Sean Jensen of the St. Paul Pioneer Press, contradicting a Tuesday pay-only report from Scout.com, says that the Minnesota Vikings have yet to make what we call the Lawrence Welk offer (i.e., a one and a two and a three . . . insert groan and/or rim shot here) for Chiefs defensive end Jared Allen.

“If that were the case,” Jensen writes, ”Chiefs president Carl Peterson would have personally flown Jared Allen to the Twin Cities.”

Jensen speculates that the Chiefs want a first-rounder and a second-rounder in 2008, and that the Vikings have offered either a one and a three in 2008, or a 2008 first-rounder and a 2009 second-round pick.