Comments on: MONDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/ The Best Pro Football Scoop on the Internet Thu, 04 Dec 2008 21:16:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.2 By: urabozoo http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18168 urabozoo Tue, 22 Apr 2008 05:56:19 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18168 That "Emmit" mock draft was great. The fact that he picks only RB's, QB's, WR's and TE's is hilarious. I was laughing so hard my wife asked me why and when you have to breakdown a joke it just loses it impact. Al David of the Raiders, god that killed me. That “Emmit” mock draft was great. The fact that he picks only RB’s, QB’s, WR’s and TE’s is hilarious. I was laughing so hard my wife asked me why and when you have to breakdown a joke it just loses it impact. Al David of the Raiders, god that killed me.

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]]> By: How do you spell retard http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18106 How do you spell retard Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:12:25 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18106 I thought Emmitt's piece was real at first, but then I looked at that picture and read the Tebow pick. Chris Leak and Tebow in the first round, classic Emmitt. I thought Emmitt’s piece was real at first, but then I looked at that picture and read the Tebow pick.
Chris Leak and Tebow in the first round, classic Emmitt.

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]]> By: go screw http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18036 go screw Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:41:14 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18036 Fake Emmit rules Fake Emmit rules

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]]> By: Pootie T http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18031 Pootie T Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:14:20 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18031 On first round QB busts it's interesting to look at how those teams that have recovered from their bad picks did so. San Diego corrected their Leaf mistake by first drafting Brees in early round 2, and then by getting Rivers who was drafted #4 overall. Cincinnati fixed their Akili mistake by drafting Carson Palmer #1 overall. So, yes, drafting QBs high can blow up in your face, but these teams have benefited from their willingness to take another stab at it, not by shying away from the risk. On first round QB busts it’s interesting to look at how those teams that have recovered from their bad picks did so. San Diego corrected their Leaf mistake by first drafting Brees in early round 2, and then by getting Rivers who was drafted #4 overall. Cincinnati fixed their Akili mistake by drafting Carson Palmer #1 overall. So, yes, drafting QBs high can blow up in your face, but these teams have benefited from their willingness to take another stab at it, not by shying away from the risk.

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]]> By: pounder http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18027 pounder Mon, 21 Apr 2008 23:01:21 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-18027 Being a Cowboy's fan since 1965 this old man thinks that this is some funny stuff, and I think the world of Emmitt and the Cowboys and it's all in fun. Being a Cowboy’s fan since 1965 this old man thinks that this is some funny stuff, and I think the world of Emmitt and the Cowboys and it’s all in fun.

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]]> By: maherp http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17999 maherp Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:35:13 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17999 Don't be surprised if the Raiders move up to take Emmitt the 4th at #1 overall. Don’t be surprised if the Raiders move up to take Emmitt the 4th at #1 overall.

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]]> By: titanblitz http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17967 titanblitz Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:42:35 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17967 Not sure what's funnier...The Emmitt blog, or the people here that don't realize it's satire. Not sure what’s funnier…The Emmitt blog, or the people here that don’t realize it’s satire.

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]]> By: brian_21 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17960 brian_21 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:30:50 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17960 Ohhhh man that Emmitt Smith mock was hilarious. And also, as for Charles Bricker's article, he is wrong to imply that teams shouldn't take first round quarterbacks at all. Where would the Indianapolis Colts be? What about the Pittsburgh Steelers.. twice. Denever Broncos (Baaaaaltimore Colts), Dallas Cowboys, etc. It's hard to tell whether a guy will be a bust or not, but if you need a quarterback and believe in what you see out of a college prospect, then you have to do what you have to do. The elite quarterbacks usually come from the first round, despite major risks. Ohhhh man that Emmitt Smith mock was hilarious. And also, as for Charles Bricker’s article, he is wrong to imply that teams shouldn’t take first round quarterbacks at all. Where would the Indianapolis Colts be? What about the Pittsburgh Steelers.. twice. Denever Broncos (Baaaaaltimore Colts), Dallas Cowboys, etc. It’s hard to tell whether a guy will be a bust or not, but if you need a quarterback and believe in what you see out of a college prospect, then you have to do what you have to do. The elite quarterbacks usually come from the first round, despite major risks.

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]]> By: Greg http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17933 Greg Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:40:44 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17933 Clearly Emmitt is a student of the game....brilliant mock. The Patriots taking Mendenhall twice was classic and just good planning on their part. Clearly Emmitt is a student of the game….brilliant mock. The Patriots taking Mendenhall twice was classic and just good planning on their part.

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]]> By: ras http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17930 ras Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:38:16 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17930 emmitt smiths column has to be some kind of joke. He spelled nearly every player's name wrong that he mentions. Jarrett Norwood? Stephen Johnson of the Rams? huh? QB Clyde Lemon!? hahahahaha Either this is big F-U to everyone, or Emmitt has been smokin the green leaf emmitt smiths column has to be some kind of joke. He spelled nearly every player’s name wrong that he mentions. Jarrett Norwood? Stephen Johnson of the Rams? huh? QB Clyde Lemon!? hahahahaha Either this is big F-U to everyone, or Emmitt has been smokin the green leaf

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]]> By: Chris from MD http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17922 Chris from MD Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:27:09 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17922 Emmitt for President. He'll be able to debacle Iraq Emmitt for President. He’ll be able to debacle Iraq

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]]> By: one3one http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17919 one3one Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:26:05 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17919 That's hilarious, monger. More shocking that Brohm at #10 in the Rocky Mountain's Top 100 is #8 & #9: Jonathan Stewart and Rashard Mendenhall. So the three RBs are all in the Top 10? I'm big on Stewart and Mendenhall (moreso than McFadden), but Top 10 is kind of silly. I do like the Brohm > Ryan take, though. That’s hilarious, monger.

More shocking that Brohm at #10 in the Rocky Mountain’s Top 100 is #8 & #9: Jonathan Stewart and Rashard Mendenhall. So the three RBs are all in the Top 10? I’m big on Stewart and Mendenhall (moreso than McFadden), but Top 10 is kind of silly.

I do like the Brohm > Ryan take, though.

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]]> By: g71 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17914 g71 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:17:04 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17914 Dayum,that Smith mock is a riot. I love the ability to destroy the english language that he has & uses oh so well Dayum,that Smith mock is a riot. I love the ability to destroy the english language that he has & uses oh so well

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]]> By: FlorioPhillyFan http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17905 FlorioPhillyFan Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:02:43 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17905 Those Emmitt Smith picks were hilarious!! I was, like, seriously LOL-ing all over the floor! Those Emmitt Smith picks were hilarious!! I was, like, seriously
LOL-ing all over the floor!

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]]> By: NJHAWK1 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17884 NJHAWK1 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:24:48 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17884 "VOMIT" SMITH sure does have a "Mock" Draft. Seattle takes ROY Rice. I first thought maybe a typo, but no. He calls Ray Rice ROY 4 MORE TIMES. BOOB “VOMIT” SMITH sure does have a “Mock” Draft.

Seattle takes ROY Rice. I first thought maybe a typo, but no.

He calls Ray Rice ROY 4 MORE TIMES.

BOOB

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]]> By: MrSphincter http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17875 MrSphincter Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:56:01 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17875 I tried to laugh at the Emmitt Smith mock draft, really I did. I tried to laugh at the Emmitt Smith mock draft, really I did.

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]]> By: monger http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17866 monger Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:30:48 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17866 "Broncos CB Dominique Foxworth has signed his restricted free agency tender; he’ll make $927,000 in 2008." If you took a polygraph test, then you might be a Bronco. “Broncos CB Dominique Foxworth has signed his restricted free agency tender; he’ll make $927,000 in 2008.”

If you took a polygraph test, then you might be a Bronco.

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]]> By: BBrophy1 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17855 BBrophy1 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 17:08:39 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17855 That Emmitt Smith draft is full of humility...ya know humor....it's funny so to speak! That Emmitt Smith draft is full of humility…ya know humor….it’s funny so to speak!

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]]> By: Cmarchesani3198 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17847 Cmarchesani3198 Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:37:51 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17847 I had to stop reading that Emmit Smith mock draft. I was laghing so hard my co-workers were looking at me like I lost my mind. I had to stop reading that Emmit Smith mock draft. I was laghing so hard my co-workers were looking at me like I lost my mind.

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]]> By: Chris from MD http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17844 Chris from MD Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:31:37 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17844 Emmitt's draft is probably the most accurate I've seen. Emmitt’s draft is probably the most accurate I’ve seen.

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]]> By: RAIDERNATION http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17842 RAIDERNATION Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:28:40 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17842 It really wouldn't shock me at all if Al Davis drafts Darren McFadden. I'm probably one of the few Raider fans that will agree to that selection. We desperatly need a playmaker at RB. We have one too many work horses and no long threat like D-MAC. Trade Jordan and Fargas as much as I hate to say it and get us a 2nd round pick or early first and get that DT or DE that we need. It's just too hard to pass on a player of that caliber again!(ergo Adrian Peterson) It really wouldn’t shock me at all if Al Davis drafts Darren McFadden.
I’m probably one of the few Raider fans that will agree to that selection. We desperatly need a playmaker at RB. We have one too many work horses and no long threat like D-MAC. Trade Jordan and Fargas as much as I hate to say it and get us a 2nd round pick or early first and get that DT or DE that we need. It’s just too hard to pass on a player of that caliber again!(ergo Adrian Peterson)

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]]> By: Jonashardis http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17839 Jonashardis Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:24:43 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17839 OMG, that Emmitt Smith draft made me laugh heartily. OMG, that Emmitt Smith draft made me laugh heartily.

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]]> By: tv http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17837 tv Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:19:59 +0000 http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/04/21/monday-morning-one-liners-9/#comment-17837 The article on top QB busts left out a huge number of bust over the recent past. Guys like Andre Ware, David Klingler, Cade McNown, and so forth, were not mentioned. If I were a GM, I'd never draft a QB or a WR in the first round. Very few work out and become the studs they are billed to be. And you can always pick up good ones as a free agent - as proven NFL players. The article on top QB busts left out a huge number of bust over the recent past. Guys like Andre Ware, David Klingler, Cade McNown, and so forth, were not mentioned.

If I were a GM, I’d never draft a QB or a WR in the first round. Very few work out and become the studs they are billed to be. And you can always pick up good ones as a free agent - as proven NFL players.

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