Comments on: MENDENHALL LIKELY CAN’T WAIT TO LEAVE CHICAGO http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:01:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: empty13 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24784 empty13 Tue, 06 May 2008 14:29:43 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24784 If he had a gun, he would have been safer. The problem is he didnt, and he especially was down there in the wee wee hours. Where it is more likely he would run into some bad folk. Just being down there at that time of night is the bigger problem. If he had a gun, he would have been safer. The problem is he didnt, and he especially was down there in the wee wee hours. Where it is more likely he would run into some bad folk. Just being down there at that time of night is the bigger problem.

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]]> By: Kevin from Philly http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24759 Kevin from Philly Tue, 06 May 2008 13:03:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24759 Sorry Jeezy, Jimmy Hoffa had an alibi - he was at the Jets mini camp (well, six feet below it anyway). Sorry Jeezy, Jimmy Hoffa had an alibi - he was at the Jets mini camp (well, six feet below it anyway).

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]]> By: The Jimmy http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24736 The Jimmy Tue, 06 May 2008 11:40:56 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24736 "If I were the Steelers, the question I would ask is “Why was Mendenhall where he was at the time he was?” Don't you remember what it was like to be 20 years old? You do a lot of stupid things. You think you know everything and you're bulletproof. Around the time you're 30 (hopefully) you realize you didn't know what you were doing. “If I were the Steelers, the question I would ask is “Why was Mendenhall where he was at the time he was?”

Don’t you remember what it was like to be 20 years old? You do a lot of stupid things. You think you know everything and you’re bulletproof. Around the time you’re 30 (hopefully) you realize you didn’t know what you were doing.

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]]> By: jeezy http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24697 jeezy Tue, 06 May 2008 03:06:57 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24697 i cant believe people are making a big joke outta this, next thing you know, people will be pinning the crime on oj, pacman, benson, tank johnson, and jimmy hoffa. i cant believe people are making a big joke outta this, next thing you know, people will be pinning the crime on oj, pacman, benson, tank johnson, and jimmy hoffa.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24692 Vox Veritas Tue, 06 May 2008 02:43:08 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24692 Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson

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]]> By: timalex99 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24679 timalex99 Tue, 06 May 2008 02:23:30 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24679 I agree with Brian_21: "My guess is Mendenhall was doing nothing bad." I don't think Mendenhall was doing anything bad as well. But there are better places to not be doing anything bad than a desolate stretch of Chicago lakefront at 2 o'clock in the morning. BTW, how do you become a "Division Champ"? I busted my butt to go from "Cheerleader" to "Passionate Fan". Who do I have to [perform an oral sex act on a bottle of champagne while hanging out with a bunch of guys} to get to "Division Champ"? I agree with Brian_21:

“My guess is Mendenhall was doing nothing bad.”

I don’t think Mendenhall was doing anything bad as well. But there are better places to not be doing anything bad than a desolate stretch of Chicago lakefront at 2 o’clock in the morning.

BTW, how do you become a “Division Champ”? I busted my butt to go from “Cheerleader” to “Passionate Fan”. Who do I have to [perform an oral sex act on a bottle of champagne while hanging out with a bunch of guys} to get to “Division Champ”?

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]]> By: timalex99 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24677 timalex99 Tue, 06 May 2008 02:17:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24677 Thanks, PhillyWest2. "timalex99 wins! Based on the 2006 FBI Uniform Crime Reports (the most reputable source I know after taking a whopping 1.0 credit of Criminology years ago) states: Robberies Population Rate Chicago 15,863 2,857,796 0.00555 Pittsburgh 1,722 324,604 0.00530" The only reason I knew the Chicago robbery numbers is because I committed 15,862 of the 15,863. The only reason I missed the last one was because the wife wanted me to spend Christmas day with our kids. The woman is soooooooo unreasonable. Thanks, PhillyWest2.

“timalex99 wins!

Based on the 2006 FBI Uniform Crime Reports (the most reputable source I know after taking a whopping 1.0 credit of Criminology years ago) states:

Robberies Population Rate
Chicago 15,863 2,857,796 0.00555
Pittsburgh 1,722 324,604 0.00530″

The only reason I knew the Chicago robbery numbers is because I committed 15,862 of the 15,863.

The only reason I missed the last one was because the wife wanted me to spend Christmas day with our kids. The woman is soooooooo unreasonable.

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]]> By: Mr. Phantom http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24661 Mr. Phantom Tue, 06 May 2008 01:36:41 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24661 To RoninCharlotte: I spent a week in Charlotte one day. The only decent people there are the ones from the North who moved South. The native citizens are Rednecks still fighting the Civil War. To RoninCharlotte:

I spent a week in Charlotte one day. The only decent people there are the ones from the North who moved South. The native citizens are Rednecks still fighting the Civil War.

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]]> By: punchypete http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24656 punchypete Tue, 06 May 2008 01:18:30 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24656 He grew up in the suburbs. Its no surprise he has no street smarts. Too bad he pulled his hammy earlier in the week or he could have run away….. as long as Justin King wasn’t chasing him. He grew up in the suburbs. Its no surprise he has no street smarts. Too bad he pulled his hammy earlier in the week or he could have run away….. as long as Justin King wasn’t chasing him.

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]]> By: punchypete http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24642 punchypete Tue, 06 May 2008 00:47:19 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24642 He grew up in the suburbs. Its no surprise he has no street smarts. Too bad he pulled his hammy earlier in the week or he could have run away..... as long as Justin King wasn't chasing him. He grew up in the suburbs. Its no surprise he has no street smarts. Too bad he pulled his hammy earlier in the week or he could have run away….. as long as Justin King wasn’t chasing him.

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]]> By: slashsteel http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24626 slashsteel Tue, 06 May 2008 00:15:24 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24626 Pittsburgh has actually came a long ways from what it used to be. The city's look has improved Ron. You should get out of Charlotte more often maybe you would realize that. BTW where was Chris Henry on the night in question ? Pittsburgh has actually came a long ways from what it used to be. The city’s look has improved Ron. You should get out of Charlotte more often maybe you would realize that.

BTW where was Chris Henry on the night in question ?

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]]> By: Favre2012 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24622 Favre2012 Tue, 06 May 2008 00:06:04 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24622 If Mendenhall had a FN like Harrison, he could have just shot the culprits with that nice fancy Belgian hand cannon. Harrison puts Dirty Harry's Magnum to shame. I for one am hoping for a Dirty Marvin movie. I can see the reviews: "boring character, great gunfight". Mendenhall's 23 on the Wonderlic seems on the nose. Not smart enough to be home in the middle of the night but smart enough to give up his cash. Another victory for standardized testing! If Mendenhall had a FN like Harrison, he could have just shot the culprits with that nice fancy Belgian hand cannon. Harrison puts Dirty Harry’s Magnum to shame. I for one am hoping for a Dirty Marvin movie. I can see the reviews: “boring character, great gunfight”.

Mendenhall’s 23 on the Wonderlic seems on the nose. Not smart enough to be home in the middle of the night but smart enough to give up his cash. Another victory for standardized testing!

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]]> By: brian_21 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24620 brian_21 Mon, 05 May 2008 23:59:57 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24620 That's a good point by timalex99. I actually thought of that. My guess is Mendenhall was doing nothing bad. Then again, whoever would have thought Marvin Harrison would have SHOT A GUN Sheesh. Like I noted in some other entry, we're going to have Derrick Jeter test positive for steroids next. That’s a good point by timalex99. I actually thought of that. My guess is Mendenhall was doing nothing bad.

Then again, whoever would have thought Marvin Harrison would have SHOT A GUN

Sheesh. Like I noted in some other entry, we’re going to have Derrick Jeter test positive for steroids next.

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]]> By: richda http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24614 richda Mon, 05 May 2008 23:47:40 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24614 More importantly was he hanging out with pacman jones? More importantly was he hanging out with pacman jones?

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]]> By: phillywest2 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24610 phillywest2 Mon, 05 May 2008 23:38:12 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24610 timalex99 wins! Based on the 2006 FBI Uniform Crime Reports (the most reputable source I know after taking a whopping 1.0 credit of Criminology years ago) states: Robberies Population Rate Chicago 15,863 2,857,796 0.00555 Pittsburgh 1,722 324,604 0.00530 Mendenhall better avoid the infinite riverfronts in Pittsburgh... timalex99 wins!

Based on the 2006 FBI Uniform Crime Reports (the most reputable source I know after taking a whopping 1.0 credit of Criminology years ago) states:

Robberies Population Rate
Chicago 15,863 2,857,796 0.00555
Pittsburgh 1,722 324,604 0.00530

Mendenhall better avoid the infinite riverfronts in Pittsburgh…

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]]> By: spyboots http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24604 spyboots Mon, 05 May 2008 23:28:27 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24604 Thank God neither he nor his friend were physically hurt. Thank God neither he nor his friend were physically hurt.

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]]> By: RJ Carrano http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24602 RJ Carrano Mon, 05 May 2008 23:23:26 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24602 Anyone know Willie Parker's where abouts the night in question? Anyone know Willie Parker’s where abouts the night in question?

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]]> By: Combo89 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24601 Combo89 Mon, 05 May 2008 23:20:18 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24601 Says someone who lives in Charlotte.... Says someone who lives in Charlotte….

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]]> By: Bradybunch http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24597 Bradybunch Mon, 05 May 2008 23:10:56 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24597 This is why players DON"T NEED HAND GUNS. Had he had a gun himself we may be reading a much more tradgic story. Too many people have seen too many movies. Under such an unpredictable terrifying moment even trained gun lovers may get themselves (or others) shot for mear pocket change. I would think he wil be able to replace any stolen property with his frist paycheck. What if you shot at the robber missed and killed an innocent by stander? I remember reading a story a few years back when a child was shot dead brushing his teeth in his bathroom while preparing for bedtime. The bullet was fired in the alley travled through the wall and struck an innocent child. I belive that was also in Chicago. This is why players DON”T NEED HAND GUNS. Had he had a gun himself we may be reading a much more tradgic story. Too many people have seen too many movies. Under such an unpredictable terrifying moment even trained gun lovers may get themselves (or others) shot for mear pocket change. I would think he wil be able to replace any stolen property with his frist paycheck. What if you shot at the robber missed and killed an innocent by stander?
I remember reading a story a few years back when a child was shot dead brushing his teeth in his bathroom while preparing for bedtime. The bullet was fired in the alley travled through the wall and struck an innocent child. I belive that was also in Chicago.

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]]> By: hitdog042 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24596 hitdog042 Mon, 05 May 2008 23:02:44 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24596 The only thing Pittsburgh has going for it is....... wait, can't think of anything, and I used to live in Coraopolis (suburb). Chicago on the other hand... when it comes to the ladies, the place is a candy factory. Chicago in the summer = the best place in the world. The only thing Pittsburgh has going for it is……. wait, can’t think of anything, and I used to live in Coraopolis (suburb). Chicago on the other hand… when it comes to the ladies, the place is a candy factory.

Chicago in the summer = the best place in the world.

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]]> By: JoeSixPack http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24593 JoeSixPack Mon, 05 May 2008 22:50:43 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24593 Let's see if Marvin Harrison has an alibi before we go jumping to conclusions. Let’s see if Marvin Harrison has an alibi before we go jumping to conclusions.

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]]> By: Shamrock http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24592 Shamrock Mon, 05 May 2008 22:50:36 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24592 The Bears did it. They just wanted to know what a real first round running back looks like. The Bears did it.

They just wanted to know what a real first round running back looks like.

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]]> By: Vox Veritas http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24590 Vox Veritas Mon, 05 May 2008 22:48:21 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24590 Hammy's too tender to participate in mini-camp, not too tender to be walking around the lakefront at 2am? Hammy’s too tender to participate in mini-camp, not too tender to be walking around the lakefront at 2am?

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]]> By: dracula58 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24581 dracula58 Mon, 05 May 2008 22:15:09 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24581 Way to go Ron in Charlotte. When you can't say something intelligent say something stupid....and you did. Way to go Ron in Charlotte. When you can’t say something intelligent say something stupid….and you did.

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]]> By: blitzburgh1 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24578 blitzburgh1 Mon, 05 May 2008 22:10:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24578 Well, RoninCharlotte........have you been to Pittsburgh lately? I live in Cinci and I'll take the new and improved 'Burgh any day. Well, RoninCharlotte……..have you been to Pittsburgh lately?

I live in Cinci and I’ll take the new and improved ‘Burgh any day.

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]]> By: RonInCharlotte http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24568 RonInCharlotte Mon, 05 May 2008 21:59:19 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24568 Yeah but he has to live in "Pitts"burgh. That city is on the way down with no reason for a rebirth. Yeah but he has to live in “Pitts”burgh. That city is on the way down with no reason for a rebirth.

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]]> By: timalex99 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24563 timalex99 Mon, 05 May 2008 21:45:29 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24563 One other point. While I certainly don't wish anyone being on the business end of a handgun during a robbery, you increase your chances of becoming a statistic (as Mendenhall did) by walking along a lonely stretch of the lakefront that is separated from the residential areas of the South Side by Lake Shore Drive - a major highway; AND walking in said location at 2:00 AM; AND 3) on a Sunday night/Monday morning. If I were the Steelers, the question I would ask is "Why was Mendenhall where he was at the time he was?" One other point.

While I certainly don’t wish anyone being on the business end of a handgun during a robbery, you increase your chances of becoming a statistic (as Mendenhall did) by walking along a lonely stretch of the lakefront that is separated from the residential areas of the South Side by Lake Shore Drive - a major highway; AND walking in said location at 2:00 AM; AND 3) on a Sunday night/Monday morning.

If I were the Steelers, the question I would ask is “Why was Mendenhall where he was at the time he was?”

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]]> By: bucco bruce http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24560 bucco bruce Mon, 05 May 2008 21:40:32 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24560 And just where was Marvin Harrison when Mendenhall needed him??? And just where was Marvin Harrison when Mendenhall needed him???

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]]> By: CountSnail http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24556 CountSnail Mon, 05 May 2008 21:33:56 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24556 " Chicago Police are searching for Tank Johnson and Cedric Benson" HAHA!! ” Chicago Police are searching for Tank Johnson and Cedric Benson” HAHA!!

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]]> By: miketomlin http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24554 miketomlin Mon, 05 May 2008 21:29:00 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24554 Draft stock tumbles, bum hamstring, robbed. Not a good couple of weeks for my new favorite steeler. Draft stock tumbles, bum hamstring, robbed. Not a good couple of weeks for my new favorite steeler.

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]]> By: MarkB http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24553 MarkB Mon, 05 May 2008 21:23:49 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24553 Was the gun made in Belgium? Was the gun made in Belgium?

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]]> By: timalex99 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24552 timalex99 Mon, 05 May 2008 21:22:28 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24552 I don't have the facts to back up what I'm about to write (much like MF) but it seems to me that Chicago and Pittsburgh - both fine cities - would be roughly equal in the armed robbery per capita department. However, my city (Chicago) is at the head of the list for "NFL RBs that are extremely polite while being hosed and pepper-sprayed". I don’t have the facts to back up what I’m about to write (much like MF) but it seems to me that Chicago and Pittsburgh - both fine cities - would be roughly equal in the armed robbery per capita department.

However, my city (Chicago) is at the head of the list for “NFL RBs that are extremely polite while being hosed and pepper-sprayed”.

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]]> By: brian_21 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24550 brian_21 Mon, 05 May 2008 21:20:43 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24550 Yikes. Seeing him all the time strolling around here he was the type to never, ever be in any situation like that, from what I've seen. It must have been a horrifically scary moment. Yikes. Seeing him all the time strolling around here he was the type to never, ever be in any situation like that, from what I’ve seen. It must have been a horrifically scary moment.

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]]> By: DanSnyder http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24548 DanSnyder Mon, 05 May 2008 21:18:04 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24548 I robbed him. I robbed him.

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]]> By: mrowens11 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24547 mrowens11 Mon, 05 May 2008 21:17:16 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/05/05/mendenhall-likely-cant-wait-to-leave-chicago/#comment-24547 Wow! Maybe in the next CBA they can include bullet-proof vests, rottweilers, home security systems, plastic surgery, witness protection, police escorts, fines if they sport big jewelry in public, mandatory card carrying - nothing to make it rain! The jerks of the league are the jerks of the league, but when pro players are the victims of these crimes it seems to be done by the true scum of the slums. Damn, can they live? Wow! Maybe in the next CBA they can include bullet-proof vests, rottweilers, home security systems, plastic surgery, witness protection, police escorts, fines if they sport big jewelry in public, mandatory card carrying - nothing to make it rain!

The jerks of the league are the jerks of the league, but when pro players are the victims of these crimes it seems to be done by the true scum of the slums. Damn, can they live?

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