Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger appeared Wednesday on The Mike Tirico Show.  Ben hadn’t bothered to inspect the team’s schedule for the 2008 regular-season (that would require, like, reading), so Tirico and/or Michele Tafoya ran down the games for him.

Informed of the December 7 visit from the Dallas Cowboys, Roethlisberger made a crack about the whole Tony Romo/Jessica Simpson/Trip To Mexico/That’s My . . . Sniff . . . Quarterback controversy.

I’m glad they’re coming up here to play us,” Roethlisberger said, via Albert Breer of the Dallas Morning News.  “I’m thinking about sending an all-expenses paid trip for Tony [Romo] to go to Mexico.”

Tafoya said in response, “I thought you were going to bring Jessica to you.”

“We could do that too,” Ben replied.  “I might just fly her in.”

Though it was clearly said in jest, Roethlisberger is too easy of a target to be making jokes about quarterbacks who create distractions for their teams.  Indeed, all Romo has to say in response is, “I’m thinking about sending a motorcycle to Ben, but not a helmet.”