Comments on: THURSDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:33:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: empty13 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26596 empty13 Fri, 09 May 2008 01:12:03 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26596 Up here in daytwa i always thought martz screwed mccown. mccown has at least as much talent as kitna. daytwa has a crappy ol and mccown is mobile. but... mccown didnt fit "the system" (pay attention alex smith!). but when the team sucks and ya really dont have many pieces for "the system"... do something else. sheesh. Up here in daytwa i always thought martz screwed mccown. mccown has at least as much talent as kitna. daytwa has a crappy ol and mccown is mobile. but… mccown didnt fit “the system” (pay attention alex smith!). but when the team sucks and ya really dont have many pieces for “the system”… do something else. sheesh.

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]]> By: brian_21 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26531 brian_21 Thu, 08 May 2008 23:42:31 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26531 Nothing is going to stop Josh McCown from being the starter in Miami ... Not even Bill Parcells, John Beck, or Chad Henne. Nothing is going to stop Josh McCown from being the starter in Miami … Not even Bill Parcells, John Beck, or Chad Henne.

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]]> By: bizurk http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26375 bizurk Thu, 08 May 2008 18:27:24 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26375 oh, and there's a distinct difference between the home invasions of NBA ballers and Mendenhall being robbed on the street at 2 in the morning. To a certain extent, you're askin to be robbed on a city street late at night (no matter who you are), now if DMac got robbed in Moorestown that would signify being preyed on. oh, and there’s a distinct difference between the home invasions of NBA ballers and Mendenhall being robbed on the street at 2 in the morning. To a certain extent, you’re askin to be robbed on a city street late at night (no matter who you are), now if DMac got robbed in Moorestown that would signify being preyed on.

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]]> By: bizurk http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26373 bizurk Thu, 08 May 2008 18:25:33 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26373 Check out that picture of Freddie Mitchell in the DMac interview. His post-NFL days have been unkind Check out that picture of Freddie Mitchell in the DMac interview. His post-NFL days have been unkind

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]]> By: andrewhamlincoln1985 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26357 andrewhamlincoln1985 Thu, 08 May 2008 18:07:23 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26357 Everyone should worry about robberies Donovan. Everyone should worry about robberies Donovan.

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]]> By: Kevin from Philly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26343 Kevin from Philly Thu, 08 May 2008 17:45:54 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26343 To Shaun King: Barry Bonds hasn't filled out his retirement papers yet either. Maybe you guys can be fishing buddies? To Shaun King: Barry Bonds hasn’t filled out his retirement papers yet either. Maybe you guys can be fishing buddies?

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]]> By: jyernberg http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26324 jyernberg Thu, 08 May 2008 17:14:56 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26324 not buying the vikes secret non-scheduling cuz we dont want other teams to know we are interested BS. they didnt think he would be around and they should have taken brohm or henne. dumb move on their part. and WTF is up with ryan grant not being signed? am i forgetting or missing something? whats the deal on that? not buying the vikes secret non-scheduling cuz we dont want other teams to know we are interested BS. they didnt think he would be around and they should have taken brohm or henne. dumb move on their part. and WTF is up with ryan grant not being signed? am i forgetting or missing something? whats the deal on that?

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]]> By: www.tymforahouse.com http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26306 www.tymforahouse.com Thu, 08 May 2008 16:51:38 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26306 Do you think we can get Art Monk, Darrell Green and Jim Brown to found a foundation to staighten out the knuckleheads today? Do you think we can get Art Monk, Darrell Green and Jim Brown to found a foundation to staighten out the knuckleheads today?

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]]> By: KY http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26293 KY Thu, 08 May 2008 16:32:58 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26293 Duckett to learn to be a FB...that's as funny as Julius Jones learning to become a RB! Duckett to learn to be a FB…that’s as funny as Julius Jones learning to become a RB!

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]]> By: dolfan565 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26289 dolfan565 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:26:40 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26289 GOOD: “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp for HBO’s Hard Knocks will bring out the best in the players.” BETTER: “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp for HBO’s Hard Knocks will help the District Attorney's office by providing video evidence.” BEST: “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp will allow HBO to film the next series of Hard Knocks, Oz and Real Sex at the same time.” GOOD:
“Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp for HBO’s Hard Knocks will bring out the best in the players.”

BETTER:
“Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp for HBO’s Hard Knocks will help the District Attorney’s office by providing video evidence.”

BEST:
“Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp will allow HBO to film the next series of Hard Knocks, Oz and Real Sex at the same time.”

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]]> By: Mandmeisterx http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26287 Mandmeisterx Thu, 08 May 2008 16:25:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26287 I think that really says a lot about the state of the Dolphins, considering this guy couldn't nail down the starting gig in Oakland. Besides, everyone knows that the Tuna is all about riding any vet QB he can get his hands on over a young guy with potential. (See Vinny/Bledsoe and Tony Romo) That still is going to be a really bad team this year. Way too many holes for one draft and a fish to fill. I think that really says a lot about the state of the Dolphins, considering this guy couldn’t nail down the starting gig in Oakland. Besides, everyone knows that the Tuna is all about riding any vet QB he can get his hands on over a young guy with potential. (See Vinny/Bledsoe and Tony Romo) That still is going to be a really bad team this year. Way too many holes for one draft and a fish to fill.

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]]> By: cowboysdw28mb3 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26283 cowboysdw28mb3 Thu, 08 May 2008 16:21:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26283 Wait a minute, in the McCown article, Salguero said McCown was a rookie when Jeff Blake was there, but McCown was a rookie in 2002 and Blake was in Baltimore in 02. He didn't go to Arizona until 03. Thus, McCown wasn't a rookie when he was Blake's teammate. Granted, that's probably something that nobody really cares about, but that kind of thing bugs me. Wait a minute, in the McCown article, Salguero said McCown was a rookie when Jeff Blake was there, but McCown was a rookie in 2002 and Blake was in Baltimore in 02. He didn’t go to Arizona until 03. Thus, McCown wasn’t a rookie when he was Blake’s teammate. Granted, that’s probably something that nobody really cares about, but that kind of thing bugs me.

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]]> By: Stoogie http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26260 Stoogie Thu, 08 May 2008 16:03:47 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26260 "The Colts are celebrating their 25th season in Indianapolis." Sponsored by the Mayflower Moving Company. “The Colts are celebrating their 25th season in Indianapolis.”

Sponsored by the Mayflower Moving Company.

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]]> By: NonYahooHotmailAcct http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26258 NonYahooHotmailAcct Thu, 08 May 2008 16:01:10 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26258 What McCown meant: "I'm gonna be the starter because these other two slouches on the roster suck." What McCown meant:
“I’m gonna be the starter because these other two slouches on the roster suck.”

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]]> By: Masked Marvel Smith http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26256 Masked Marvel Smith Thu, 08 May 2008 15:59:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26256 And who told you first about "Kick 'Em" Kemo of the Steelers? Yep yours truly. This big bad masher will make people forget about Faneca, who was on the downside of his career. Sorry, Brownie fans, the Steeler OL is going to be better than last year. You heard it here. And who told you first about “Kick ‘Em” Kemo of the Steelers? Yep yours truly. This big bad masher will make people forget about Faneca, who was on the downside of his career. Sorry, Brownie fans, the Steeler OL is going to be better than last year. You heard it here.

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]]> By: cowboysdw28mb3 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26249 cowboysdw28mb3 Thu, 08 May 2008 15:52:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26249 I've always hated the Redskins, always will, but is it possible not to like Monk or Green? I mean, you have to respect those guys. Even when they played they were great role models. Geez, can't believe I'm saying something good about the Redskins. Yuck. But more players should be like Green and Monk these days, both on AND off the field. I’ve always hated the Redskins, always will, but is it possible not to like Monk or Green? I mean, you have to respect those guys. Even when they played they were great role models. Geez, can’t believe I’m saying something good about the Redskins. Yuck. But more players should be like Green and Monk these days, both on AND off the field.

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]]> By: Pastabelly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26222 Pastabelly Thu, 08 May 2008 15:29:11 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26222 It's hard to believe that Josh McCown is going to be the starting quarterback for any NFL team. It’s hard to believe that Josh McCown is going to be the starting quarterback for any NFL team.

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]]> By: Grulks http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26216 Grulks Thu, 08 May 2008 15:25:26 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26216 Apparently Jerry Jones has a short memory. I don't recall Hard Knocks bringing out the best in the players the last time the Cowboys were on that show. I hope being on Hard Knocks isn't becoming a Madden like curse... Apparently Jerry Jones has a short memory. I don’t recall Hard Knocks bringing out the best in the players the last time the Cowboys were on that show. I hope being on Hard Knocks isn’t becoming a Madden like curse…

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]]> By: CapsLockKey http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26209 CapsLockKey Thu, 08 May 2008 15:09:28 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26209 "Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp for HBO’s Hard Knocks will bring out the best in the players." Apparently he must have missed the series last year when they covered the Kansas City Chiefs. “Cowboys owner Jerry Jones thinks having NFL Films cameras in training camp for HBO’s Hard Knocks will bring out the best in the players.”

Apparently he must have missed the series last year when they covered the Kansas City Chiefs.

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]]> By: irishpat http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26207 irishpat Thu, 08 May 2008 15:08:20 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/08/thursday-morning-one-liners-8/#comment-26207 Of course Shaun King didnt file retirement players. He didnt retire voluntarily, its just that no one wanted him. He still tries out every offseason. Of course Shaun King didnt file retirement players. He didnt retire voluntarily, its just that no one wanted him. He still tries out every offseason.

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