Only hours after moving the “Days without an Arrest” meter from 10 to 1, we now can take the thing the rest of the way to zero.

According to The Stranger, which is apparently a news and arts publication in Seattle, Seahawks defensive tackle Robert Eugene (a/k/a/ “Rocky”) Bernard has been arrested and charged with “domestic violence assault.”

A search of the King County “Jail Inmate Lookup Service” (not to be confused with the “Jail Inmate Hookup Service”, which is a slightly different feature) reveals that Mr. Bernard is being held in the Seattle Correctional Facility, and that bail was denied.

Stay tuned.