There’s been an Emmitt Smith sighting.
A week after he was conspicuous in his absence from ESPN’s television/radio/Internet coverage of the NFL draft, Smith visited the Dallas Cowboys’ rookie minicamp on Saturday to give some pointers to the new players.
Okay, we can’t resist: “Men, don’t let your strength get debacled.”
The bigger news is the free advice that Emmitt gave to Cowboys cornerback Pacman Jones, who wasn’t at the camp because he’s not a rookie, and hasn’t been reinstated.
“As long as you’re not killing anybody, getting anybody shot at and going to jail, then I don’t have any issues,” Smith said.
So . . . rape, DUI, drug possession/use/sale, bank robbery, burglary, domestic assault, random assault, dog fighting, gambling, providing alcohol to minors, insider trading, and any other crime that falls short of “killing anybody, getting anybody shot at and going to jail” is fine and dandy with Emmitt.
Smith made other comments that make a bit more sense on the matter. “Your personal life is your personal life,” Smith said. ”Some of the choices you make are not some of the choices I would make. As long as you’re out here on the practice field performing like you’re supposed to and not getting into any trouble. I’m not going to tell you what you should be doing.”
But then Emmitt went back in the other direction. “Pacman is a grown man. He understands the do’s and don’ts, the rights and wrongs. He has choices to make. Hopefully he starts making better choices.”
Clearly, Pacman doesn’t understand the “do’s and don’ts, the rights and wrongs.” Or at least he didn’t as of February 2007, when he was involved in whatever he was involved in at the Minxx strip club in Las Vegas, the last of his multiple incidents that drew the scrutiny of police. Though Jones hasn’t gotten into any trouble (that we know of) since then, he’s yet to persuade us (or, more importantly, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell) that he’ll be able to stay out of trouble on a long-term basis.
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May 4th, 2008 at 5:45 am
Well, didn’t Pacman “get someone shot at?” Emmitt rules. What a debacled.
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May 4th, 2008 at 7:26 am
I can’t believe you’ve lumped gambling in with all those other crimes. What the hell is wrong with gambling if you are an adult of sound mind?
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May 4th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I think Emmitt’s best advice to Pacman is that there is no “Me” in “Team”
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May 4th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Oh yes, please, let’s continue picking on one of the true good guys of the NFL because of the way he talks and the fact that the “world leader” gave him a job in spite of it. Yes, let’s take his words out of context and do our best to tear him down by making it seem that he said something that he really didn’t, because only in America can that be considered an honorable profession and only in America can a supposedly highly educated two-bit hack of a writer make a buck off of something like that. You rag on Emmitt’s speech patterns more than you rag on Pacman’s exploits.
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May 4th, 2008 at 10:45 am
This is going a bit overboard. If he commits any of the crimes that you mentioned and is caught, he will go to jail. Unless he said, “If you are going to do something, make sure you’re not caught and there are no witnesses present or left standing,” then it would be all right to pick on him. Let’s be honest, we have to throw semantics out the window when listening to some athletes speak.
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May 4th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Vox, you are correct that Emmitt is “one of the good guys”. But, he is being paid to speak on television and is comically awful at it. This makes him fair game.
Where Florio is really wrong about Emmitt is in not placing him in the conversation of the top handful of RBs ever. Is Emmitt the best RB ever? I don’t know. It’s tough to compare guys from different eras and teams. But I do know this: with 3 Super Bowl rings, the most rushing yards and rushing TDs in history, a league MVP and Super Bowl MVP, he is the most accomplished RB ever, and isn’t that what counts?
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May 4th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
STOP GETTIN HANDCUFFTED!!!
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May 4th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
“So . . . rape, DUI, drug possession/use/sale, bank robbery, burglary, domestic assault, random assault, dog fighting…”
You don’t go to jail for rape or drugs anymore? I must have overslept longer than I thought.
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May 4th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Emmit,
It’s better to let people think you’re a total moron, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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May 4th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
East Bay Ray, you ask, “Is Emmitt the best RB ever?”
No, he is not.
Barry Sanders. Jim Brown. Walter Payton. These running backs are all better than Emmitt Smith.
Emmit is still great and deserves all of his accomplishments — but he is not the greatest. Or second greatest. Or third greatest.
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May 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Brian_21, to quote “The Dude”, Jeffrey Lebowski, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
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May 4th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Someone get Vox a ball of cotton and a string because he might start bleeding soon.
I just hope he doesn’t watch Beaches today. That would make him extra emotional.
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May 4th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
“So . . . rape, DUI, drug possession/use/sale, bank robbery, burglary, domestic assault, random assault, dog fighting, gambling, providing alcohol to minors, insider trading, and any other crime that falls short of “killing anybody, getting anybody shot at and going to jail” is fine and dandy with Emmitt.”
Consider the source. Emmitt’s bud Michael Irvin copped to most of these “minor” offenses, without getting debacled out of his monstrously high-paying pro football career - and without which his career prospects would have topped out at or near minimum wage.
Pacman, he is no diff, right? So Emmitt is saying (loosely translated, of necessity), hey, help a brutha out - he ain’t got no quarrel with bruthas doin’ fun stuff that is banned by them oppressive uptight-whitey-type laws - ‘ceptin’ in Dallas, where them laws don’t get much applied if you got a star on your helmet - “as long as you’re out here on the practice field performing like you’re supposed to….”
Can’t agree with Emmitt, and I don’t think the Commish does either, but you can’t say he’s being inconsistent.
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May 4th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Yup, East Bay Ray, it is an opinion. I believe a well founded one, though. Not that stats and empirical data mean everything or anything like that, but with more around him, Emmit Smith averaged 4.2 yards per carry to Barry Sanders’ 5.0 (with his size!). And Jim Brown averaged 5.2 yards per carry, which is ridiculous. Of course, that might be comparable to Wilt Chamberlain’s statistics … meaning, take NOTHING away from those two, but those were literally physical specimens that were well ahead of their era and that could have played now, with their same size, and still have am immense impact.
I think just about anyone, though clearly not everyone (i.e. you), would agree that Walter Payton was a better football player than Emmitt Smith. Just as a pure football player, and yeah, that 4.4 average yards per carry compared to Emmit’s 4.2.
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May 5th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Kidekk, a Cheerleader, says: “This is going a bit overboard. If he commits any of the crimes that you mentioned and is caught, he will go to jail. ”
I would argue that it’s very presumptuous to assume any NFL player goes to jail for ANY crime (think OJ)…like it or not, this is a sign of our times….
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May 5th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
EMMITT HAS ADVICE FOR PACMAN
“Don’t worriez. When yous done playn’ ESPNZ will hire ya anyhows.”
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