The most recent arrest of Colts RB Kenton Keith wasn’t his first.
Will the Bills take WR Devin Thomas at No. 11?
Or might the Bengals beat them to it?
Fins DE Jason Taylor scored a 24 on Dancing with the Stars this week. (We still don’t know what a good score is or isn’t on that show.)
Is Fins co-owner Wayne Huizenga moving out of town?
Might the Pats look to add a defensive tackle at No. 7?
An unnamed G.M., on LB/DE Vernon Gholston: “When you watch his tape, he’s probably a first-round pick. When he works out, he’s in the middle of the first round. When he takes his shirt off, he’s a top-10 pick.” (We really aren’t interested in knowing what he is when he takes his pants off.)
Former Ravens coach Brian Billick isn’t talking about whether the team should draft QB Matt Ryan. (Now if we could only get Billick to treat every topic that way.)
Ravens G Jason Brown signed his one-year, $1.47 million RFA tender.
Initially, Steelers OL Max Starks didn’t know his transition tender would convert to guaranteed salary once he signed it. (We think Max needs to read PFT. Or his agent needs to read PFT. Or maybe Max just needs a new agent.)
Steelers RB Willie Parker returned to the field on Monday after suffering a broken leg late in the 2007 regular season.
Branden Albert was moved to guard at Virginia because D’Brickashaw Ferguson was playing left tackle.
The Colts’ three remaining restricted free agents signed their one-year tender offers.
Titans DT Albert Haynesworth is still pretending to be the team’s G.M.
The Chiefs want rookies who can play right away.
Hey, T.O., is that a box of popcorn in your pocket?
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April 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Three scores, each out of 10, is not a difficult concept. I don’t watching Dancing With the Stars either, but rating something 1-10 isn’t exactly complicated.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
“Three scores, each out of 10, is not a difficult concept. I don’t watching Dancing With the Stars either, but rating something 1-10 isn’t exactly complicated. ”
HA HA you watch dancing with the stars.
-Nelson Munsk
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April 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 pm
It’s hard to wrap your mind around anything when watching Jason….he’s just plain YUMMY! More “pretty” football players need to be out there shakin’ their bon-bon!!!!
:D
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April 22nd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Yes, Albert was moved to guard to accomodate Ferguson. But that was in ‘05. Why wasn’t Albert moved to LT for ‘06 and ‘07?
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April 22nd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I am sure the Redskin Fans would like to know what Gholston looks like without his pants. Bunch of Fairies.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
“We really aren’t interested in knowing what he is when he takes his pants off.”
Mr. Irrelevant ?
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April 22nd, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Oh you Cowgirl fans are always deflecting.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 3:12 pm
hahahaha T.O. on a BangBros set is funny as hell. Now that’s an interesting article.
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April 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
That can’t be T.O. in the picture, he’s not holding hands with Tony Romo.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 am
That pic of Turd Owens probably makes Donovan McScab wanna puke…
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April 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
TO? maybe. Isn’t that Matt Leinart Driving?
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April 23rd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
More likely T.O. has a bunch of film cannisters with…ahem…Oregano in his pocket. The Spice of Life, ya know.
Yeah, that’s the stick-it ticket. T Oregano.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Jason Taylor is one of the top five NFL players most female fans would most like to sack!!!!!
Yum-Yum!
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