I highly encourage the editors to stop the negative comments.

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]]> By: Steppenwoof http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33505 Steppenwoof Thu, 22 May 2008 15:20:48 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33505 Ao I wonder what Michael Clayton is using that he has no knees, no feet, no ankles, no toes, a wide bodied, jet-propelled skateboard? Ao I wonder what Michael Clayton is using that he has no knees, no feet, no ankles, no toes, a wide bodied, jet-propelled skateboard?

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]]> By: Razon http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33486 Razon Thu, 22 May 2008 14:51:57 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33486 Boy tomdog_64, the comment about Favre was funny. No one is above being made fun of. Boy 75 years of crap from the Lions. When thanking the fans, what can they say other than we don't why, but thanks for still being a Lions fan. A losing Regular Season Overall Record A losing Playoff Record About the only thing have to hang their hats on is the four championships, too bad they haven't done anything since the 50s in that department. Boy tomdog_64, the comment about Favre was funny. No one is above being made fun of.

Boy 75 years of crap from the Lions. When thanking the fans, what can they say other than we don’t why, but thanks for still being a Lions fan.

A losing Regular Season Overall Record
A losing Playoff Record

About the only thing have to hang their hats on is the four championships, too bad they haven’t done anything since the 50s in that department.

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]]> By: Casanova http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33473 Casanova Thu, 22 May 2008 14:33:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33473 Mangina doesn't want to talk about Spygate... shocking. Mangina doesn’t want to talk about Spygate… shocking.

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]]> By: tomdog_64 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33472 tomdog_64 Thu, 22 May 2008 14:30:31 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33472 "Editor’s note: Brett Favre once did the same thing, but served vodka and Vicodin." That's funny Mike. You better hope that nothing salacious about your inbred West Virginny family ever surfaces... “Editor’s note: Brett Favre once did the same thing, but served vodka and Vicodin.”

That’s funny Mike. You better hope that nothing salacious about your inbred West Virginny family ever surfaces…

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]]> By: wingnut http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33470 wingnut Thu, 22 May 2008 14:25:04 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33470 Little Wes Welker is playing Pop Warner football? Walker is (Fat and Happy) with the money the Raiders are giving him. Little Wes Welker is playing Pop Warner football?

Walker is (Fat and Happy) with the money the Raiders are giving him.

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]]> By: ledtear http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33466 ledtear Thu, 22 May 2008 14:15:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33466 Walk is fat and sassy? Yeah, and Russell weighs 300 lbs... What, did you go to the same journalism school as Len PackaRoasti? Walk is fat and sassy? Yeah, and Russell weighs 300 lbs… What, did you go to the same journalism school as Len PackaRoasti?

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]]> By: corydangerous http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33465 corydangerous Thu, 22 May 2008 14:13:45 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33465 I'm just guessing that Chris Henry left his crack pipe in his locker and Marvin Lewis picked it up. Seriously, if the Bengals win the Super Bowl this year, I will walk to Cincy (some 500 miles), paint my body like a tiger, and march in thier victory parade. I’m just guessing that Chris Henry left his crack pipe in his locker and Marvin Lewis picked it up.

Seriously, if the Bengals win the Super Bowl this year, I will walk to Cincy (some 500 miles), paint my body like a tiger, and march in thier victory parade.

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]]> By: dldove77 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33464 dldove77 Thu, 22 May 2008 14:10:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33464 On Patrick Ramsey and Jay Cutler balancing each other: Patrick's right: Ramsey balances the side that rides the bench. On Patrick Ramsey and Jay Cutler balancing each other: Patrick’s right: Ramsey balances the side that rides the bench.

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]]> By: VDogg http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33462 VDogg Thu, 22 May 2008 14:06:22 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33462 Little things like having a clue about the QB spot might be a good starting point Captain Obvious (a.k.a. Tavaris Jackson) Little things like having a clue about the QB spot might be a good starting point Captain Obvious (a.k.a. Tavaris Jackson)

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]]> By: GeauxSaints12 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33454 GeauxSaints12 Thu, 22 May 2008 13:37:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33454 Man im happy to get Vilma. Thank you jets. Man im happy to get Vilma. Thank you jets.

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]]> By: empty13 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33447 empty13 Thu, 22 May 2008 13:19:31 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33447 yeah, tj... like playing quarterback. yeah, tj… like playing quarterback.

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]]> By: Scout http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33446 Scout Thu, 22 May 2008 13:19:26 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/22/thursday-morning-one-liners-10/#comment-33446 Good to see Marvin Lewis is still delusional. Good to see Marvin Lewis is still delusional.

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