In the wake of then news that Chargers linebacker Stephen Cooper has been suspended four games for violation of the league’s substance-abuse policy, several readers have pointed out to is that this isn’t Cooper’s first problem with drugs.

In 2002, Cooper was found in possession of a thousand steroids pills

A freaking thousand.

He later pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges, and said that he planned to use the pills to get ready for the NFL draft.

Amazingly, he wasn’t charged with intent to distribute.  Because he persuaded authorities that he planned to take all of them.  All thousand of them.

Maybe, in hindsight, Cooper is the guy who spiked Shawne Merriman’s supplements.  (We’re joking.  We think.)