The Green Bay Packers have announced that receiver Bill Schroeder has retired as a member of the team.

Okay, so who is Bill Schroeder?

We barely remembered him.  He last played in 2004.  He spent five seasons with the Packers, from 1997 through 2001.  He played for the Lions in 2002 and 2003, and the Bucs in 2004.

Surely, there’s a reason for Schroeder making this move three full seasons after last playing in the NFL.  When we figure out what it is, we’ll let you know.

[UPDATE:  Thanks to some sleuthing from our own Taco Bill, the move might have something to do with Schroeder’s plan for world domination.]