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If reports racing around the country are to be believed, the Dallas Cowboys will only have themselves to blame if they fall short of a championship this season.
Get your hankies ready for it seems Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson’s relationship is no more. TMZ reported the news late yesterday and Alan Peppard of the Dallas Morning News has done some digging of his own to find that the first couple of football have called the whole thing off.
As long as Romo doesn’t let new teammate Pacman Jones take him out to drown his sorrows, the Cowboys, and I dare say the entire world, will be able to move forward without much difficulty.
May 14th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Cleverly written, I think that Josh will fit in well here.
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May 14th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I hope Pac takes Tony and TO out for drinks some day and they all end up in jail. To watch Jerry Jones press conference would be PRICELESS.
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May 14th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
She must have heard him sing “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” the other day at Wrigley Field.
It was worse than Rosanne’s National Anthem a few years ago.
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May 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Pacman says:
“Tony, we gonna make it rain!”
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Now T.O. and Tony can finally move forward with their relationship and live happilly ever after. I’m happy for them….
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Tony Romo = Choker
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Now finally he can focus on his singing career.
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Who cares?
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
This is a disaster. Who will they blame when they fall short agin this upcoming year.
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
First underwood…now simpson…lost in play-offs…im hearing BUST next!
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Why do stories like this plague the sports world.
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
You know what this means? BAD NEWS FOR BRITNEY SPEARS!
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May 14th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
get arlen spector to find out what went wrong here…damn
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May 14th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Dropping Jessica for Terrell. Nice.
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May 14th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Let’s see, Romo is known for great games minus choking in important ones. Acting like a total ignoramous off the field when it involves women. Women seem more important…his immaturity in that area HAS carried over to the field. I’m sure he’ll get over Jessica and find another hump asap. I think a lot of athletes do the same thing, yet he has truly let it influence his play last year, crunch time.
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May 14th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
i don’t think it’s a coincidence that this comes soon after romo’s “performance” at wrigley.
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May 14th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
And I was looking so forward to the Tony/Jessica Christmas Album….
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May 14th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
There are regular girls waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better looking than Jessica Simpson or any other celebrity out there. The only thing that is going to hurt is that she has a fatter bank account than him, and when I say fatter, I mean at least ten fold. Plus, Carrie Underwood looks better than Jessica.
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May 14th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
When I first saw the heading, I thought he’d been cut.
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May 14th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
If it looks like a rat. Smells like a rat. It must be a rat.
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May 14th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Apparently Jessica simply wasn’t classy enough to be associated with a Cowboys QB. I don’t know if any of you have see other posts about Dallas, but they’re the model franchise and Jessica didn’t fit into the model model. PacMan will be able to find the perfect fit for Romo.
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May 15th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Drew”No Comment” RosenWhore has issues the following statement from TO regarding Tony’s and Jessica’s alleged split…
(Sniff) (Sniff)…Thats my Quarterback, (sniff) (sniff), Thats my Teammate, we lose as a team…Can I get a new contract?
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May 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am
“Let’s see, Romo is known for great games minus choking in important ones. Acting like a total ignoramous off the field when it involves women. Women seem more important…his immaturity in that area HAS carried over to the field. I’m sure he’ll get over Jessica and find another hump asap. I think a lot of athletes do the same thing, yet he has truly let it influence his play last year, crunch time.”
That’s a chick’s point of view if I ever saw one.
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May 15th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
“Apparently Jessica simply wasn’t classy enough to be associated with a Cowboys QB. I don’t know if any of you have see other posts about Dallas, but they’re the model franchise and Jessica didn’t fit into the model model. PacMan will be able to find the perfect fit for Romo.
And that’s an inferiority complex if I ever saw one…
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May 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
well i bet pac would escort romo down to the “harlem nights” t&a bar down on i-35 e south of dallas…
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