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A reader has passed along to us the following gem from former Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith, regarding the challenges presented by players like Pacman Jones, who’ll be a Cowboy if/when he’s reinstated by Commissioner Roger Goodell.
Says Emmitt: “You can be with the guy and in his ear 24 hours a day, but at the end of the day you can’t be there the whole time.”
Emmitt, thank you for helping us end the day with a smile on our face.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
I thought LaVar ended Troy’s career. Huh?
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May 6th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Emmit is no Yogi Berra.
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May 6th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
IM NOT WORTHY!
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May 6th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Ahahahahahaha…60% of the time, Emmitt is right every time.
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Rating: 3.8 / 5 with 5 rating(s)
May 6th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
I love Emmitt, and his ability to debacle the English language. Keep the hits coming, Mr. Smith.
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Rating: 3.25 / 5 with 4 rating(s)
May 6th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Will someone thing of the children?
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Rating: 1 / 5 with 4 rating(s)
May 6th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
WOW are we still dissing Emmitt? How childish and immature is that? For you simple minded assholes like Florio, what he more than likely meant is that you can talk to someone and guide them as much as possible, but in the end that person is going to make the decision that they feel is right or make whatever decision they want to make. I wonder what school let you guys graduate without making sure you knew how to translate and interpret what is being said. How sad!!!!
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Rating: 1 / 5 with 18 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 12:23 am
gotta love Emmitt…
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May 7th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Hey Emmitt,
Guys like you can make eternity seem like forever.
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May 7th, 2008 at 2:06 am
Put your tights back on and…………………….
Dance some more, what the Hell R You talking about, great runningback, took too many hits. This comment was left on the 25th hour.
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May 7th, 2008 at 2:12 am
ya, that 25th hour is the one that always gets Pac. He also rocks the party 8 days a week, so you can see the dilemma.
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May 7th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Emmitt Smith. A wise, wise man.
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May 7th, 2008 at 3:04 am
How is it possible with on a team with a crack head (Irvin), drug smuggler (Newton), NORML advocate (Stepnoski, center 1989-1994), sir concuss a lot (Aikman) the NFL’s all time leading rushing is the dumbest of all? Real life North Dallas Forty Dynasty if you ask me. I guess having boneheads worked in the Dallas 90s dynasty, why not now?
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Rating: 5 / 5 with 3 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 3:46 am
I’m pretty sure even Yogi Berra is even shaking his head at Emmitt these days. And somewhere, Rush Limbaugh bangs his head against a wall and screams, “And they fired ME?”
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Rating: 2.5 / 5 with 2 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 4:51 am
God Bless Emmitt.
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May 7th, 2008 at 5:41 am
Emmitt Smith… Philosopher!
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May 7th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Emmitt…..you gotta just LOVE this guy….
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May 7th, 2008 at 6:28 am
I think a certain cowboy got knocked on his head one too many times…
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May 7th, 2008 at 7:25 am
What a product of the State of Florida educational system!
They can’t drive or vote down there, either!
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Rating: 3.65 / 5 with 3 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 7:52 am
My first thought was: “LOL — he’s like Yogi Berra on crack.”
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Rating: 5 / 5 with 1 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 8:06 am
ive got a fever…. and the only cure is more Emmitt Smith!
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Rating: 5 / 5 with 4 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 8:07 am
downsouth49er thanks for interperting Emmitt’s comments for us. What would we do without you?
Lighten up its all fun.
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Rating: 5 / 5 with 4 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Pacman Jones has just reported his 5 day forecast…. Ironically enough it is gonna rain all week… Some how I feel he is not forecasting percipitation rain…
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Rating: 3 / 5 with 2 rating(s)
May 7th, 2008 at 8:40 am
blah, blah, blah….18,000+ yards, 3 SB’s and ended his career with almost 1000 yards behind the worst OL in the league, still taking it between the tackles.
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May 7th, 2008 at 8:56 am
downsouth49er “I wonder what school let you guys graduate without making sure you knew how to translate and interpret what is being said. How sad!!!!”
I’ll tell you whats sad. The man is PAID by ESPN to speak. We shouldn’t need to interpret or translate anything.
Can we get Emmitt on: Are You Smarter Than A Fif’ Grader? That would be the funniest hour on TV.
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Rating: 4.35 / 5 with 8 rating(s)