So the football player who once admitted to smoking marijuana “every blue moon” and who also bumped a traffic control officer with his car is going to own a racing team?

Is this a news item, or a pitch for a new sitcom on UPN?

It’s real — we know it is because we received the press release by e-mail on Tuesday, and promptly deleted it.  Patriots receiver Randy Moss plans to get involved in the NASCAR Craftman Truck Series.  He’d like to make it happen later this year, even though he doesn’t have a driver.  Or a sponsor.  Or a truck.

Yeah, this is going to work out just fine.

We might be able to help him find a truck.  All he needs to do is peruse our latest Pic of the Day.